What a total ****** ****ing tossing pr*ck

What a total ****** ****ing tossing pr*ck

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blueg33

36,078 posts

225 months

Wednesday 24th July 2013
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Mr Whippy said:
I was being ironic wrt the post above.

We need a whoosh parrot smily.

Dave
Ha.

I will provide my own



strudel

5,888 posts

228 months

Wednesday 24th July 2013
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In my topic this topic demonstrates in life how it's not always what you do but what you're seen to do, and the reason we love politicians.

Fortunately some of us don't sit on our arses and lie through our teeth to make progress.

peter pan

1,253 posts

225 months

Wednesday 24th July 2013
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GSP with regard to new company cars appearing after averyone was given a pay cut, this `could' be down to the fact that for company cars there is often a lead in time for ordering vehicles. So the cars in question may have been ordered some months in advance before problems in teh company were fully realised,and such orders often come with onerous cancellation penalties if ordered vehicles are not taken. (e.g it costs more to cancel the order than to go ahead with it)
Having read most of the postings on this subject it seems that like in any walk of life, there are good managers / employees ,ad very bad managers / employees. the trick is being in or getting into
a company where both managers and employees are mainly good. Good managers without a good workforce are usually dead in the water. Good employess without a good manager at the helm are equally stuffed.
The view that some seem to hold here that all managers are super intelligent super business heroes is just as much bo**ocks as the view that all employees are lazy work shy sh*ts. As usual the real picture is a little mopre complicated and less black and white than that.

peter pan

1,253 posts

225 months

Wednesday 24th July 2013
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Perhaps another example would be in my own work role, where a fault developed in a large project where our products were used. (The project managers did NOT consult us beforehand in the correct use
of the product,which lead to a fault situation where they were looking for remedial work and compensation which in their view amounted to £378.000 worth of work.
I was sent to investigate, and following my discovery that our producs had been used incorrectly which was verified by no less than 3 independent testing houses, the claim against our company was dismissed. So in two days of my work time I had protected my company in a way which avoide them having to pay out a collossal sum in remedial works and compensation. For doing this, guess what I got from the company?????

Mr Whippy

29,089 posts

242 months

Wednesday 24th July 2013
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peter pan said:
For doing this, guess what I got from the company?????
Your salary?

A bonus related to your performance on such matters as promised in your contract?

A pat on the back?

An extra slice of turkey at the Christmas dinner?

hehe


PAYE, you can exercise choice. If you don't like things move on, or renegotiate contracts/salaries etc.

If you are so good and under-valued at PAYE then start your own business and reap the financial reward.


You can't have it both ways in the remuneration stakes.

Dave

Muzzer79

10,118 posts

188 months

Wednesday 24th July 2013
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peter pan said:
Perhaps another example would be in my own work role, where a fault developed in a large project where our products were used.
(The project managers did NOT consult us beforehand in the correct use
of the product,which lead to a fault situation where they were looking for remedial work and compensation which in their view amounted to £378.000 worth of work)

I was sent to investigate, and following my discovery that our products had been used incorrectly which was verified by no less than 3 independent testing houses, the claim against our company was dismissed.

So in two days of my work time I had protected my company in a way which avoide them having to pay out a collossal sum in remedial works and compensation.

For doing this, guess what I got from the company?????
A 'thank you'?

A 'Well done peter pan; cracking job'?

That's what you'd probably get from me. People make massive money-saving decisions and investigations all the time. It's their job; what they're paid for.

Are you implying that you haven't got something extra or....? confused

JM

3,170 posts

207 months

Wednesday 24th July 2013
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peter pan said:
For doing this, guess what I got from the company?????
Your contracted wages?



vinnie83

3,367 posts

194 months

Wednesday 24th July 2013
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SpeckledJim said:
Which bit did I miss?
vinnie83 said:
rpguk said:
Interesting scenario if a little convoluted..........................
Sorry, I tried to make the point as simple as possible, but it all became a little long winded. I know the numbers aren't really viable, but the point is still valid.
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Seems to be quite clear to other posters that my example was just that, an example.

I have on numerous occasions discussed my profession, and commented on numerous "should I go back to uni / change my career?" posts also with very detailed info about my profession, and plans to return to uni and make a career change.

I have never suggested in the years that I have been on PH that I employ people, or have a company turning over millions (which it would be if I had a wages bill of £100k like in the example I gave).

Maybe you should stop trying to catch me out on something that you have invented. I read from your other posts on this thread that our opinions actually seem to mirror each others - why are you so keen to attempt to make me look bad?

Read through my posts if you can be bothered - you will see I have always been quite open about the ownership of my car and my business etc. Why would I make something up randomly that contradicts everything I've posted over the last few years???

spitsfire

1,035 posts

136 months

Thursday 25th July 2013
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zebra said:
The OP's attitude is pretty poor and yet he wants to aspire to be management.

And for the record OP, it is 'which' not 'witch', WHICH seems to be a common mistake for you in most of your threads.
Well, if we're going to do pedantry, I'm not sure he 'wants to aspire to be management', whatever that may mean.

I can't say I'm appalled by his sentiments, and based on the range of opinions in the thread, I'm not sure other posters see the OP in quite the black and white terms you are using.

I don't think his sentiments are admirable, but I can understand where he is coming from. I too might derive a little bit of shadenfreude from the misfortune of somebody who doesn't appear to give two sts about the people who work for him.

Markhoskins

109 posts

130 months

Thursday 25th July 2013
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spitsfire said:
Well, if we're going to do pedantry, I'm not sure he 'wants to aspire to be management', whatever that may mean.

I can't say I'm appalled by his sentiments, and based on the range of opinions in the thread, I'm not sure other posters see the OP in quite the black and white terms you are using.

I don't think his sentiments are admirable, but I can understand where he is coming from. I too might derive a little bit of shadenfreude from the misfortune of somebody who doesn't appear to give two sts about the people who work for him.
Jus a long shot but my guess is that it means 'would like to be management'

vinnie83

3,367 posts

194 months

Friday 26th July 2013
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I always find it fascinating how people are so quick to criticise and attempt to point out fault, but when faced with facts to prove otherwise, they disappear..... not so quick to apologise for being dheads it seems.

Markhoskins

109 posts

130 months

Friday 26th July 2013
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vinnie83 said:
I always find it fascinating how people are so quick to criticise and attempt to point out fault, but when faced with facts to prove otherwise, they disappear..... not so quick to apologise for being dheads it seems.
Who are you referring to?

vinnie83

3,367 posts

194 months

Friday 26th July 2013
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Markhoskins said:
vinnie83 said:
I always find it fascinating how people are so quick to criticise and attempt to point out fault, but when faced with facts to prove otherwise, they disappear..... not so quick to apologise for being dheads it seems.
Who are you referring to?
SpeckledJim...

And apologies for taking the thread off topic!

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

254 months

Friday 26th July 2013
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vinnie83 said:
I always find it fascinating how people are so quick to criticise and attempt to point out fault, but when faced with facts to prove otherwise, they disappear..... not so quick to apologise for being dheads it seems.
Calm down chum. Simple misunderstanding that would have been entirely avoided if your post had included the word 'hypothetical' or a synonym, and hadn't repeated the phrase 'I have a business' so many times.

No matter.

Sorry for off-threading.

vinnie83

3,367 posts

194 months

Friday 26th July 2013
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SpeckledJim said:
vinnie83 said:
I always find it fascinating how people are so quick to criticise and attempt to point out fault, but when faced with facts to prove otherwise, they disappear..... not so quick to apologise for being dheads it seems.
Calm down chum. Simple misunderstanding that would have been entirely avoided if your post had included the word 'hypothetical' or a synonym, and hadn't repeated the phrase 'I have a business' so many times.

No matter.

Sorry for off-threading.
Yes... but your insistence that I was indeed actually claiming that I had a business employing staff etc after my first post explaining was not necessary.

Plenty of opportunity for you to have said the above prior.

Never mind.

markda

804 posts

259 months

Friday 26th July 2013
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In complete contrast, I work for a huge Global Corporate Company, where our EMEA President who is knowingly on almost seven figure salary turns work every day in a very modest circa 9-10 year old silver Mercedes CLK220. A very personable, professional and overall nice guy!

I'm reliably informed he owns some serious exotica with a prancing pony on the bonnet, but chooses not to rub his success in the noses of his employees.

02verco

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158 posts

132 months

Friday 26th July 2013
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markda said:
In complete contrast, I work for a huge Global Corporate Company, where our EMEA President who is knowingly on almost seven figure salary turns work every day in a very modest circa 9-10 year old silver Mercedes CLK220. A very personable, professional and overall nice guy!

I'm reliably informed he owns some serious exotica with a prancing pony on the bonnet, but chooses not to rub his success in the noses of his employees.
Why can't ever boss/manger be like that and have respect, some of the people I employ can not afforded to run a car so we give them the works van ( they have to put there own deisle in if there using it out of hours)

Markhoskins

109 posts

130 months

Friday 26th July 2013
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markda said:
In complete contrast, I work for a huge Global Corporate Company, where our EMEA President who is knowingly on almost seven figure salary turns work every day in a very modest circa 9-10 year old silver Mercedes CLK220. A very personable, professional and overall nice guy!

I'm reliably informed he owns some serious exotica with a prancing pony on the bonnet, but chooses not to rub his success in the noses of his employees.
Cobra beer?

JimPetrol

218 posts

131 months

Friday 26th July 2013
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02verco said:
Why can't ever boss/manger be like that and have respect, some of the people I employ can not afforded to run a car so we give them the works van ( they have to put there own deisle in if there using it out of hours)
Are they paying the BIK tax on that benefit?

MX7

7,902 posts

175 months

Friday 26th July 2013
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02verco said:
Why can't ever boss/manger be like that
You're asking why everyone isn't really nice? It's like you want everyone to treat you with kid gloves.