Stupid things PETROL HEADS say

Stupid things PETROL HEADS say

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johnny fotze

394 posts

125 months

Tuesday 15th April 2014
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'torque', as in "it's got loads of torque".

mattshiz

461 posts

141 months

Tuesday 15th April 2014
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matthias73 said:
In Germany, most people who have a vague idea of cars actually know the numbers.
Mostly because there is no other way of describing what sort of BMW you have other than model year, which can be equally confusing.

The alternative is to do the following: "yep, my bmw 3 series (that's the one that came out after the 4 cylinder m3, and before the one that offered the 330i engine. It's the one with the most square headlights but still looks reasonably modern."

Seriously, most people on pistonheads understand model numbers. If they don't, it takes about a week for them to figure them out.
But still no one could care if you had a E-quadrillion 3-series with a V8 engine, its still just a dull as dishwater 3 series.

RichB

51,591 posts

284 months

Tuesday 15th April 2014
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johnny fotze said:
'torque', as in "it's got loads of torque".
What adjective would you use to describe the amount of torque? Plenty, Sufficient, lots..? scratchchin

WinstonWolf

72,857 posts

239 months

Tuesday 15th April 2014
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Osinjak said:
Circa. What's wrong with 'around' or 'about'? FFS.
Oh dear...

Roverload

850 posts

136 months

Tuesday 15th April 2014
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tarring all rovers / MG's with the same brush, never mind the diesel and v6's were brilliant, head gasket will still blow apparently!

Edited by Roverload on Wednesday 16th April 19:14

mattshiz

461 posts

141 months

Tuesday 15th April 2014
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blat

Hungrymc

6,669 posts

137 months

Tuesday 15th April 2014
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Fanbois

Honestly, come on people.

RichB

51,591 posts

284 months

Tuesday 15th April 2014
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WinstonWolf said:
Osinjak said:
Circa. What's wrong with 'around' or 'about'? FFS.
Oh dear...
I assume it was tongue in cheek wink

WinstonWolf

72,857 posts

239 months

Tuesday 15th April 2014
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RichB said:
WinstonWolf said:
Osinjak said:
Circa. What's wrong with 'around' or 'about'? FFS.
Oh dear...
I assume it was tongue in cheek wink
I'm certainly hoping so...

thetrash

1,847 posts

206 months

Tuesday 15th April 2014
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Flappy paddle gear box, yes we know you heard Jeremy Clarkson say it.

johnny fotze

394 posts

125 months

Tuesday 15th April 2014
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RichB said:
johnny fotze said:
'torque', as in "it's got loads of torque".
What adjective would you use to describe the amount of torque? Plenty, Sufficient, lots..? scratchchin
My apologies, I should have elaborated. It isn't the use of the adjective 'loads', or even using the word torque; it is the way it is used with no understanding of what it actually is or it's relevance to their car.
I claim no expertise in the matter, but will give two examples of my own experience with 'torque'.
As a former owner of a 205 gti, I often heard it said (by 1.6 owners, no doubt) that the 1.6 was a much 'torquier' engine. It wasn't faster, either from a standstill or on the move, so I can only conclude that in this case torque actually meant 'I wish I'd bought a 1.9'.

My job involves using a 2 speed hoist, speed 2 being faster than speed 1. However, if lifting above a certain weight, speed 1 must be used because it has more torque. So when someone says "it's got loads of torque", do they really mean "it will pull a big caravan"?

Fort Jefferson

8,237 posts

222 months

Tuesday 15th April 2014
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threespires said:
RO 80 with Ford V4
Good god, that's a blast from the past.

EDLT

15,421 posts

206 months

Tuesday 15th April 2014
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I could have caught it but the ESP stopped me.

CrutyRammers

13,735 posts

198 months

Tuesday 15th April 2014
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johnny fotze said:
My apologies, I should have elaborated. It isn't the use of the adjective 'loads', or even using the word torque; it is the way it is used with no understanding of what it actually is or it's relevance to their car.
I claim no expertise in the matter, but will give two examples of my own experience with 'torque'.
As a former owner of a 205 gti, I often heard it said (by 1.6 owners, no doubt) that the 1.6 was a much 'torquier' engine. It wasn't faster, either from a standstill or on the move, so I can only conclude that in this case torque actually meant 'I wish I'd bought a 1.9'.

My job involves using a 2 speed hoist, speed 2 being faster than speed 1. However, if lifting above a certain weight, speed 1 must be used because it has more torque. So when someone says "it's got loads of torque", do they really mean "it will pull a big caravan"?
Generally means "pulls well at low RPM" and "I don't understand what 'torque' is".

morgrp

4,128 posts

198 months

Wednesday 16th April 2014
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People who call the Rover SD1 a Rover SDi

People who refer to a crank Breather as a "PCV system" and all the other bullst acronyms car manufacturers apply to various systems on cars that no one in the trade ever uses.

sparks_E39

12,738 posts

213 months

Wednesday 16th April 2014
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Anyone who says autos are crap and suck all the enjoyment out of driving. I wouldn't want a manual version of my car unless it was the M5, or possibly 6 Speed 540, if only for it's rarity.

4lf4-155

700 posts

243 months

Wednesday 16th April 2014
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Actus Reus said:
'The BMW M135i is a junior super car'
hehe

Lefty

16,157 posts

202 months

Wednesday 16th April 2014
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thetrash said:
Flappy paddle gear box, yes we know you heard Jeremy Clarkson say it.
Oh yes, good shout. fking sheep.

Number 5

2,748 posts

195 months

Wednesday 16th April 2014
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thetrash said:
Flappy paddle gear box, yes we know you heard Jeremy Clarkson say it.
^ Agreed

Also that/this/the car has soul.

banghead

Number 5

2,748 posts

195 months

Wednesday 16th April 2014
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Saying wing mirrors when referring to mirrors fitted to the doors of cars:

Wing mirrors are fitted to wings

Door mirrors are fitted to doors


Got it?

Saying chairs when referring to the seats of cars, cars do not have CHAIRS they have SEATS