Horrors in the PH classifieds Vol 2

[Jonmx]

After the Poogatti this one seems a little tame, but it still ticks a lot of boxes.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NISSAN-300ZX-heavily-mod...

[hairyben]

Lance Catamaran said:

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C855376


£6000

I live that the ad starts "needs more time".

Is jail really the answer? At least the public will be safe.

[forsure]

KimJongHealthy said:

What the hell is it? FTO? Fiat Coupe?

MGF ?

Someone suggested MG TF, but I think it's a 'F' - judging by the original front bumper which can be seen behind the sleek new bodywork.

Edited by forsure on Thursday 13th April 14:43

[funkyrobot]

Not really the car, but the advert wording.

Hard man selling a BMW:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/bmw-e46-320d/1229470...

[cj2013]

funkyrobot said:

Not really the car, but the advert wording.

Hard man selling a BMW:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/bmw-e46-320d/1229470...

" I used it to get to the gym and back but as I have progressed I can no longer fit in it so I've had to buy a 5door one."

Does he have a chauffeur, or a head injury?

[Lance Catamaran]

I'm sure we could find 6000 PH members willing to donate £1, then we could take it straight to the scrapyard and the world will be a better place

[funkyrobot]

cj2013 said:

funkyrobot said:

Not really the car, but the advert wording.

Hard man selling a BMW:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/bmw-e46-320d/1229470...

" I used it to get to the gym and back but as I have progressed I can no longer fit in it so I've had to buy a 5door one."

Does he have a chauffeur, or a head injury?

Great, isn't it.

[ReaperCushions]

funkyrobot said:

cj2013 said:

funkyrobot said:

Not really the car, but the advert wording.

Hard man selling a BMW:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/bmw-e46-320d/1229470...

" I used it to get to the gym and back but as I have progressed I can no longer fit in it so I've had to buy a 5door one."

Does he have a chauffeur, or a head injury?

Great, isn't it.

Has to be a spoof?

'If you come to the house with half the asking price, I'll drop you there and then'

[cologne2792]

Half a 355 anyone ?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FERRARI-REPLICA-355-1991...

[Lance Catamaran]

Bugatti Type 35 replica






And this is an original



Or hang on, is that the one for sale? They just look so similar it's hard to tell


http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bugatti-Type-35-style-re...

[mr alan]

Confession time........ that Bugatti "replica" doesn't look too bad to me. NOT the veyron but the type 35
The veyron needs burning

[Matt-il77s]

Land Rover, comes with free dead body





https://www.gumtree.com/p/car-replacement-parts/la...

[Blown2CV]

mr alan said:

Confession time........ that Bugatti "replica" doesn't look too bad to me. NOT the veyron but the type 35
The veyron needs burning

just keep looking between the rep and the genuine one... it's not really that similar at all. It looks like it's been made out of a rover metro convertible or something. The area of body just behind the seat where the builder looks like they just got tired of the whole thing and has tried to fair it with what looks like a lump hammer just looks really st.

[Crafty_]

Blown2CV said:

mr alan said:

Confession time........ that Bugatti "replica" doesn't look too bad to me. NOT the veyron but the type 35
The veyron needs burning

just keep looking between the rep and the genuine one... it's not really that similar at all. It looks like it's been made out of a rover metro convertible or something. The area of body just behind the seat where the builder looks like they just got tired of the whole thing and has tried to fair it with what looks like a lump hammer just looks really st.

Not least front IFS and a steering rack poking out..

[Blown2CV]

not a horror in the (thread) traditional sense... however it is on the spectrum for sure... but just take a look at the price

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2016...

yes 1 of 100 DTM and all that but it's got barry wheels and it's a convertible so kind of loses some aspect of genuineness even if they are factory things



£298,000!!!

[Adz The Rat]

I massively disagree!

The DTM is one of the best cars Ive ever driven and I love the mad styling. What a car!

[stuntmaneddie]

Funkycoldribena said:

Could you imagine going over,thinking its lovely and handing over 6k???
Then coming home and showing it off.

Looks like it has been built by the same fella who did that 'Zonda' / 'Non-Zonda' thingy. Same smooth finish, same attention to
detail, same all over cheapness...

[spookly]

Adz The Rat said:

I massively disagree!

The DTM is one of the best cars Ive ever driven and I love the mad styling. What a car!

Absolutely agree. But £298K.... seriously???

[Kizmiaz]

That Zonda abortion thread was epic. The 'creator' got rather uppity at everyone laughing at what he was trying to do and came out fighting. Can we goad the builder of this crapfest until he comes to PH to defend the indefencible. Cruel I know but it's deserved.....

[Blown2CV]

Adz The Rat said:

I massively disagree!

The DTM is one of the best cars Ive ever driven and I love the mad styling. What a car!

it may well drive the part (although I'll say again: convertible) but IN MY OPINION, VISUALLY it's almost indistinguishable from a max power special or most of the other st on this thread or the badly modified one. The price the price the price anyway!!!