My name is Gaynor........

[a311]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-56-VAUXHALL-SIGNUM-...

Every now and again I check if there are any of these for sale, and came across this wonderfully, bonkers OTT ebay add that I thought was worthy of sharing.

Enjoy!

[Fun Bus]

"One owner (plus original lease)"

That's two owners then you mong.

[9mm]

It's a bit shouty but I've seen worse ads. Actually inspired me to start another thread!

[hyperblue]

Gaynor seems to like this car, just a bit. Probably because it is very very fast and has no cam belt.

[Fun Bus]

And the air conditioning blows ice cold.

Joking aside, it's a bloody nice car. I've always liked these.

[Benj1984]

That is brilliant!

[AC43]

That ad has actually made me want that car :-)

[TheRoadWarrior]

I have to say, if I were in a bad mood.. reading that add would cheer me right up.

I now have the strange desire to buy a Signum.. if only I knew where to get a sought after model with the factory somethingorother pack, preferably from some sort of washed-up ex-motor trader.. hurmm

[johnnyBv8]

Seen a few of her adverts in the past - horrible on the eye and a rambling read!

[Oldandslow]

2.8 + Turbo and only 230bhp - WTF

[HustleRussell]

Bonkers, OTT but actually somewhat persuasive! (and generally I don't like Vauxhalls)

[motor mad]

The advert needs more highlighted text.

[Jim the Sunderer]

100% superb!

[forsure]

johnnyBv8 said:

Seen a few of her adverts in the past - horrible on the eye and a rambling read!

Try this bloke then !

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-LAND-ROVER-FREELAND...

Good photos though, to be fair.

[LaurasOtherHalf]

If only it had the 19 inch alloys I'd be right in there

[johnnyBv8]

forsure said:

johnnyBv8 said:

Seen a few of her adverts in the past - horrible on the eye and a rambling read!

Try this bloke then !

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-LAND-ROVER-FREELAND...

Good photos though, to be fair.

Jees, that's A LOT of words!

[blade7]

Any pics........ of Gaynor .

[Cockey]

I couldn't help reading it in the style of that bloke from the Super Replicas video. Up until I realised it was a woman....

[Grumpy old git]

Oldandslow said:

2.8 + Turbo and only 230bhp - WTF

My thoughts exactly!

[V8Wagon]

It's also got the trick headlights that move to see around corners has that one....a nice bit of kit that she doesn't appear to be shouting about!