Help! Partner drives too close to car in front
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johnny fotze said:
I have developed a technique which I believe may be of use here. It was originally conceived as a cure for nagging, but has been successfully used to treat all manner of behavioural problems. I call it the 'Johnny Fotze that will learn them technique'.
What to do.
When she starts to get to close, give a firm "no, back off".
When you re-commence your journey you might like to make up a little rhyme as a 'rhyminder' (see what I did there?) such as "closer than thit, gets a punch in the twit" or something like. This isn't an essential part of the technique (believe me, she won't forget what you just did), but it's a fun game which will lighten the mood and show there's no hard feelings.
The key to success is consistency. Use this technique every time she drives and within a few short trips you'll have her driving like a man (without the parking ability of course).
That's quite a first post Johnny!!What to do.
When she starts to get to close, give a firm "no, back off".
- It is important that you don't shout, they can be quite distressed by this, and it can trigger all kinds of trouble- a raised voice at the wrong time of month and you'll have a hysterical banshee to deal with.*
When you re-commence your journey you might like to make up a little rhyme as a 'rhyminder' (see what I did there?) such as "closer than thit, gets a punch in the twit" or something like. This isn't an essential part of the technique (believe me, she won't forget what you just did), but it's a fun game which will lighten the mood and show there's no hard feelings.
The key to success is consistency. Use this technique every time she drives and within a few short trips you'll have her driving like a man (without the parking ability of course).
johnny fotze said:
I have developed a technique which I believe may be of use here. It was originally conceived as a cure for nagging, but has been successfully used to treat all manner of behavioural problems. I call it the 'Johnny Fotze that will learn them technique'.
What to do.
When she starts to get to close, give a firm "no, back off".
When you re-commence your journey you might like to make up a little rhyme as a 'rhyminder' (see what I did there?) such as "closer than thit, gets a punch in the twit" or something like. This isn't an essential part of the technique (believe me, she won't forget what you just did), but it's a fun game which will lighten the mood and show there's no hard feelings.
The key to success is consistency. Use this technique every time she drives and within a few short trips you'll have her driving like a man (without the parking ability of course).
What to do.
When she starts to get to close, give a firm "no, back off".
- It is important that you don't shout, they can be quite distressed by this, and it can trigger all kinds of trouble- a raised voice at the wrong time of month and you'll have a hysterical banshee to deal with.*
When you re-commence your journey you might like to make up a little rhyme as a 'rhyminder' (see what I did there?) such as "closer than thit, gets a punch in the twit" or something like. This isn't an essential part of the technique (believe me, she won't forget what you just did), but it's a fun game which will lighten the mood and show there's no hard feelings.
The key to success is consistency. Use this technique every time she drives and within a few short trips you'll have her driving like a man (without the parking ability of course).
johnny fotze said:
I have developed a technique which I believe may be of use here. It was originally conceived as a cure for nagging, but has been successfully used to treat all manner of behavioural problems. I call it the 'Johnny Fotze that will learn them technique'.
What to do.
When she starts to get to close, give a firm "no, back off".
When you re-commence your journey you might like to make up a little rhyme as a 'rhyminder' (see what I did there?) such as "closer than thit, gets a punch in the twit" or something like. This isn't an essential part of the technique (believe me, she won't forget what you just did), but it's a fun game which will lighten the mood and show there's no hard feelings.
The key to success is consistency. Use this technique every time she drives and within a few short trips you'll have her driving like a man (without the parking ability of course).
What to do.
When she starts to get to close, give a firm "no, back off".
- It is important that you don't shout, they can be quite distressed by this, and it can trigger all kinds of trouble- a raised voice at the wrong time of month and you'll have a hysterical banshee to deal with.*
When you re-commence your journey you might like to make up a little rhyme as a 'rhyminder' (see what I did there?) such as "closer than thit, gets a punch in the twit" or something like. This isn't an essential part of the technique (believe me, she won't forget what you just did), but it's a fun game which will lighten the mood and show there's no hard feelings.
The key to success is consistency. Use this technique every time she drives and within a few short trips you'll have her driving like a man (without the parking ability of course).
"Is this a prison ship we're on?"
"Naw"
"Then why are you right up that guys arse?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQToylLq1Sg
"Naw"
"Then why are you right up that guys arse?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQToylLq1Sg
johnny fotze said:
I have developed a technique which I believe may be of use here. It was originally conceived as a cure for nagging, but has been successfully used to treat all manner of behavioural problems. I call it the 'Johnny Fotze that will learn them technique'.
What to do.
When she starts to get to close, give a firm "no, back off".
When you re-commence your journey you might like to make up a little rhyme as a 'rhyminder' (see what I did there?) such as "closer than thit, gets a punch in the twit" or something like. This isn't an essential part of the technique (believe me, she won't forget what you just did), but it's a fun game which will lighten the mood and show there's no hard feelings.
The key to success is consistency. Use this technique every time she drives and within a few short trips you'll have her driving like a man (without the parking ability of course).
Dr Raoul M Fury, is that you?What to do.
When she starts to get to close, give a firm "no, back off".
- It is important that you don't shout, they can be quite distressed by this, and it can trigger all kinds of trouble- a raised voice at the wrong time of month and you'll have a hysterical banshee to deal with.*
When you re-commence your journey you might like to make up a little rhyme as a 'rhyminder' (see what I did there?) such as "closer than thit, gets a punch in the twit" or something like. This isn't an essential part of the technique (believe me, she won't forget what you just did), but it's a fun game which will lighten the mood and show there's no hard feelings.
The key to success is consistency. Use this technique every time she drives and within a few short trips you'll have her driving like a man (without the parking ability of course).
Pints said:
AH33 said:
Ugh, angry women on the road. Or angry women in general.
Its like being tailgated by Audi man, but somehow it is more satisfying to wind them up.
Tailgaters are, almost without exception, individuals with anger issues of some description. Its like being tailgated by Audi man, but somehow it is more satisfying to wind them up.
tjohnny fotze said:
I have developed a technique which I believe may be of use here. It was originally conceived as a cure for nagging, but has been successfully used to treat all manner of behavioural problems. I call it the 'Johnny Fotze that will learn them technique'.
What to do.
When she starts to get to close, give a firm "no, back off".
When you re-commence your journey you might like to make up a little rhyme as a 'rhyminder' (see what I did there?) such as "closer than thit, gets a punch in the twit" or something like. This isn't an essential part of the technique (believe me, she won't forget what you just did), but it's a fun game which will lighten the mood and show there's no hard feelings.
The key to success is consistency. Use this technique every time she drives and within a few short trips you'll have her driving like a man (without the parking ability of course).
Fantastic; thanks for this Johnny. I'll use this teaching method on all of my female pupils What to do.
When she starts to get to close, give a firm "no, back off".
- It is important that you don't shout, they can be quite distressed by this, and it can trigger all kinds of trouble- a raised voice at the wrong time of month and you'll have a hysterical banshee to deal with.*
When you re-commence your journey you might like to make up a little rhyme as a 'rhyminder' (see what I did there?) such as "closer than thit, gets a punch in the twit" or something like. This isn't an essential part of the technique (believe me, she won't forget what you just did), but it's a fun game which will lighten the mood and show there's no hard feelings.
The key to success is consistency. Use this technique every time she drives and within a few short trips you'll have her driving like a man (without the parking ability of course).
I'll also lie and tell them that the DSA examiner uses their elbow to deliver the clunge blow
Edited by Censorious on Friday 20th December 14:24
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