Pensioner Chic

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auto1

902 posts

197 months

Saturday 22nd June 2013
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anonymous-user

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55 months

Saturday 22nd June 2013
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Excellent ideas. Some others that have been suggested include a dashboard mounted compass, nodding dog, reversing lens, parking indicator pole for attachment to the bumpers. I would ideally like to show the car at one of the many and extensive 406 OC meetings as an affectionate homage to our senior driving brethren....

theironduke

6,995 posts

189 months

Saturday 22nd June 2013
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belleair302 said:
National Trust window sticker or RNIB / RSPCA, Countryside Alliance or help the aged badges. I would also suggest something linking you to the caravanning association
Countryside Alliance?!

I'm 28! Although I don't "do" car stickers at all so I haven't got one in the window.

forzaminardi

2,292 posts

188 months

Saturday 22nd June 2013
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"Grandchild on board" sticker.

CanAm

9,290 posts

273 months

Saturday 22nd June 2013
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The weirdest pensioner's accessory I've seen was a codger driving an Ital, beige of course, (going back a bit here) who I assumed lived in a narrow hedge-lined lane and needed extra visibility. He'd fitted two huge door mirrors to the front of his bonnet in a rear-facing V so he had a view from the front at 90 degrees to his direction of travel on both sides. That must have really screwed up the Ital's aerodynamics ( yikes ) as well as presenting a bit of a hazard to pedestrians.

mfmman

2,413 posts

184 months

Saturday 22nd June 2013
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philmots said:
Those chunky door protectors with orange reflectors built in.

http://www.micksgarage.com/proddetails.aspx?pid=16...
These, but at least two per door and definitely not at the extremities of the door edge so they are effectively useless smile

iantek

277 posts

184 months

Saturday 22nd June 2013
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Presumably the 406 has a tape player? Leave BBC tapes of old radio comedies such as 'Round the Horn' on the dash.

iantek

277 posts

184 months

Saturday 22nd June 2013
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Presumably the 406 has a tape player? Leave BBC tapes of old radio comedies such as 'Round the Horn' on the dash.

Highway Star

3,576 posts

232 months

Saturday 22nd June 2013
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Oi, I have a tartan rug on the back seat!

How about a RNLI sticker in the rear quarter window?

anonymous-user

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55 months

Saturday 22nd June 2013
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The RNLI sticker is under the National Trust one in the windscreen smile

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

55 months

Saturday 22nd June 2013
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iantek said:
Presumably the 406 has a tape player? Leave BBC tapes of old radio comedies such as 'Round the Horn' on the dash.
I found some Hammond organ tapes at a car boot that are bloody hideous suitable.

tinkertaylor

566 posts

143 months

Saturday 22nd June 2013
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The Crack Fox said:
Is it an auto ? If so, for full on pensioner style, get confused with the pedals, panic, stamp on the gas and park it in the shop window of a charity shop.

/ageist.
hehe

TwigtheWonderkid

43,521 posts

151 months

Saturday 22nd June 2013
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HD Adam said:
smoke a pipe whilst driving biggrin
I'm not sure pipe smoking is a great idea in these days of airbags!!! The emergency services could end up retrieving it from your other end.

Riley Blue

21,030 posts

227 months

Saturday 22nd June 2013
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This surely?


anonymous-user

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55 months

Saturday 22nd June 2013
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Further details include badged "406" mudflaps, tow bar, matching beige velour carpet mats, "diesel fuel only" sticker on the fuel flap, tartan umbrella, trilby on the parcel shelf, along with the walking stick and tissues (Kleenex mansize). I have acquired a stick on blind spot mirror for the driver's wing mirror. Other suggestions raised so far have included chrome effect number plate surrounds, sun strip (green).

My personal favourite is a bastardise a "XLD" badge, remove the X, and place the LD between the 0 and 6 of the model designation to create a 40LD6.

CanAm

9,290 posts

273 months

Saturday 22nd June 2013
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Simonium said:
Further details include badged "406" mudflaps, tow bar, matching beige velour carpet mats, "diesel fuel only" sticker on the fuel flap, tartan umbrella, trilby on the parcel shelf, along with the walking stick and tissues (Kleenex mansize). I have acquired a stick on blind spot mirror for the driver's wing mirror. Other suggestions raised so far have included chrome effect number plate surrounds, sun strip (green).
Sunstrip with driver's/wife's names on "Bert and Ethel". (apologies to any Bets and Ethels in the PH collective)

RichB

51,694 posts

285 months

Saturday 22nd June 2013
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CanAm said:
And also a Veteran Drivers Club badge with at least 40 on it.
Hey stop it. I'll be 57 next week and have been driving 40 years - dosen't make me a veteran! hehe

Eski1991

1,113 posts

134 months

Saturday 22nd June 2013
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Werther's Originals somewhere in the car, keep finding them in the Saab estate I bought a month ago.

Tartan rug over the rear seats, just like my grandfather had in his Volvo 340.

pobox205

209 posts

133 months

Saturday 22nd June 2013
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Wow a 16 year old that can type using sentences and paragraphs. I am impressed sir.

MC Bodge

21,728 posts

176 months

Saturday 22nd June 2013
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An ancient one of these:



A sickly (home) air freshener:



Cushions obscuring the view out of the rear window (why?)

A clip-on coin holder

Optional: A self-righteous, aggressive attitude, random hard braking and no awareness of the surroundings.