The best insult you've ever heard
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Reading an article anout some of the abuse on ttter aimed at politicians and such had me in stitches this afternoon, gems such as 'you shape shifting horse fker' are absolute gold.
So let's hear the best/funniest insults you've heard.
I'll save them for use in a boring business meeting at some point
So let's hear the best/funniest insults you've heard.
I'll save them for use in a boring business meeting at some point
Not really an insult, more of a sharp response. I was in the gym a few weeks ago, just coming out of the sauna and a young lad (18 or so I'd say) was limping past the spa pool, a group of girls were giggling and one piped up "awww, are you walking like that to try and hide a boner?", he quickly replied "no, it's not hard but I do have it tied down the side of my leg", and slapped his crotch, I nearly pissed myself laughing.
I borrowed a mate's very expensive mountain bike and road along the local canal, on the other side near a shopping center were four extremely fit girls, as I rode past one shouted 'hey sexy' this got my attention, I looked around to hear 'the bike not you , you ugly tt', I guess I hadn't scored then.
Axionknight said:
Not really an insult, more of a sharp response. I was in the gym a few weeks ago, just coming out of the sauna and a young lad (18 or so I'd say) was limping past the spa pool, a group of girls were giggling and one piped up "awww, are you walking like that to try and hide a boner?", he quickly replied "no, it's not hard but I do have it tied down the side of my leg", and slapped his crotch, I nearly pissed myself laughing.
Never happened. A company director, a tall, impressive dude going for the clean cut image and very well spoken once visited our IT department.
Noticed one of the older guys had shaved off his long standing tash.
The whole dept was on our best, the room was silent...
"Oh Mick, you've shaved off your tash? Yeah great, but you still look like a c*nt"
I was buckled.
Not the wittiest, but unexpected and said with great venom.
Noticed one of the older guys had shaved off his long standing tash.
The whole dept was on our best, the room was silent...
"Oh Mick, you've shaved off your tash? Yeah great, but you still look like a c*nt"
I was buckled.
Not the wittiest, but unexpected and said with great venom.
StuntmanMike said:
I borrowed a mate's very expensive mountain bike and road along the local canal, on the other side near a shopping center were four extremely fit girls, as I rode past one shouted 'hey sexy' this got my attention, I looked around to hear 'the bike not you , you ugly tt', I guess I hadn't scored then.
Similar to 'Alright Sugar'... 'Not you the other lump'. GTIR said:
Axionknight said:
Not really an insult, more of a sharp response. I was in the gym a few weeks ago, just coming out of the sauna and a young lad (18 or so I'd say) was limping past the spa pool, a group of girls were giggling and one piped up "awww, are you walking like that to try and hide a boner?", he quickly replied "no, it's not hard but I do have it tied down the side of my leg", and slapped his crotch, I nearly pissed myself laughing.
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