Horrors in the PH classifieds Vol 2

[lemonoo7]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/301186901578

[irocfan]

lemonoo7 said:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/301186901578

meh - they're just stickers surely, if that's the case they'll come off easily and there's a nice green BMW up for grabs (I know IMO the likelihood of 'nice' and 'BMW' being in the same sentence is unlikely but the point still stands)

[Negative Creep]

irocfan said:

lemonoo7 said:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/301186901578

meh - they're just stickers surely, if that's the case they'll come off easily and there's a nice green BMW up for grabs (I know IMO the likelihood of 'nice' and 'BMW' being in the same sentence is unlikely but the point still stands)

The spoiler holes in the boot would be a bit harder to fix though

[Olf]

This takes some beating think you'll agree...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk3-Golf-Half-Car-Traile...

[thebigmacmoomin]

Olf said:

This takes some beating think you'll agree...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk3-Golf-Half-Car-Traile...

When they are done right ,I like them if they match the car they are being pulled by.

[veevee]

"Full 997 conversion"

Umm, kind of, if you squint, a lot!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Porsche-911-carrera-3-6-...

[rovermorris999]

The vendor of this says it is stunning and I suppose he's right but perhaps not in the way he intended.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-FOCUS-SALOON-ONE-OF...

[thebigmacmoomin]

rovermorris999 said:

The vendor of this says it is stunning and I suppose he's right but perhaps not in the way he intended.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-FOCUS-SALOON-ONE-OF...

Seller also says its a stunning car .................... not for those blessed with the gift of sight.

[Tara llems]

He's blacked out the numberplate so no-one can clone it.

[DervVW]

thebigmacmoomin said:

rovermorris999 said:

The vendor of this says it is stunning and I suppose he's right but perhaps not in the way he intended.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-FOCUS-SALOON-ONE-OF...

Seller also says its a stunning car .................... not for those blessed with the gift of sight.

[Passeyfier]

veevee said:

"Full 997 conversion"

Umm, kind of, if you squint, a lot!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Porsche-911-carrera-3-6-...

Did Porsche even make a GT3 RS "Black Edition"? I don't think so...

rovermorris999 said:

The vendor of this says it is stunning and I suppose he's right but perhaps not in the way he intended.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-FOCUS-SALOON-ONE-OF...

That is truly horrific...and at what supposed cost to the owner? What was he thinking?!

[AlexRS2782]

rovermorris999 said:

The vendor of this says it is stunning and I suppose he's right but perhaps not in the way he intended.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-FOCUS-SALOON-ONE-OF...

Mmmmmmm tasteful

I would have read the advert and had a laugh at the, no doubt fantastic, description of the modifications but couldn't be bothered once I saw he was one of the usual eBay morons with the "I must choose a colour for my text that's sort of similar to that of my car"

[DeolTheBeast]

thebigmacmoomin said:

rovermorris999 said:

The vendor of this says it is stunning and I suppose he's right but perhaps not in the way he intended.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-FOCUS-SALOON-ONE-OF...

Seller also says its a stunning car .................... not for those blessed with the gift of sight.

Quite.

[Pixelpeep]

It's really tragic when they say 'family car' and it looks like that.

If you want to double the chances of your kid getting bullied, drive them to school in a chav-wagon

[bertie]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CORTINA-MK3-V8/171346925...

[B.J.W]

DeolTheBeast said:

thebigmacmoomin said:

rovermorris999 said:

The vendor of this says it is stunning and I suppose he's right but perhaps not in the way he intended.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-FOCUS-SALOON-ONE-OF...

Seller also says its a stunning car .................... not for those blessed with the gift of sight.

Quite.

Seller says he will post to United Kingdom. Given the state of the body work I doubt it would take much time to flat pack it.

The aftermarket bonnet is particularly hideous - it looks like the breast plate salvaged from a dead transformer.

[HaloGen8]

rovermorris999 said:

The vendor of this says it is stunning and I suppose he's right but perhaps not in the way he intended.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-FOCUS-SALOON-ONE-OF...

So let's see....

"the car does need a new maf sender as sometimes idel can drop this a common thing on this car i have had 1 every year not much money"

"REAR SIDE WINDOWS MADE FROM TINTED PERSPEX MUCH LIGHTER WEIGHT THAN GLASS "

"front fins on bumper adjustable to help with down force"

Bwaaaah ha ha ha!!!

[Morningside]

HaloGen8 said:

rovermorris999 said:

The vendor of this says it is stunning and I suppose he's right but perhaps not in the way he intended.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-FOCUS-SALOON-ONE-OF...

So let's see....

"the car does need a new maf sender as sometimes idel can drop this a common thing on this car i have had 1 every year not much money"

"REAR SIDE WINDOWS MADE FROM TINTED PERSPEX MUCH LIGHTER WEIGHT THAN GLASS "

"front fins on bumper adjustable to help with down force"

Bwaaaah ha ha ha!!!

What the hell does this button do?

[Buff Mchugelarge]

Morningside said:

What the hell does this button do?

For the sake of the welds on the intake I wouldn't touch it!

Also..
The deluded moron wants £4000!. for a '99 Focus!. With 175K miles on it!. That's been ruined and doesn't even run properly!.
It's going to take some beating tbh, I imagine it would weigh a fair bit if you scrapped it though?.

[Patch888]

Buff Mchugelarge said:

Morningside said:

What the hell does this button do?

For the sake of the welds on the intake I wouldn't touch it!

Also..
The deluded moron wants £4000!. for a '99 Focus!. With 175K miles on it!. That's been ruined and doesn't even run properly!.
It's going to take some beating tbh, I imagine it would weigh a fair bit if you scrapped it though?.

New track rod ends fitted a week ago...... But neglected the "£36 sensor" to get the car running properly.

Perhaps the worst car to ever feature in the horrors.