Horrors in the PH classifieds Vol 2

Horrors in the PH classifieds Vol 2

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ambuletz

10,754 posts

182 months

Tuesday 17th May 2016
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The Spruce goose said:
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And a PH sticker to boot.

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he/she should be ashamed of themselves!

400SE Dave

1,296 posts

172 months

Tuesday 17th May 2016
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ClaphamGT3 said:
Not only is a wafty old Maestro in fifty shades of grey horrific enough but can someone, for the love of God, tell me what insanity attends the sort of owner who decides to photograph the said car with the interior looking like Mr Trebus' extension?!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Austin-Maestro-Vand...
Back up for sale again


http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Maestro-Vanden-Pl...

cologne2792

2,128 posts

127 months

Tuesday 17th May 2016
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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AMG-C63-MERCEDES-CLK-Bla...


It's very pretty but isn't this just a £1,700 diesel CLK with a bodykit, plastic bonnet and ruined suspension ?

bomma220

14,495 posts

126 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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cologne2792 said:
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AMG-C63-MERCEDES-CLK-Bla...


It's very pretty but isn't this just a £1,700 diesel CLK with a bodykit, plastic bonnet and ruined suspension ?
Summed up in a nutshell there mate! £12k? WTF? hehe

Valgar

850 posts

136 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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cologne2792 said:
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AMG-C63-MERCEDES-CLK-Bla...


It's very pretty but isn't this just a £1,700 diesel CLK with a bodykit, plastic bonnet and ruined suspension ?
Is the bonnet open or is it poor shutline clearance?

It looks alright but you'll feel like a right bellend if it's got 6.3 badges on the side and it sounds like a diesel.

Also as you said, the price, surely an accidental zero?

grayze

790 posts

169 months

Wednesday 1st June 2016
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bomma220 said:
cologne2792 said:
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AMG-C63-MERCEDES-CLK-Bla...


It's very pretty but isn't this just a £1,700 diesel CLK with a bodykit, plastic bonnet and ruined suspension ?
Summed up in a nutshell there mate! £12k? WTF? hehe
re listed £13900

All that jazz

7,632 posts

147 months

Wednesday 1st June 2016
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grayze said:
bomma220 said:
cologne2792 said:
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AMG-C63-MERCEDES-CLK-Bla...


It's very pretty but isn't this just a £1,700 diesel CLK with a bodykit, plastic bonnet and ruined suspension ?
Summed up in a nutshell there mate! £12k? WTF? hehe
re listed £13900
"The looks i get from passers by has been comical".

I can't think why.

grayze

790 posts

169 months

V8 FOU

2,977 posts

148 months

Monday 4th July 2016
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grayze said:
Oh, my eyes!

Err... I assume you would sleep standing up?

ambuletz

10,754 posts

182 months

Monday 4th July 2016
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V8 FOU said:
Oh, my eyes!

Err... I assume you would sleep standing up?
maybe there's a hammock insidee?

very odd indeed.

31mph

1,308 posts

136 months

Tuesday 5th July 2016
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That looks like it's about to tip over

Dapster

6,968 posts

181 months

Tuesday 5th July 2016
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Dapster said:
Not the sort of corner of a car park in which you'd be happy handing over your £70 grand. Yes, that is seventy thousand pounds... Comedy wheel colour change from one side to another too...





I spotted this beauty up for sale in Feb last year. Clearly it wasn't selling as at £70 k it was priced incorrectly. Now someone's priced it up properly, it won't hang around so better get in quick. Thank me later.

http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/p...



AJXX1

334 posts

120 months

Tuesday 5th July 2016
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cologne2792 said:
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AMG-C63-MERCEDES-CLK-Bla...


It's very pretty but isn't this just a £1,700 diesel CLK with a bodykit, plastic bonnet and ruined suspension ?
Here's a show car alright! If you like the attention and want the millionaires look this is it. You'll never see one on the road (well only if you know big friends in high places that is!) this car is one of the ultimate looking AMG Black Edition .. Jeremy Clarkson himself has owned one so it cant look too shabby. Now going for around £70,000 if genuine. The brief important spec is as follows... Its a 270 cdi diesel CLK coupe base model manufactured in 2003 on 111000 miles

hahahahaha haha hahahahahaha ha hahahahahah hahah haha hahahahahaah

270 cdi diesel CLK coupe base model manufactured in 2003 on 111000 miles

hahaha hahaha hahaha

All that money spent on the exterior and the interior is bobby basic stock - even has the bog standard sat nav fitted, could have at least upgraded that to something newer.

13 odd grand for a poverty spec CLK with a skirt on... What a cock.

Edited by AJXX1 on Tuesday 5th July 23:09

AlexRS2782

8,052 posts

214 months

Tuesday 5th July 2016
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Dapster said:
Dapster said:
Not the sort of corner of a car park in which you'd be happy handing over your £70 grand. Yes, that is seventy thousand pounds... Comedy wheel colour change from one side to another too...





I spotted this beauty up for sale in Feb last year. Clearly it wasn't selling as at £70 k it was priced incorrectly. Now someone's priced it up properly, it won't hang around so better get in quick. Thank me later.

http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/p...


£200K laugh Bonus that you get the "Dapper" graphic on the screen too laugh

Edit - ah just noticed the location & dealer - that'll be why then laugh

sim72

4,945 posts

135 months

Tuesday 5th July 2016
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Yes, you look at the advert and then see the dreaded "01535" at the start of the phone number. As if the price wasn't funny enough already.

All that jazz

7,632 posts

147 months

Wednesday 6th July 2016
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01535 : stereotype confirmed. yes

cologne2792

2,128 posts

127 months

Wednesday 6th July 2016
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AlexRS2782 said:
Dapster said:
Dapster said:
Not the sort of corner of a car park in which you'd be happy handing over your £70 grand. Yes, that is seventy thousand pounds... Comedy wheel colour change from one side to another too...





I spotted this beauty up for sale in Feb last year. Clearly it wasn't selling as at £70 k it was priced incorrectly. Now someone's priced it up properly, it won't hang around so better get in quick. Thank me later.

http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/p...


£200K laugh Bonus that you get the "Dapper" graphic on the screen too laugh

Edit - ah just noticed the location & dealer - that'll be why then laugh
200 bhp ?! Four pot diesel conversion ?!

Gary C

12,489 posts

180 months

Wednesday 6th July 2016
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All that jazz said:
grayze said:
bomma220 said:
cologne2792 said:
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AMG-C63-MERCEDES-CLK-Bla...


It's very pretty but isn't this just a £1,700 diesel CLK with a bodykit, plastic bonnet and ruined suspension ?
Summed up in a nutshell there mate! £12k? WTF? hehe
re listed £13900
"The looks i get from passers by has been comical".

I can't think why.
Still up for sale £12K

The bonnet shutlines are atrocious.

What a bag of ste.


anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 6th July 2016
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DoctorX

7,299 posts

168 months

Wednesday 6th July 2016
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The Spruce goose said:
vomit why would you even bother tarting up one of these council estates?