Horrors in the PH classifieds Vol 2

[Mr Snrub]

cologne2792 said:

I should mention that I'm a huge fan of the 406 coupe - I drive one - but what is going on here ?!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-53-Peugeot-406-2-2H...

I was going to say it wasn't that bad, then I saw the boot. Still, at least he hasn't tried to make it into a Ferrari replica...........

[_Rich_]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/honda-civic-1-8-sport-se...

"honda civic glow in the dark (special luminescence paint) only one honda like here
give you natural ligth dont need electric just after sunshine give strong light
very expencive technology, but effect is incredible"

[forsure]

_Rich_ said:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/honda-civic-1-8-sport-se...

"honda civic glow in the dark (special luminescence paint) only one honda like here
give you natural ligth dont need electric just after sunshine give strong light
very expencive technology, but effect is incredible"

'new divan in side'

[Stickyfinger]

_Rich_ said:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/honda-civic-1-8-sport-se...

"honda civic glow in the dark (special luminescence paint) only one honda like here
give you natural ligth dont need electric just after sunshine give strong light
very expencive technology, but effect is incredible"

A better way of doing similar

[DannyScene]

ambuletz said:

How about this.

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2016...



I cannot understand why you would want that colour.

Hmm hardly surprising horror though is it, you just don't like the colour

I'd drive it

[Dapster]

Dear God, looks like a genuine E34 M5 as well....





http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2016...

[TonyRPH]

Dapster said:

Dear God, looks like a genuine E34 M5 as well....

That looks fecking awesome, I'd be happy to own that.

Sadly it's about £11495 more than I can afford.

[rampageturke]

Dapster said:

Dear God, looks like a genuine E34 M5 as well....





http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2016...

Been up for sale for at least 3-4months now, since thats when I first saw it.

[cologne2792]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/252633341550?ul_noapp=tr...



This 406 coupe seems to have been up for sale for years at a wide variety of prices.

I now perceive the term 'modified' as ' ruined '

[ambuletz]

horrible as it is, it would be perfect for a car insurance/breakdown advert. they always seem to get cars and remove badges from them.

[cologne2792]

ambuletz said:

horrible as it is, it would be perfect for a car insurance/breakdown advert. they always seem to get cars and remove badges from them.

That's a very good observation.

[wack]

Dapster said:

Dear God, looks like a genuine E34 M5 as well....





http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2016...

he's missed a bit off the ad

BMW M5 3.5 4dr FBMWSH RARE CLASSIC E34 M5 before I fked it up

[irocfan]

cologne2792 said:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/252633341550?ul_noapp=tr...

This 406 coupe seems to have been up for sale for years at a wide variety of prices.

I now perceive the term 'modified' as ' ruined '

to be fair in the scheme of things it's not dreadful. It's been de-badged and all trim removed (with only 2 decent pics it's hard to tell) - though it seems like either the coupe style or the colour is particularly unforgiving as it does look 'wrong' somehow

[irocfan]

Dapster said:

Dear God, looks like a genuine E34 M5 as well....





http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2016...

remove the idiotic rear spoiler and the two front winglets and I'd be ok no?

[wack]

an acquired taste no doubt



http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-xj-sovereign-LWB-...qIAAOSwcLxYKKVE

[Grunt Futtock]

wack said:

an acquired taste no doubt



http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-xj-sovereign-LWB-...qIAAOSwcLxYKKVE

Good lord, those wheels......and is it normal for the gear selector to be at a jaunty angle in Park? Looks like a fat passenger has tried to climb across the seats after parking too close to a wall.

[Alex_225]

Grunt Futtock said:

Good lord, those wheels......and is it normal for the gear selector to be at a jaunty angle in Park? Looks like a fat passenger has tried to climb across the seats after parking too close to a wall.

I thought I recognised it, looked at the location and 'near Croydon', well about 8-10 miles south but I've seen it around locally. Looks sh!te in real life too!

[irocfan]

Grunt Futtock said:

wack said:

an acquired taste no doubt



http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-xj-sovereign-LWB-...qIAAOSwcLxYKKVE

Good lord, those wheels......and is it normal for the gear selector to be at a jaunty angle in Park? Looks like a fat passenger has tried to climb across the seats after parking too close to a wall.

so tyres are in poor condition...

also

"...Back seats were never used I presume or changed as it was a wedding car all its life..."

surely as a wedding car the bride sits in the back or am I missing something?

[Grunt Futtock]

irocfan said:

"...Back seats were never used I presume or changed as it was a wedding car all its life..."

surely as a wedding car the bride sits in the back or am I missing something?

No silly, the bride floats above the seats on a cushion of air comprised of excitement and nervous farts.

[ambuletz]

browsing the private sales on PH and came across this Leon. It's fairly tame but the lego stuff in the engine pay just looks naff.

http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/s...