Chuckletastic stuff you see on the roads

[mybrainhurts]

Earlier, had to lift off sharply as I spotted some strange kit on the back shelf of a black Audi I was passing. Must be an unmarked plod, eh? I've seen Mr Plod in a black Audi thereabouts before. Well, no, actually, it was a big black Tonka truck.

Thinking about what the driver would say if he braked hard and got that in the back of the neck made me chuckle somewhat.

Probably the biggest giggle provoking thing spotted this year was one of these...



....going downhill...

like a bat out of hell.

Then he spotted the Gatso...

Then he stood on the anchors.

I swear the back wheels lifted off the ground.

Really, really wanted the chin to dig in and roll it, end over end. Oh, how we laughed. A very brown trouser moment for the bloke in the yellow jacket, I'll be bound...

Any road up, I've just come back from a 400 mile round trip with a 66 minute delay on the M25, so cheer me up with more of this stuff, please, before I kick the cat deftly up the arse...

[rhinochopig]

NURSE...he's out of bed again.

[mybrainhurts]

What..?

[morgrp]

mybrainhurts said:

Earlier, had to lift off sharply as I spotted some strange kit on the back shelf of a black Audi I was passing. Must be an unmarked plod, eh? I've seen Mr Plod in a black Audi thereabouts before. Well, no, actually, it was a big black Tonka truck.

Thinking about what the driver would say if he braked hard and got that in the back of the neck made me chuckle somewhat.

Probably the biggest giggle provoking thing spotted this year was one of these...



....going downhill...

like a bat out of hell.

Then he spotted the Gatso...

Then he stood on the anchors.

I swear the back wheels lifted off the ground.

Really, really wanted the chin to dig in and roll it, end over end. Oh, how we laughed. A very brown trouser moment for the bloke in the yellow jacket, I'll be bound...

Any road up, I've just come back from a 400 mile round trip with a 66 minute delay on the M25, so cheer me up with more of this stuff, please, before I kick the cat deftly up the arse...

I thought it was funny because it said burnt wood on the side of it ....

[itz_baseline]

mybrainhurts said:

Earlier, had to lift off sharply as I spotted some strange kit on the back shelf of a black Audi I was passing. Must be an unmarked plod, eh? I've seen Mr Plod in a black Audi thereabouts before. Well, no, actually, it was a big black Tonka truck.

Thinking about what the driver would say if he braked hard and got that in the back of the neck made me chuckle somewhat.

Probably the biggest giggle provoking thing spotted this year was one of these...



....going downhill...

like a bat out of hell.

Then he spotted the Gatso...

Then he stood on the anchors.

I swear the back wheels lifted off the ground.

Really, really wanted the chin to dig in and roll it, end over end. Oh, how we laughed. A very brown trouser moment for the bloke in the yellow jacket, I'll be bound...

Any road up, I've just come back from a 400 mile round trip with a 66 minute delay on the M25, so cheer me up with more of this stuff, please, before I kick the cat deftly up the arse...

I can't help but think of GTA every time I see one of these!

[morgrp]

mybrainhurts said:

Earlier, had to lift off sharply as I spotted some strange kit on the back shelf of a black Audi I was passing. Must be an unmarked plod, eh? I've seen Mr Plod in a black Audi thereabouts before. Well, no, actually, it was a big black Tonka truck.

Thinking about what the driver would say if he braked hard and got that in the back of the neck made me chuckle somewhat.

Probably the biggest giggle provoking thing spotted this year was one of these...



....going downhill...

like a bat out of hell.

Then he spotted the Gatso...

Then he stood on the anchors.

I swear the back wheels lifted off the ground.

Really, really wanted the chin to dig in and roll it, end over end. Oh, how we laughed. A very brown trouser moment for the bloke in the yellow jacket, I'll be bound...

Any road up, I've just come back from a 400 mile round trip with a 66 minute delay on the M25, so cheer me up with more of this stuff, please, before I kick the cat deftly up the arse...

These are always good for a wheel lifting laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8v8fybXQ48

[benjj]

morgrp said:

I thought it was funny because it said burnt wood on the side of it ....

Me too, just like Pinnoccio's wkin' 'and.

[mybrainhurts]

Holy rhubarb, if you lot don't come up with something soon, the cat gets it...

[Baryonyx]

mybrainhurts said:

Seeing one of these driving down a busy street city centre street in the early hours of the morning with some drunkard climbing on the roof. Two coppers jumped on and started dragging the lad off the roof. All the while, the driver kept going, despite knowing there was a battle ongoing on his vehicle. It ended with the two cops standing on the front of the vehicle, grabbing the lad's legs and pulling him horizontal as he held onto the roof, before his grip gave out and he fell, and was subsequently arrested.

[RizzoTheRat]

I passed this driving through Farnborough some years ago if it makes your thread feel better

[Don1]

rhinochopig said:

NURSE...he's out of bed again.

This made me laugh more than it should have.

[mybrainhurts]

Don1 said:

rhinochopig said:

NURSE...he's out of bed again.

This made me laugh more than it should have.

I hope you wet your pants...

[mybrainhurts]

RizzoTheRat said:

I passed this driving through Farnborough some years ago if it makes your thread feel better

The cat says thanks...

[Megaflow]

Bright yellow penny farthing.

Yes, really.

[mybrainhurts]

I was expecting some good stuff here. Disappointed. Boo...