RE: Chris Harris video: Citroen 2CV

RE: Chris Harris video: Citroen 2CV

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Stu R

21,410 posts

215 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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I will never see the appeal of a bordering-on-rat-look 2CV. Different strokes and all that. Now a pristine 50's VW Beetle on the other hand lick

Nicely shot though - the video that is.

toyotapilot

26 posts

120 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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Always liked these myself, great review.

sjabrown

1,916 posts

160 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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There's a Dyane that's used daily round here. And it's certainly drive well. Amazing grip judging by the lean it achieves. I've seen it a few times on the B863 'scotsburgring' on the north side. Now driving that in the 2CV would be an adventure for Mr Harris!

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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Stu R said:
I will never see the appeal of a bordering-on-rat-look 2CV. Different strokes and all that. Now a pristine 50's VW Beetle on the other hand lick
The Mini came out in the 50's! The 2CV was just a cheap car for farmers who otherwise would be driving a horse. The Mini was far more important and still looks perfect!

Stu R

21,410 posts

215 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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fblm said:
Stu R said:
I will never see the appeal of a bordering-on-rat-look 2CV. Different strokes and all that. Now a pristine 50's VW Beetle on the other hand lick
The Mini came out in the 50's! The 2CV was just a cheap car for farmers who otherwise would be driving a horse. The Mini was far more important and still looks perfect!
No argument here, I love minis smile

sjabrown

1,916 posts

160 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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Should also say that the Dyane I see doesn't hold much up. At this time of year it is often being held up by various tourists and caravans

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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graeme4130 said:
hateful bag of nails
LOL
Love the video series and even this video but you're spot on. I can't even articulate the contempt I have for the 2CV, just seeing one makes me angry. I probably need help.

rogerhudson

338 posts

158 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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This model was reviewed by 'Motor' magazine in about 1954, Slough (might have been a UK assembled one)to John O'Groats, then back to Slough and the Lands End. I would like Chris to drive Slough-John O'Groats without using motorways (please never drive it on a M-way)and count how often he is overtaken, in 1954 they were overtaken 40 times, on a Friday evening. That is the world it was designed for, if everybody had one there would be less problems.
Pure car, and its doors open the right way, the way the legs move.

RoverP6B

4,338 posts

128 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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Sorry, but the 2CV is the most horrible execrable piece of junk imaginable. To think that this came from the same company which gave us the magnificent Deesse. I'd like to buy every 2-cylinder Citroen in existence, line 'em up and drive a tank over them. The world should be rid of them all. There are far more interesting, quicker classics to buy out there. I honestly could not daily-drive anything with under 100bhp. My old Rover P6B was 184bhp, or a bit over 140bhp/ton, and I'd have another of those like a shot if I had dry storage. Cheaper, faster, nimbler, safer, comfier, more characterful, sound way better, just superior in every way.

Steve Sanderson

1 posts

120 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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That was a terrific video and arguably as good as the AUDI RS4 package a while back. I'm not a 2CV fan but Chris's enthusiasm was infectious, Neil's slo-mo photography deserves a mention too.. This was, as a you said, a perfect antidote to the Mclarens and the Zonda type stuff which you need to do but an occasional foray into past technologies is welcome relief I have to say. I'm still hoping that there is a need to review in a contemporary context some other past masters such as the 968 Club Sport, Delta Integrale and AUDI RS2? You guys do a great job of keeping us entertained every week, thanks.

Robert Elise

956 posts

145 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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i like a lot of old cars, and the 2CV is a charming piece of history that brought a smile to my face every time i drove it. Diversity is good and helps us appreciate various characteristics in all cars. P6 is a classiccarclub car i enjoyed last year.

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

126 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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RoverP6B said:
I honestly could not daily-drive anything with under 100bhp.
<thinks about what of my fleet's taxed at the moment...>
600cc/2-pot/4v/30bhp, 1100cc/4-pot/8v/55bhp, 3000cc/v6/24v/190bhp.

Three guesses which is the slowest and least pleasant to drive? Yep, the biggest and most powerful. It also uses damn near three times as much fuel as either of the other two.

Troubleatmill

10,210 posts

159 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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Made me smile.

Cars that make you have to think about what you are doing ( e.g. Honda S2000... you have to think about keeping it in the happy zone ) are brilliant.


Need to find some nice twisty hilly bits and it might be a keeper.

RoverP6B

4,338 posts

128 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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Robert Elise said:

i like a lot of old cars, and the 2CV is a charming piece of history that brought a smile to my face every time i drove it. Diversity is good and helps us appreciate various characteristics in all cars. P6 is a classiccarclub car i enjoyed last year.
Mine was Mexico (read: turd) Brown, a 3500S ('S' designating a 4-speed manual gearbox). Loved that car so much.

crankshaft

212 posts

206 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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RoverP6B said:
I honestly could not daily-drive anything with under 100bhp. My old Rover P6B was 184bhp, or a bit over 140bhp/ton, and I'd have another of those like a shot if I had dry storage. Cheaper, faster, nimbler, safer, comfier, more characterful, sound way better, just superior in every way.
Really don't understand why, with such a narrow-minded view, anyone would even bother to post such comments.

Anyway, I seem to remember an article in CAR about 20 years ago where in an interview, somebody high up in Jaguar said something along the lines of:

'A 2CV does 99 per cent of what a car needs to do - the rest is bullsh!t.'

True though, isn't it?


Vin

67 posts

206 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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I bought a d reg 2cv6 with a broken crankshaft. Of course it was the wife's but at every opportunity i would drive it. So many stories. I used to speed up over sleeping police man as the suspension was so smooth. Managed to get it off the clock once. Five up and on long runs it was a comfortable ride. The dog leg gearbox was a joy to play with and with the rising rumble of the twin exhaust. On picnics the chairs came out. Always wave to other 2cv owners. Never locked the car and parked it in all areas. Never stolen. So simple to service and maintain. The windows and sun roof such a great design idea. Wish I kept it although the chassis rusted.
I think that the 2cv is an excellent show of Citroën design.

Dirty

59 posts

177 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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I'm sorry, I tried but I only made it to 2:42. Perhaps it was the latent memory of being driven around southern France, in the back of one, as a child, for 6 weeks, during a heatwave, that makes me want to set fire to them all smile

0a

23,901 posts

194 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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I really enjoyed that.

Please can I request a Chris Harris's garage group test - 2cv vs e28 m5 vs Ferrari (and whatever else) sounds like an amusing video.

chopper602

2,183 posts

223 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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graeme4130 said:
we now have circa 130 posts proclaiming an otherwise unloved car as the next big thing and how everyone's already known this
Chris Harris videos have engaged the masses
Unloved in your opinion . . .

chopper602

2,183 posts

223 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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RoverP6B said:
Sorry, but the 2CV is the most horrible execrable piece of junk imaginable. To think that this came from the same company which gave us the magnificent Deesse. I'd like to buy every 2-cylinder Citroen in existence, line 'em up and drive a tank over them. The world should be rid of them all. There are far more interesting, quicker classics to buy out there. I honestly could not daily-drive anything with under 100bhp. My old Rover P6B was 184bhp, or a bit over 140bhp/ton, and I'd have another of those like a shot if I had dry storage. Cheaper, faster, nimbler, safer, comfier, more characterful, sound way better, just superior in every way.
Sorry but in reply to this, if we were in a pub, would be fk right off!

You mention 'old Rover' which means you no longer have it, so how can a car you no longer have (rusted away?) be better than someone else is having fun in?