Best Smoker Barges 1-5 large [Vol 7]

Best Smoker Barges 1-5 large [Vol 7]

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derin100

5,214 posts

243 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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brickwall said:
Kinell! Dame Edna suddenly looks more alluring!



0a

23,900 posts

194 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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SpeckledJim said:
Everyone seems to spend MILES more than I do.

£250 a year, tops, to keep something sheddy rolling.

Parts are pennies, and the nuts and bolts are simple.
Haha don't say that!

It depends on the model, and whether you want to make the car better (as I have decided to do with mine). Parts for old mercs at least seem to be very reasonably priced, I am not sure about other brands.

Discs and pads on the Audi A8 were 2-3X the cost of those on the merc.

derin100

5,214 posts

243 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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So, after all these years...what Smoker Barge, in the 1-5 large band, is actually "best"?

What gets your vote?

Throwing all reason and rational 'Real World' thinking to the wind, I'd say within this budget, it's probably the BMW E38 750 for me.

I know I couldn't live with the fuel bill...but if someone else was paying?

How about you? What's your fav?


GTO Scott

3,816 posts

224 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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£5k gets an awful lot of good, low mileage W220 S500. It can even get you into S55 AMGs.

On the other hand, X308 XJRs are stonking value and unlike any of ze Germans to drive.

If I were paying the fuel bill - S320 CDi or possibly an S350.

If fuel wasn't a consideration a CL500 or even 600 would be under serious consideration (as well as a good supply of brave/anti-bork pills). I don't honestly think any one car could be classed the best - it's all subjective and depends on our individual needs.

Mind you, a friend of mine has just bought a 2004 E60 530d for £3k. Tidy, with good history. Perhaps an E60 is the way to go?

0a

23,900 posts

194 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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derin100 said:
So, after all these years...what Smoker Barge, in the 1-5 large band, is actually "best"?

What gets your vote?

Throwing all reason and rational 'Real World' thinking to the wind, I'd say within this budget, it's probably the BMW E38 750 for me.

I know I couldn't live with the fuel bill...but if someone else was paying?

How about you? What's your fav?
On the first page of the first volume of the thread! http://www.pistonheads.com/xforums/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Make mine an e32 750 or a W126 560 please if someone else is paying!

0a

23,900 posts

194 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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Oh, this is naughty... the bork potential. £300 off budget. http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2014...




derin100

5,214 posts

243 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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GTO Scott said:
£5k gets an awful lot of good, low mileage W220 S500. It can even get you into S55 AMGs.

On the other hand, X308 XJRs are stonking value and unlike any of ze Germans to drive.

If I were paying the fuel bill - S320 CDi or possibly an S350.

If fuel wasn't a consideration a CL500 or even 600 would be under serious consideration (as well as a good supply of brave/anti-bork pills). I don't honestly think any one car could be classed the best - it's all subjective and depends on our individual needs.

Mind you, a friend of mine has just bought a 2004 E60 530d for £3k. Tidy, with good history. Perhaps an E60 is the way to go?
Hehehe! You have to pick one!

You can spend the whole £5K...or spend just £1K and pocket the rest to spend on daily living expenses, car war chest, hookers, gambling, booze, drugs (including bork pills)....

You can be rational and take your daily needs into consideration or not...just as you please or see fit.

But you can only have one!



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Edited by derin100 on Saturday 19th April 21:16

derin100

5,214 posts

243 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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Oh, this is naughty... the bork potential. £300 off budget. http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2014...



That does look really nice! (p.s even if all the wheels are on the wrong way round!)

0a

23,900 posts

194 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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derin100 said:
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Oh, this is naughty... the bork potential. £300 off budget. http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2014...



That does look really nice! (p.s even if all the wheels are on the wrong way round!)
I will admit that the ad is pretty horrendous TOO MANY CAPS AND !!!!!!!s

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

253 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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Fuel costs aside, the 'best' IMO is a £5k C215 CL600 or a £3k W126 560SEL.

ALL things comsidered, the 'best' is a £1200 110,000 mile E39 528i SE Touring.

IMO.

GTO Scott

3,816 posts

224 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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Bah.

Heart: The best X308 XJR I can find within budget.

Head: W220 S320 CDi facelift for £3,500ish and £1,500 to sort any minor faults.

Come back to me in an hour when I'll have changed my mind again hehe

I'll just leave this link herewhistle

Edited by GTO Scott on Saturday 19th April 21:26

E65Ross

35,051 posts

212 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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SpeckledJim said:
Fuel costs aside, the 'best' IMO is a £5k C215 CL600 or a £3k W126 560SEL.

ALL things comsidered, the 'best' is a £1200 110,000 mile E39 528i SE Touring.

IMO.
Very similar choices to me there!

0a

23,900 posts

194 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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Blimey: "Very low mileage: 19006 - £3,495 BMW 7 SERIES 750i L V12 4dr Auto 5.4"

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2014...


derin100

5,214 posts

243 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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SpeckledJim said:
Fuel costs aside, the 'best' IMO is a £5k C215 CL600 or a £3k W126 560SEL.

ALL things comsidered, the 'best' is a £1200 110,000 mile E39 528i SE Touring.

IMO.
In the Real World, I'd agree...except I'd push it out to an E39 540i Touring as the costs between a 528i and 540i Touring are pretty marginal.

The one that I had could do just about everything really well...and at realistic costs.




derin100

5,214 posts

243 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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0a said:
Blimey: "Very low mileage: 19006 - £3,495 BMW 7 SERIES 750i L V12 4dr Auto 5.4"

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2014...

I'd like to say I don't believe it...but I'm struggling to find concrete evidence from the ad to refute the claim!

idiotgap

2,112 posts

133 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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I've only ever had one barge and I bought it before I discovered this thread (for £2750 in early 2010). I'm not sure it's the best but I have fallen into spending more on it than it's worth, so it's worth something to me at least. It's been running superbly on our family holiday in Snowdonia so I'm currently very pleased with it...

Happy Easter Barging!

My barge this morning...

0a

23,900 posts

194 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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derin100 said:
0a said:
Blimey: "Very low mileage: 19006 - £3,495 BMW 7 SERIES 750i L V12 4dr Auto 5.4"

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2014...

I'd like to say I don't believe it...but I'm struggling to find concrete evidence from the ad to refute the claim!
Should a 19k mile 7 seat look like this though, or is that what they all look like?!


E65Ross

35,051 posts

212 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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0a said:
derin100 said:
0a said:
Blimey: "Very low mileage: 19006 - £3,495 BMW 7 SERIES 750i L V12 4dr Auto 5.4"

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2014...

I'd like to say I don't believe it...but I'm struggling to find concrete evidence from the ad to refute the claim!
Should a 19k mile 7 seat look like this though, or is that what they all look like?!

They look snagged for 19k miles. But 19k miles doesn't mean the same number of hours sitting in and, perhaps more importantly, getting in and out. One car doing 5000 1 mile trips will show more seat wear than a car doing 100 100 mile trips....

But I agree, it looks like 100k if my E38 seats were anything to go by.

derin100

5,214 posts

243 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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I don't think that seat gives mush away one way or the othe really from the photo even if you view the enlarged version.

Emeye

9,773 posts

223 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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S. Gonzales Esq. said:
Here's a quick update on this 540i/6 Touring that first featured in volume 2, way back in December 2011. I bought it from olly755 in early 2012, when it looked like this:



Two years and almost 20,000 miles later, it now looks like this:






I've decided not to add up how much I've spent so far - that way madness lies. I do know that I've worked my way through almost all the common e39 and 540i issues, and that hopefully I'll now get a few years without any four-figure bills - fingers crossed.

It's a great car - the freshened suspension, lighter flywheel and 'simplified' exhaust make it very entertaining on roads like those pictured.
Why did you change the alloys. I really like the original set!
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