Been offered a race...

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l80ous

Original Poster:

172 posts

224 months

Thursday 11th July 2013
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So I’ve been offered out a race which I'm not sure whether to participate.
The contenders are as follows:-

Focus ST 2009 - 296 BHP and 350 Torques (266 FWHP)
Mods to gain this bhp are as follows:
Forge Intercooler
K and N Panel Filter
Sports Cat
Down Pipe
Super unleaded remap
RS Clutch and Diff.

VS

Jaguar XJR X308
Mods:
K and N Panel Filter
Catback Exhaust system

Also the engine has recently been rebuilt due to HGF this included head skimming, compressions and timings done.

The race will be set on a roll from 40mph onwards, who would you have your money on?

Captain Muppet

8,540 posts

266 months

Thursday 11th July 2013
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Sounds dull. Couldn't you just toss a coin for it?

joe_90

4,206 posts

232 months

Thursday 11th July 2013
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This thread is not going to go as well as you hope....

HustleRussell

24,736 posts

161 months

Thursday 11th July 2013
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Focus.

Mr AJ

1,247 posts

172 months

Thursday 11th July 2013
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Where will be the venue for this "Race" ? Oulton Park? Snetterton? Or outside McDonalds?

Garlick

40,601 posts

241 months

Thursday 11th July 2013
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You promised me a 10-second car...

LeoSayer

7,309 posts

245 months

Thursday 11th July 2013
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Round a track? Which track?

On a runway? How long?

On the road?

panholio

1,080 posts

149 months

Thursday 11th July 2013
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Do you get the Jag if you win?

22rgt B Squadron

339 posts

138 months

Thursday 11th July 2013
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As above, very dull. And torque is measured in lb ft or NM, no such thing as 'torques'...

bicycleshorts

1,939 posts

162 months

Thursday 11th July 2013
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LeoSayer said:
Round a track? Which track?

On a runway? How long?

On the road?
Off a cliff.

Horse Pop

685 posts

145 months

Thursday 11th July 2013
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You're still granny shifting.

Benj1984

173 posts

132 months

Thursday 11th July 2013
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Note to poster- read some threads on PH prior to posting to gauge the audience.

Thanks

wolves_wanderer

12,388 posts

238 months

Thursday 11th July 2013
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Be careful, if you race too hard there will be a danger to your manifold.

BaronVonVaderham

2,317 posts

148 months

Thursday 11th July 2013
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He with the mightiest gear stick will win... wink


l80ous

Original Poster:

172 posts

224 months

Thursday 11th July 2013
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opps

Garlick

40,601 posts

241 months

Thursday 11th July 2013
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Wish I had a job...and a car.

panholio

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149 months

Thursday 11th July 2013
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l80ous said:
No S**T, I guess this time of day all the dole dosser are online that dont have cars...
hehe

l80ous

Original Poster:

172 posts

224 months

Thursday 11th July 2013
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haha

wolves_wanderer

12,388 posts

238 months

Thursday 11th July 2013
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l80ous said:
Benj1984 said:
Note to poster- read some threads on PH prior to posting to gauge the audience.

Thanks
No S**T, I guess this time of day all the dole dosser are online that dont have cars...
Yep, just finished Jeremy Kyle and now I'm waiting for me bennys so I can nip off to the bookies, score some dope on the way home and drink me ace. Happy days

Greg_D

6,542 posts

247 months

Thursday 11th July 2013
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l80ous said:
opps
Opps confused