Horrors in the PH classifieds Vol 2

Horrors in the PH classifieds Vol 2

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berlintaxi

8,535 posts

173 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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Nowt wrong with that Porsche in my opinion.

31mph

1,308 posts

135 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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Nah, I like that Porsche, even the green inside

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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forsure said:
More stomach-churner than show-stopper. The only redeeming feature is that it's not on the road.

Matt UK

17,696 posts

200 months

dudleybloke

19,819 posts

186 months

Thursday 30th April 2015
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Harrytsg

1,264 posts

162 months

Thursday 30th April 2015
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Matt UK said:
I can't bear them!

bertie

8,548 posts

284 months

Thursday 30th April 2015
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Matt UK said:
You'd need to be certifiable!

Matt UK

17,696 posts

200 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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Harrytsg said:
I can't bear them!
hehe

s3fella

10,524 posts

187 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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Say what you like about that porker colour combo wise (I like it personally) up for a car of 16 years old it looks immaculate.

Al U

2,312 posts

131 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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s3fella said:
Say what you like about that porker colour combo wise (I like it personally) up for a car of 16 years old it looks immaculate.
I have it's crap. It's in that condition because the first owner was colour blind and when someone that wasn't explained how it looked, he decided to leave it in the garage.

Frimley111R

15,652 posts

234 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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Pixelpeep7r said:
Dalto123 said:
£150k for this monstrosityvomit

I wouldn't pay £150k for it, but i really like that.
seen that, its wrapped not painted and was £170k. Modded by some unknown company in the NW. Someone's going to take a big hit on that.

Triumph Man

8,690 posts

168 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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Blown2CV said:
Cliftonite said:
Cliftonite said:
Buy It Now is the only option.

No other contact details.

See text to see what you get for your £150 !

Dozy seller or deliberate con?

scratchchin





http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-Defender-110-...
Back again:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-Defender-110-...

What you see is still not what you get!
there are hundreds, maybe even thousands of "you're bidding on the wheel trims" type breakers ads on eBay. It's a long standing trick of the scrappy trade. Not sure why, but it is.
Ideal if you want the wheel trims though!

littlebasher

3,779 posts

171 months

Friday 8th May 2015
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The car isn't nearly as bad as the advert

http://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/unmolested-307-hd...

Those wheels, not 'unmolested' in the slightest.

Big Rod

6,199 posts

216 months

Saturday 9th May 2015
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littlebasher said:
The car isn't nearly as bad as the advert

http://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/unmolested-307-hd...

Those wheels, not 'unmolested' in the slightest.
Dear God...

"Un molested 307 hdi 90 s,53 plate
Mot jan2016, 17" multi spokes, p.a.s, eleci windows, 163k, a/c, new clutch, cheap tax and insurance, good on fuel, tidy clean car
Jus done ball joint ova day n na abs light come on prob jus want switching of or at worst a £12 sensor
SWAP OTHER CAR prefer other diesal
If you offer then you come to me
If i offer i'll come to you its that simple n fair is fair"



marmitemania

1,571 posts

142 months

Sunday 10th May 2015
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cologne2792 said:
Oh my fu@king god. What kind of drugs are some people on? Receipts for £12000, cat d. Just imagine how much of a knob you would look driving around in that. Why are people so desperate to have an Audi? I'm sure even when this was built you could have picked up an A5 for £12000, maybe a leggy slightly careworn one but even that would be preferable to this abomination.

Puddenchucker

4,087 posts

218 months

Saturday 16th May 2015
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Have 928 prices gone so crazy that this is worth £23k ?

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/used-cars/porsche/928/...


thebigmacmoomin

2,798 posts

169 months

Saturday 16th May 2015
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Puddenchucker said:
Have 928 prices gone so crazy that this is worth £23k ?

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/used-cars/porsche/928/...

What about the Super GT Nissan GTR replica in the background.



Edited by thebigmacmoomin on Saturday 16th May 11:33

Negative Creep

24,977 posts

227 months

Saturday 16th May 2015
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Car is fine but the description will make your head hurt

seller said:
Hello I have for sale my Grate Condition Bmw e39
Its Automatic gearbox with SpOrt and Manal option. Full Cream Lather Engine its Excelent condition
Really power full car
I sale becouse I buy motorbike and dont need BMW anymore.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bmw-e39-2-0-Sport-Triptonic-Full-Lather-Greate-Condition-/151679161984?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item2350c85680

AlexRS2782

8,046 posts

213 months

Saturday 16th May 2015
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"Full Cream Lather Engine it's excellent condition" sounds a bit like a dodgy & poorly translated advert for a Thailand escort agency hehe

Edited by AlexRS2782 on Saturday 16th May 23:43