Horrors in the PH classifieds Vol 2

[fttm]

Adz The Rat said:

I massively disagree!

The DTM is one of the best cars Ive ever driven and I love the mad styling. What a car!

stty arches look like they've come from a mid 80's Escort XR3i , can't remember the bodykit name now , and as for the price

[Frimley111R]

MKnight702 said:

glazbagun said:

Lance Catamaran said:

An image that hasn't been rotated as well. Mind you, when it's a £650 Range Rover a lack of pictures might be a good thing




Also, this abortion



I love that!

This just screams, "Go ahead and park near me, see if I care" I can see this car in a little void in an otherwise crowded carpark.

Is any car more 'Mad Max'??

[Blown2CV]

it's more sad max

[chilistrucker]

stuntmaneddie said:

Funkycoldribena said:

Could you imagine going over,thinking its lovely and handing over 6k???
Then coming home and showing it off.

Looks like it has been built by the same fella who did that 'Zonda' / 'Non-Zonda' thingy. Same smooth finish, same attention to
detail, same all over cheapness...

We could all have a whip round and buy it, then share it all summer long. I'd like to spend summer evenings doing the 'Harrods' circuit in it

[Lance Catamaran]

A different type of horror




http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Motorhome-DIY-converted-...

[clubsport78]

Have we had this beauty yet?!



http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/192172045177?clk_rvr_id=...

A "nice tool" apparently

[STILLJOE]

^ I like that, in a "remember when I wanted to be a boy racer in the 90s" kind of way. Would never want to drive or own it though

[Lance Catamaran]

So the only engine mod is an intercooler but it's apparently running 236bhp and it's lost 50,000 miles since the last MOT. Yeah, ok then.

[clubsport78]

STILLJOE said:

^ I like that, in a "remember when I wanted to be a boy racer in the 90s" kind of way. Would never want to drive or own it though

I can understand that to be fair... Back when I would rush out and get the latest Max Power magazine in the 90's I would probably have thought it looked amazing... It hasn't aged well though... Very of it's time I guess you would say!

Now I think you'd just look like a massive tool driving it!

[STILLJOE]

clubsport78 said:

STILLJOE said:

^ I like that, in a "remember when I wanted to be a boy racer in the 90s" kind of way. Would never want to drive or own it though

I can understand that to be fair... Back when I would rush out and get the latest Max Power magazine in the 90's I would probably have thought it looked amazing... It hasn't aged well though... Very of it's time I guess you would say!

Now I think you'd just look like a massive tool driving it!

exactly - remember having to get Max Power, Revs, Redline and Fast Car every month. This sort of thing was the stuff of dreams back when I had my Orion ghia with 3" exhaust, 14" alloys and jamex lowering springs

[V8 FOU]

Lance Catamaran said:

A different type of horror




http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Motorhome-DIY-converted-...

OMG.
Traveller special? And there are bids? What a pos.
OK if you like being pulled by the authorities etc.
Soon to be parked in a local car park/layby near you......

[irocfan]

clubsport78 said:

Have we had this beauty yet?!



http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/192172045177?clk_rvr_id=...

A "nice tool" apparently

there might be a slight blow on the exhaust...

[clubsport78]

STILLJOE said:

exactly - remember having to get Max Power, Revs, Redline and Fast Car every month. This sort of thing was the stuff of dreams back when I had my Orion ghia with 3" exhaust, 14" alloys and jamex lowering springs

Haha... yep, I remember my '94 Fiesta Si, again with 'upgraded' exhaust.I was properly cool...! (maybe)

[clubsport78]

irocfan said:

there might be a slight blow on the exhaust...

Wow! I didn't spot that...

Errr... Up to £7,000... Either someones is on a wind up or on some serious drugs!

[cj2013]

clubsport78 said:

Have we had this beauty yet?!



http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/192172045177?clk_rvr_id=...

A "nice tool" apparently

All good until you have to smash the front up to do anything like replace a headlamp unit?

[Yex 450]

clubsport78 said:

irocfan said:

there might be a slight blow on the exhaust...

Wow! I didn't spot that...

Errr... Up to £7,000... Either someones is on a wind up or on some serious drugs!

The front tyres could offer up some interesting handling traits

[cj2013]

Yex 450 said:

The front tyres could offer up some interesting handling traits

Nah, the front left has intentional less treads to prevent da Tork Steering coz of da power, bruv

[Adz The Rat]

Blown2CV said:

it may well drive the part (although I'll say again: convertible) but IN MY OPINION, VISUALLY it's almost indistinguishable from a max power special or most of the other st on this thread or the badly modified one. The price the price the price anyway!!!

I will agree in a way, you wouldn't be able to go anywhere without "where you get that kit bro?" but I still love it.

And yes the price is mad, when we had one it was £115k and struggled to move it at that!

[Cliftonite]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/132174543149?clk_rv...

[RogerExplosion]

I hate everything about this car and this ad. I want to hunt the owner down and slap them.
https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/newport/cars-vans-...