Horrors in the PH classifieds Vol 2

Horrors in the PH classifieds Vol 2

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541 posts

189 months

Saturday 17th December 2016
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Jesus it looks like an Anderson shelter shagging a Beetle.

mgtony

4,019 posts

190 months

marmitemania

1,571 posts

142 months

Friday 6th January 2017
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mgtony said:
I'm really struggling to comprehend what I am seeing in that link. What the hell is going on with the graphics on the side? There are some very strange people with very strange ideas out there.

TonyRPH

12,972 posts

168 months

Friday 6th January 2017
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The headlights appear to be pointing in the wrong direction, just a bit...

mattwhite709

328 posts

99 months

Friday 6th January 2017
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marmitemania said:
I'm really struggling to comprehend what I am seeing in that link. What the hell is going on with the graphics on the side? There are some very strange people with very strange ideas out there.
This is when I really worry about society and who is out there!!!

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 6th January 2017
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marmitemania said:
mgtony said:
I'm really struggling to comprehend what I am seeing in that link. What the hell is going on with the graphics on the side? There are some very strange people with very strange ideas out there.
At 3.5k too!!!

Blown2CV

28,811 posts

203 months

Saturday 7th January 2017
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marmitemania said:
mgtony said:
I'm really struggling to comprehend what I am seeing in that link. What the hell is going on with the graphics on the side? There are some very strange people with very strange ideas out there.
and only relatively few of them with the extensive time on their hands required to actually execute those ideas...

piers1

826 posts

194 months

Sunday 15th January 2017
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I could forgive the rear, but the front - wowsers. A lesson in how to make a 17 year old Boxster newer...almost...

http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/k...


ambuletz

10,734 posts

181 months

Sunday 15th January 2017
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piers1 said:
I could forgive the rear, but the front - wowsers. A lesson in how to make a 17 year old Boxster newer...almost...

PH classifieds link
For a while I thought mods like that were almost gone and left back in the 00s! It looks terrible. I punched in the banner into my address bar thinking it was a chav car meets/crusing forum but no, it's an actual company.

http://turismo.uk.com

Bit odd that 'total head turners' is the one selling a demo car (or maybe advertising it on here?). they also seem to sell other replicas like GT40s and AC cobras for silly money.

Havoc856-S

2,072 posts

179 months

Sunday 15th January 2017
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That Porker looks very... Kahn...

If it had cleaner lines I think it might look good. But it doesn't. Full of cut outs and st jammed in them.

ambuletz

10,734 posts

181 months

Sunday 15th January 2017
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so I was looking at their website and the demo car was due to be completed march 2016, lots of spelling errors.. then i saw this gem.

"PRIC TO BE CONFIRMED ON COMPLETION OF DEMO CAR"

laugh

cologne2792

2,126 posts

126 months

gowmonster

2,471 posts

167 months

Saturday 28th January 2017
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cologne2792 said:
thats awesome, wonder how much it would cost to repair it?

not quite in the spirit of the thread though,wasn't deliberatley done by the owner biggrin bet he was shagging around.

cologne2792

2,126 posts

126 months

Saturday 28th January 2017
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gowmonster said:
thats awesome, wonder how much it would cost to repair it?

not quite in the spirit of the thread though,wasn't deliberatley done by the owner biggrin bet he was shagging around.
I get what you're saying and I agree with you. However, something doesn't sit quite right with the ad. Whether it's the lazy, inaccurate description of the car or the photos I don't know but it just seems a little off ?

Blown2CV

28,811 posts

203 months

Monday 30th January 2017
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cologne2792 said:
gowmonster said:
thats awesome, wonder how much it would cost to repair it?

not quite in the spirit of the thread though,wasn't deliberatley done by the owner biggrin bet he was shagging around.
I get what you're saying and I agree with you. However, something doesn't sit quite right with the ad. Whether it's the lazy, inaccurate description of the car or the photos I don't know but it just seems a little off ?
looks like a rep to me, besides i won't buy a ferrari from someone that takes fking photos of photos being displayed on a computer monitor

Mammasaid

3,834 posts

97 months

Monday 30th January 2017
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Nope, real thing.

B315LFP is the plate, not 9 KVW.


piers1

826 posts

194 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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cologne2792 said:
Sold for £54,700 so going to need to be a relatively cheap repair

cologne2792

2,126 posts

126 months

Tuesday 31st January 2017
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You'd think for that amount they could have got the description right - Quattrovalvole

Dapster

6,932 posts

180 months

Friday 24th February 2017
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A colossal tatfest of overpriced, badly modified, badly worded, mispelt advert horrors here:

http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/dealer/6136...

A selection...






This is a "993 GT2 GENUINE RSR F/R VALANCE EVOCATION" which of course means "regular 993 with a bodykit"






And this ultra rare CLK63AMG which has an amazing 3.0 diesel engine



Dodgy Geezers said:
To most it appears to be a much more expensive €140,000 (£127,000) LHD CLK 6.3AMG model; which is quite simply stunning to look at. This car causes a sensation wherever it goes & the pictures do not do enough justice. SAVE up to a COLLOSAL £58,000.00 on parctically a new car!

cologne2792

2,126 posts

126 months

Friday 24th February 2017
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That 911 is the ghastliest waste of a car I've ever seen !