RE: Chris Harris video: Citroen 2CV

RE: Chris Harris video: Citroen 2CV

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Pat H

8,056 posts

256 months

Wednesday 16th April 2014
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My first car was a 2CV, before graduating to (real) Minis.

They are the pure distilled essence of motoring.

For a fairly ordinary chap, I have been lucky enough to own some pretty interesting cars.

In order of my own motoring Nirvana they run as follows...

1. Tuned 1275GT Mini
2. Citroen 2CV
3. Caterham Seven
4. Alfa 156 2.5 V6 (because of that engine)
5. Airportable Series 3 Landie
6. Ferrari 328
7. Lotus Turbo Esprit

Pretty much confirms that the lowest common denominators of motoring are among the best.

I'm sure that I am not alone in finding modern cars desperately boring.

drink

Vaud

50,405 posts

155 months

Wednesday 16th April 2014
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QuattroDave said:
This is my mates 'little green monster'

That's a 1 litre BMW motorbike engine, good for about 100bhp I've been told..... 200bhp/ton!

Yes it's proper mental and LOUD!
Sounds like a PH feature waiting to happen.

Oh and if he ever wants to sell it... just shout...

J4CKO

41,469 posts

200 months

Wednesday 16th April 2014
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Fantuzzi said:
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YES! I Need to read the evo hatch hatch thing with the AX in. 722KG and 85hp = fun.

Chris has a truly varied automotive diet!

I think Id still be a hooligan with underpowered cars and get an original Abarth 500, 19hp! In the end they had 38bhp from the 695 SS - Monster! Serious want for one of those. Scary levels of it.

Rear engine, Rwd 500kg car with 19 bhp and little tiny tires, PHs perfect car?

Awesome video Chris.
Have had two, you have moments of enjoyment, but most of the time, its a blend of trepidation and terror, oh and a lot of spannering, welding and buying bits off the Internet.

Will be interested to see what happens if this breaks, can Chris weird a Spanner or is his socket set intact, and very shiny....

fourwheelsteer

869 posts

252 months

Wednesday 16th April 2014
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Great video! There is something immensely charming about the Citroen 2CV in all its derivatives.

I like to think that true petrolheads "get" cars like the 2CV and understand that cars don't need to be fast, expensive or conventionally beautiful to be interesting.

Incidentally I think the 2CV name derived from the car's tax rating for the French equivalent of road tax. Hence there were 11CV and 15CV versions of the Traction Avant and Renault had the 4CV. I don't think it had anything to do with the actual power output.

jazzybee

3,056 posts

249 months

Wednesday 16th April 2014
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Absolutely the BEST Chris Harris video - Was watching with a HUGE smile on my face. I loved all the little facial expressions in the video... You can see the real enjoyment on Chris' face, and that transfers straight across to the viewer. Lovely...

Kitchski

6,515 posts

231 months

Wednesday 16th April 2014
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I want one now. Bugger.

dandare

957 posts

254 months

Wednesday 16th April 2014
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Kitchski said:
I want one now. Bugger.
I'm surprised you don't already have one. tongue out

Fantuzzi

3,297 posts

146 months

Wednesday 16th April 2014
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J4CKO said:
Fantuzzi said:
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YES! I Need to read the evo hatch hatch thing with the AX in. 722KG and 85hp = fun.

Chris has a truly varied automotive diet!

I think Id still be a hooligan with underpowered cars and get an original Abarth 500, 19hp! In the end they had 38bhp from the 695 SS - Monster! Serious want for one of those. Scary levels of it.

Rear engine, Rwd 500kg car with 19 bhp and little tiny tires, PHs perfect car?

Awesome video Chris.
Have had two, you have moments of enjoyment, but most of the time, its a blend of trepidation and terror, oh and a lot of spannering, welding and buying bits off the Internet.

Will be interested to see what happens if this breaks, can Chris weird a Spanner or is his socket set intact, and very shiny....
Was that an Abarth or an ax?

I'm guessing Abarth!

Mark34bn

826 posts

177 months

Wednesday 16th April 2014
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Great video. I'd like to see more on Chris's fleet, a bit like Harry Metcalfe did a few years ago.
I wonder if Chris still has the W124 convertible?

chopper602

2,177 posts

223 months

Wednesday 16th April 2014
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Nostradormouse said:
Everyone should drive one at least once (I haven't, yet!) - suspect it's a great way to learn how to really read the road and plan ahead...
My thoughts exactly and I've had one (often a lot more than one) ever since I passed my test back in the 80's. Current 2CV has been in the fleet since 1995, both MrsTheWife and I's 'other' cars have changed often but this has been a constant.

(MoT tomorrow!)


eldar

21,708 posts

196 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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Really good vid, how to enjoy yourself with no power, no frills - just reading the road and using every ounce of the meagre performance.

I had 2CV, but the posh 602cc version, with the mrs and 2 kids as the only car. Loaded for holidays it was quirky, slow and noisy but had a real fun element.

Much more recently I've been driving as Panda base model, almost as good.

threespires

4,289 posts

211 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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A racing version
Power !

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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Oh dear, I missed this yesterday...

Mr Harris, nursey says you're late for medication.





He'll be after a bloody Panzer next...

Disastrous

10,079 posts

217 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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Superb video!

There's something massively infectious about someone really enjoying something. Much moreso than the pooowwweeeerrrr videos with smoking tyres for some reason.

Logically, I want all the supercars but that seems more like a doorway into a lifestyle somehow. Imagine pottering about rural France in that, clad in your polo neck and leather gloves, smoking a Gitanes. You'd stop off at the boulangerie and nip upstairs to give his stunning daughter a quick seeing to before trundling down to the quay and casting off your wooden yacht. Tremendous way to spend a Sunday!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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But you won't get far and you'll stink of garlic...

Crazy Don

76 posts

209 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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I once borrowed my mothers bright orange 2CV complete with compulsory "nuclear non merci" sticker on the boot. As I barrelled along a flowing but challenging A road I came to an unexpectedly tightening left hander. At approx. 65mph the little car leaned and leaned a bit more the wheels were still on the left hand side of the road but the roof was definitely on the other side of the double white line. As I wrestled with the wee beastie a Police Granada came the other way and nearly took the roof of the 2CV clean off. As the road straightened I could see in my mirror the plodmobile performing a U turn to come after me. Woe is me even the later 600cc Citroen is done for against a 2.8 Granada. But then as I entered the next bend there was an open farmers gate so I checked out the legendary crosscountry ability of the deux chevaux. The Granada roared past in hot pursuit and 30 years on I laugh at how those two enforcers of the law must have been stunned by their inability to catch a 2CV probably thought Hannu Mikkola was at the wheel.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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Sacre bleu et zut alors, vous were almost dans the merde there, mon brave....

Zombie

1,587 posts

195 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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For me, this epitomises the ethos of pistonheads. The JOY of driving. I applaude you Mr. Harris.

TJRJ

17 posts

130 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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By far and away the best video yet Chris, its the exact reasons i love driving my series 1 landie after my Lotus.

sege

558 posts

222 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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Zombie said:
For me, this epitomises the ethos of pistonheads. The JOY of driving. I applaude you Mr. Harris.
Wot he said.

I'm also so pleased the video has got such a great reception, not a negative comment. Wonderful stuff Chris and Neil, thanks.