RE: Porsche Cayenne Diesel S: Review

RE: Porsche Cayenne Diesel S: Review

Thursday 27th March 2014

Porsche Cayenne Diesel S: Review

We'd heard the V8 Cayenne Diesel S was a bit of a beast; turns out it really is



A diesel SUV with a Porsche badge on its nose. 12 years on even in this post-Cayenne, Panamera and Macan age there's still something discomforting in those words.

4.2-litre V8 diesel is a proper monster motor
4.2-litre V8 diesel is a proper monster motor
But get over it purists! The Cayenne Diesel S, frankly, doesn't give a toss.

And never has, the Porsche 4x4 as unapologetic in appearance as its manufacturer is about its significance to the company bottom line. The Cayenne has always used muscle to win the argument, whether that's aesthetic or mechanical. This one more than most.

Yes, it's a diesel SUV. But it's one that might just convince you to give up the good fight. Heart - and soul, for it does have one - of this Cayenne is the Audi donated 4.2-litre V8 diesel. We experienced it recently in the A8 and that taste, plus a morbid curiosity, inspired the booking of this test car. 382hp. 627lb ft. £60K. Three very important numbers that really grab the attention.

Or should if you sell Range Rover Sports for a living.

Still no beauty but second-gen looks better
Still no beauty but second-gen looks better
Billy bargain
Even with a press demo bells and whistles £78K bottom line, in relative terms the Porsche Cayenne Diesel S looks like a conspicuous bargain. Before any options a £59,995 Range Rover Sport SDV6 with a 292hp V6 costs nearly a grand more than the 382hp Porsche's starting price. Meanwhile the 339hp/516lb ft SDV8 is seriously outgunned yet, at £81,550, also pricier than our lavishly optioned test car. It's not often you'll get opportunity to use the words 'Porsche' and 'conspicuous bargain' in one sentence. So please indulge.

Beyond spec sheet willy waving, what's it like to drive? Tap-tap-tap, there goes another nail into the coffin of anti-SUV prejudice... Yep, this is one monster of a car that, from the first twist of the key, proves might is right. Firstly, how the hell did they make a diesel sound this good? From the outside it's got a proper V8 burble, just even bassier than normal. At manoeuvring speeds it's got real menace and tickling it around town the engine's rumble is a constant presence. The type likely to encourage levels of smugness.

Dan battles long-held anti-Cayenne prejudices...
Dan battles long-held anti-Cayenne prejudices...
Sportlich
From the seating position - legs out, wheel in chest - to the weighty steering and firmly sprung ride there is nothing wallowy about the Cayenne. Only the ride height and stature suggest SUV, the limited visibility, sense of invulnerability and sheer power all combining to, well, you can guess. Suffice to say it's easy to appreciate why a sense of humility isn't on the standard equipment list.

As things speed up the Cayenne really asserts itself over the surroundings. This thing is seriously, sometimes shockingly, rapid. You'd expect as much with that torque figure but it pours in with such treacly smoothness and unrelenting punch you'll never tire of exploiting the fact. And generally confirming all the worst stereotypes you may have previously harboured against Cayenne drivers.

Buttery biscuit bass
And the noise is proper. That and the sheer pace are a seriously addictive mix and in cut and thrust driving little can match it. Yet it'll still show 30mpg-plus even driven with no consideration for such things.

...owners meanwhile happy to live up to them
...owners meanwhile happy to live up to them
But it handles with the subtly of a Tiger tank, right? Sorry, no. Among the options on our test car was PTV-plus, meaning an active rear differential that locks up smartly under power and gives a pleasing rear bias to the deployment of all that torque. OK, it's no Cayman but the diff will tighten the line under power and does a good job of flattering otherwise unfavourable physics. While you're at it you'd best be ticking air suspension with PASM too. Another £3.5K already but still good value compared with the Range Rover.

Damn it, the interior looks and feels top notch too, even if it's not really that spacious given the bulk of the thing.

There must be something wrong with it though? Well, the hatred of a good portion of your fellow man, Porsche purists or not, is a cross to bear. Not that from the driving seat of the Cayenne you'll be troubled by this one bit. Resistance is futile.


PORSCHE CAYENNE DIESEL S
Engine:
4,134cc V8 twin-turbo
Transmission: 8-speed auto, four-wheel drive
Power (hp): 382@3,750rpm
Torque (lb ft): 627@2,750rpm
0-62mph: 5.7 sec
Top speed: 156mph
Weight: 2,195kg (DIN unladen)
MPG: 34mpg (NEDC combined)
CO2: 218g/km
Price: £59,053 (before options; £78,057 as tested comprising Espresso leather interior for £3,149, Porsche Torque Vectoring Plus for £1,012, Porsche Communication Management 3.0 for £2,157, 21-inch Sport Design wheels with wheelarch extensions for £3,039, Air Suspension with PASM for £2,380, Bi-xenon lights for £1,485, Adaptive Sports Seats for £1,287, Alcantara steering wheel for £364, roof rails for £712, BOSE surround sound for £918, dimming mirrors for £243, privacy glass for £320, Bluetooth phone module for £534, DAB for £324, powered tailgate for £445 and Sports Tailpipes for £635.)





   
   

 

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mrclav

Original Poster:

1,288 posts

223 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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Love this. To hell with the beards.

mikebradford

2,508 posts

145 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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mrclav said:
Love this. To hell with the beards.
have to agree. for many it is ideal family transport

smilo996

2,780 posts

170 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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Once upon a time Porsche used to make sports cars, now most of their time is taken making modified Audi SUV's.



toppstuff

13,698 posts

247 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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smilo996 said:
Once upon a time Porsche used to make sports cars, now most of their time is taken making modified Audi SUV's.
If they weren't making what people want to buy they would have disappeared long ago.

I love the new Cayenne. It does everything well.

Personally, id take this over the RRS.

chrispmartha

15,433 posts

129 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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smilo996 said:
Once upon a time Porsche used to make sports cars, now most of their time is taken making modified Audi SUV's.
I know the GT3, 911 Turbo, Cayman, Boxster etc.. definitely not sports cars ;-)

FWIW I see this point being raised quite often, its because Porsche make the Cayenne (the biggest selling Porsche model) that they can make the sports cars, don't see the problem myself.

Amirhussain

11,487 posts

163 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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smilo996 said:
Once upon a time Porsche used to make sports cars, now most of their time is taken making modified Audi SUV's.
In order for them to make the sports cars, they gotta sell stuff like this.

dukebox9reg

1,570 posts

148 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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Thats the thing I see reports on these, they are small inside. The RRS are at least huuuge inside compared to these and have the 5 + 2 option.

Suppose where you want to throw your money at an SUV, pace or space.

Lost soul

8,712 posts

182 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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smilo996 said:
Once upon a time Porsche used to make sports cars, now most of their time is taken making modified Audi SUV's.
VW

Ozzie Osmond

21,189 posts

246 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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.... which, if you think about it, makes the sportscars the bargain of the century! driving

If aspirational SUV buyers with little interest in cars or driving want to subsidise my sportscar that's fine by me.

zeppelin101

724 posts

192 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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And for all that, it still looks like a slapped arse.

I just could not bring myself to put the readies down on something with a face like that.

Garlick

40,601 posts

240 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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Had a brief spin in this, adored it.

Really want one now. A lot.

Fittster

20,120 posts

213 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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Amirhussain said:
smilo996 said:
Once upon a time Porsche used to make sports cars, now most of their time is taken making modified Audi SUV's.
In order for them to make the sports cars, they gotta sell stuff like this.
This is put out every time Porsche knock out a diesel.

Is there any evidence that Porches subsidize petrol sports cars via the sale of diesel 4x4 and saloons?

EricE

1,945 posts

129 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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I drive one of these with Air and PASM from time to time and find it shocking how small and compact the car feels on the road.
Getting in for the first time I expected it to be a proper barge, but compared to my expectations (!) it really handles like a medium sized sporting tourer.

Of course all this "masking" of driving dynamics can’t hide the ugly truth when you take a sweeping Autobahn exit just a bit too fast or during heavy braking. In the end it’s still lardy heavy beast. Ceramics would probably help, but a Diesel with ceramics... getmecoat

j911

21 posts

163 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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dukebox9reg said:
Thats the thing I see reports on these, they are small inside. The RRS are at least huuuge inside compared to these and have the 5 + 2 option.

Suppose where you want to throw your money at an SUV, pace or space.
Er no, a Cayenne is much bigger than a RRS, I know, I have both.

Garlick

40,601 posts

240 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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Fittster said:
This is put out every time Porsche knock out a diesel.

Is there any evidence that Porches subsidize petrol sports cars via the sale of diesel 4x4 and saloons?
I think they openly admit it themselves. It's a fact, profit lies in this sector.
I

Simond S

4,518 posts

277 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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Another great Sports 4x4.. Whilst this market sector will always have its haters it seems that the cas are getting better and better.

Also seems to be targeted directly against the Toaureg 4.2 V8d at a lower base price before options and signifiantly cheaper than the BMW X5/6 50d

I expect we'll see a lot of these around. Lucky sods. I've got the X6 for another year before I can justify selling it.

militantmandy

3,829 posts

186 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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Having recently had some time in an X5 M50d I think I have a new found appreciation for fast diesel SUVs.

Ozzie Osmond

21,189 posts

246 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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Garlick said:
Fittster said:
Is there any evidence that Porches subsidize petrol sports cars via the sale of diesel 4x4 and saloons?
I think they openly admit it themselves. It's a fact, profit lies in this sector.
Which is why Lotus can't get a sportscar on the market at a competitive price/specification - they've got nothing to subsidise it. Real squeeze on all the other British sportscar builders too.

Simond S

4,518 posts

277 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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Ozzie Osmond said:
Garlick said:
Fittster said:
Is there any evidence that Porches subsidize petrol sports cars via the sale of diesel 4x4 and saloons?
I think they openly admit it themselves. It's a fact, profit lies in this sector.
Which is why Lotus can't get a sportscar on the market at a competitive price/specification - they've got nothing to subsidise it. Real squeeze on all the other British sportscar builders too.
Or, they just don't have a good enough product and appeal to too small a client base.


T1berious

2,255 posts

155 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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And in a click of the fingers the Range Rover is shown to be really really expensive.

60k base price?

Bet they won't be able to make enough.

I'll take one in metallic grey with black leather in 3 years.

T1b