Accidents that made you laugh
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The funniest crash I ever saw was when I and my mate was sitting in pub with big windows that overlooking a T-junction. We saw everything in slow motion, when a reilant robin going to turn left from junction, then a fiat uno hit reilant robin from side, and sent the reilant robin rolling over once or twice. with old man sitting in it. We pissed ourself laughing... didnt bother checking it, when we stopped laughing.. the scene has cleared away.
MG Montego years ago tried to overtake my Griff on a left turn at a roundabout. Baffling manoeuvre but he appeared to have hung back and then taken a run up on the two lane approach. He shot past on the roundabout then turned hard left to turn infront for the left exit and under steered in a massive squealing and smoking of tyres into the central reservation. Folding his front wheels under his car and collapsed a lamppost onto his roof.
He'd been nowhere before but must have seen the Griff and thought it would be cool to slap a move on it. Very strange move but shockingly funny.
He'd been nowhere before but must have seen the Griff and thought it would be cool to slap a move on it. Very strange move but shockingly funny.
BFG TERRANO said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaOjqL5BiT8
This guy had the start of what could of been a nice drift...but...
Classic case of catching a slide (the easy bit), but then not knowing how/when to wind it back off again.This guy had the start of what could of been a nice drift...but...
Matt Harper said:
Reminds me of this little gem from a few years ago:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63_Zc4BGaZU
Absolutely cracks me up! I think it's their plummy accents and the "Jesus Wept"!
jones325i said:
Reminds me of this little gem from a few years ago:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63_Zc4BGaZU
Absolutely cracks me up! I think it's their plummy accents and the "Jesus Wept"!
That's real quality. He did very well. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63_Zc4BGaZU
Absolutely cracks me up! I think it's their plummy accents and the "Jesus Wept"!
The chap in the back was remarkably calm. No change in his voice throughout.
Thought I also heard a comment about it being his mum's car.
DonkeyApple said:
jones325i said:
Reminds me of this little gem from a few years ago:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63_Zc4BGaZU
Absolutely cracks me up! I think it's their plummy accents and the "Jesus Wept"!
That's real quality. He did very well. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63_Zc4BGaZU
Absolutely cracks me up! I think it's their plummy accents and the "Jesus Wept"!
The chap in the back was remarkably calm. No change in his voice throughout.
Thought I also heard a comment about it being his mum's car.
I may just embellish this story for comedy affect or is it effect? any way my good friend regaled me with this tail of woe, in the good old days he drove, as he described it, an ''angry Anglia'' whilst showing off his driving skills to impress the lady's on Southend sea front he rear ended the car in front, the reason you ask your self? he missed the break pedal, why? simply because he had shut his somewhat large flairs in the drivers door, think about it! A victim of Fashion.
Regards Paul
Regards Paul
I was in the car with my wife driving a couple of months ago, 30 zone and we were well under the limit as it was drizzling/wet road. A guy was pulling out from the left into the road we were going along and got most of the way then saw her bright yellow Focus coming along. He stopped across our lane and the wife stopped in time no problems. We were very calm in the car and we were waiting for him to either get going forwards again to clear our side of the road or if he motioned for use to go around we would have done that.
Instead he goes into reverse without checking and into the front of a LR Discovery that was behind him. He shock his head and head in hands time.
Poor guy, it wasn't his day.
We had a little chuckle and thanked those new front tyres we put on the week before.
Instead he goes into reverse without checking and into the front of a LR Discovery that was behind him. He shock his head and head in hands time.
Poor guy, it wasn't his day.
We had a little chuckle and thanked those new front tyres we put on the week before.
Canadian woman built like Samwise Gamgee but with more facial hair who was doing her CBT course on the same day as me.
Her first flounder was funny - Attempts to lift the bike off the side stand and falls over with a piddly Yamaha 125 on top of her, she is then relegated to the 50CC automatic bikes for the day and, this being even funnier, proceeds to ride it into to the doors of the Instructor's office and then flop off the side of the bike.
I was in tears watching that.
Her first flounder was funny - Attempts to lift the bike off the side stand and falls over with a piddly Yamaha 125 on top of her, she is then relegated to the 50CC automatic bikes for the day and, this being even funnier, proceeds to ride it into to the doors of the Instructor's office and then flop off the side of the bike.
I was in tears watching that.
KimJongHealthy said:
WTF was the guy steering thinking?4 of us went on a photography trip to Belgium a few weeks ago. 2 cars, 2 people in each plus tents and camera gear, we both had walkie talkies to keep us entertained on the long drive playing score the hottie we just overtook etc
Anyway we found a red light district just outside liege, driving along nicely our mates infront were using the walkie talkies to point out the fit ones before we got there to maximise ogling time
My mate screams down the radio 'holy s
t check out the blonde in the purple panties' naturally mine and the drivers head whip round to ogle her, only for our mates infront to slam on for a red light which obviously we hadn't seen, straight into them, thankfully no damage to the cars but very bruised egos as the 'ladies of the night' pissed themselves laughing at us
still makes me laugh out loud thinking about it, the first car accident any of us had ever been in and it was down to perving
Anyway we found a red light district just outside liege, driving along nicely our mates infront were using the walkie talkies to point out the fit ones before we got there to maximise ogling time
My mate screams down the radio 'holy s
t check out the blonde in the purple panties' naturally mine and the drivers head whip round to ogle her, only for our mates infront to slam on for a red light which obviously we hadn't seen, straight into them, thankfully no damage to the cars but very bruised egos as the 'ladies of the night' pissed themselves laughing at usstill makes me laugh out loud thinking about it, the first car accident any of us had ever been in and it was down to perving
trickywoo said:
KimJongHealthy said:
WTF was the guy steering thinking?I was crossing the road at Oxford Circus in the west end, traffic lights at red, pedestrian crossing green for me to go. I started to go and nearly got taken out by a trainee taxi driver doing the knowledge on one of those ghastly Honda moped things who was so busy reading his route he'd jumped the red light.
I shouted some abuse at him, he turned around to reciprocate and rode straight into the back of the cab in front. I left him having a full and frank discussion with the very unhappy cabby.
I shouted some abuse at him, he turned around to reciprocate and rode straight into the back of the cab in front. I left him having a full and frank discussion with the very unhappy cabby.
Sat at some traffic lights waiting to cross a busy dual carriageway, guy in one of those small honda pick-up things opposite for some reason jumps the lights and just shoots across the busy, fast flowing road - he inevitably gets hit, which send his little pick up onto its side and he slides along the road, coming to a rest next to our car.
He wound down the window and stood up in this little pick-up on its side with a look of complete bewilderment; luckily no-one was hurt. For some weird reason it was probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
He wound down the window and stood up in this little pick-up on its side with a look of complete bewilderment; luckily no-one was hurt. For some weird reason it was probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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