Depressing cars

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Vladimir

6,917 posts

159 months

Monday 21st April 2014
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Osinjak said:
An A3 S-line 3.2 V6. Sounds great on paper, an absolute pain in the arse to live with. I drove it up to Skye (from Camberley) and back and after that refused to drive unless I really had to and in the last two months of ownership, didn't drive it at all. The suspension was rock hard and it really was all or nothing, the throttle was so sensitive that you just couldn't drive it around town for fear of looking like a right tt. Hated the thing and was glad to get shot of it.
My similar R32 Golf had a hair-trigger throttle too. Caused a red face over speed bumps a few times as I kangarood about.

Tickle

4,924 posts

205 months

Monday 21st April 2014
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Sometimes in life you have to make sacrifices to allow you to do something else. I had to sell my Clio Trophy back in 2008 whilst I got on the property ladder, this meant getting a company car; a focus TDCI Style. Not a bad car as a tool to get me too and from work but it was so depressing to drive. After four years of ownership I was glad to see that back of it.

RedCarsAnonymous

96 posts

121 months

Monday 21st April 2014
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I think the only car I've owned that I truly hated was a 1988 Ford Sierra Sapphire 1.8L - I could live with sub 30mpg I was getting a bit of speed as the payoff, but that thing was nominally 90BHP ... and felt like 40 of those had escaped. Doing anything under the bonnet was like going back in time (imperial fasteners, well ok, but spark plugs with tapered seats? where are we, the 1930s?), and the poverty spec meant absolutely no gadgets.

It was a German built example & I couldn't fault it for reliability & running costs, but the handling was dreadful, it couldn't do two things at once - like steer and brake at the same time, or accelerate & corner, I even swapped ends going in a straight line on a constant throttle once. After far to long I did get shot of it, but did warn the new owners that if they drove like it was like a modern car it'd turn round & bite them ... Mr New Owner shrugged that off, and apparently was on the receiving end of a massive yelling & extended sulk when Mrs New Owner (who, inexplicably, liked it) found out he totalled it after a week. biggrin


ps Having typed that out, I realised that probably wasn't the worst car I've ever had - that honour goes to the 1993 Citroen ZX 1.9TD that followed the Sierra - bought for 1100 quid, I spent 2k on repairs over the next 11 months, then had an unfortunate Armco interface scenario when the "passive rear wheel steering" went very active after hitting a bump part way round a damp bend. Insurance payout was £500 frown

Vladimir

6,917 posts

159 months

Monday 21st April 2014
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I hated my 1999 Passat 1.8 far more than my 1973 Morris Marina 1.3 even though it was a much "better" car.

Put me off Passats for life.

Tannedbaldhead

2,952 posts

133 months

Monday 21st April 2014
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If that's how we feel about overly focused hot hatches imagine how Caterham drivers feel about their cars on a cold wet miserable day or when they're just not in the mood.

jamieduff1981

8,025 posts

141 months

Monday 21st April 2014
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Tannedbaldhead said:
If that's how we feel about overly focused hot hatches imagine how Caterham drivers feel about their cars on a cold wet miserable day or when they're just not in the mood.
Quite. It would take someone extremely hardcore to want a Caterham for everyday use.

To be honest though, I don't really approve (not that anyone cares) of this common view that sports and supercars should be everyday useable. Que the typical "Top Gear" test where they conclude a sports car is useless because you can't carry a fridge in the back or that its laptimes aren't great in the pouring rain - that really isn't the point of them!

tdigaz

37 posts

121 months

Monday 21st April 2014
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MY 2009 A3 sportback 1.9TDI is pretty depressing, the ride is too firm and the seating position is awful, never feel comfortable either too high/low or too close/far away. Then comes Crawling/Rolling speed issue... a speed in which neither 1st gear or 2nd gear is suitable, basically your moving too fast for 1st and too slow for second.

You're probably thinking "wow this guy has a lot of first world problems"... but they do actually bother me. I'm not sure if that gear thing applies to other cars as I have only owned two cars.

Vladimir

6,917 posts

159 months

Monday 21st April 2014
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Tanned;

I guess that rush is just harder to access but more heightened when it happens.

Even our hatch, which is miles from hardcore, tends to stay on the drive when it's foul weather. In nicer stuff it's lots of fun of course but an R500 would be epic.

Slightly related is surfing; now I surf at a fairly high level, it takes really nice (and very rare) waves to achieve that buzz. Whereas less experienced surfers have fun in a much wider range of conditions.

ianrb

1,533 posts

141 months

Monday 21st April 2014
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A Mini Countryman, which my wife was contemplating buying, but it was so st on the test drive we both decided to give it a miss. Honestly is was so bad I actually felt unwell just sitting in it.

Dannbodge

2,166 posts

122 months

Monday 21st April 2014
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I have owned 2 Corsas and for what they are they are a good car. Cheap and reliable.

The most depressing car I have driven is a Citroen Picasso hire car. It was a boat and was ridiculously slow. It got cold quickly because it was so big and just boomed at motorway speeds. Why someone would buy one I have no idea.

ClaphamGT3

11,304 posts

244 months

Monday 21st April 2014
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Bentley Mulsanne Turbo R - uncomfortable, unreliable, too compromised to be either a luxury barge or a sports car and just too big to use around town

StuntmanMike

11,671 posts

152 months

Monday 21st April 2014
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Mk3 Astra diesel, bought because I needed something cheap to run whilst I bought my first place and got married, the crunch came when I borrowed a Daewoo Lanos and it was a better drive.
Just an awful awful awful car, unreliable as well.

Tje

194 posts

121 months

Monday 21st April 2014
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Focus derv. Ticks all the boxes on everything needed when looking for first new car.

Just took all the fun out of driving for me. Recently got myself an impreza for a self birthday present. Get so much enjoyment out of driving again. Sometimes the ride can be a bit harsh. But I forgive it for all the fun it gives me.

Leins

9,472 posts

149 months

Monday 21st April 2014
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While far from a depressing car, I got a bit down about using my E30 318iS as a daily hack. The car never really got a chance to "shine", as it was just trudging around a motorway, sitting in traffic, or worse still being parked in supermarkets frown

What had seemed like a great idea in advance, to have a really interesting car to brighten up the daily grind, eventually necessitated a change of plan as the weather turned a bit nastier at the end of last year, and so it got swapped for a much newer Golf to do all the hard graft. I see that someone in the thread has already said that the Golf itself is a depressing car to have, but I couldn't be happier!*

And unlike that unwanted family pet of yore, the little iS really did go off to live in a household where it would be loved and cherished smile


'* Still keep thinking of Abarth 500s though! wink

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 21st April 2014
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VW California.

Made for pretentious wkers.

Vladimir

6,917 posts

159 months

Monday 21st April 2014
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yonex said:
VW California.

Made for pretentious wkers.
Very brave behind that keyboard aren't you...

MikeOxlong

3,112 posts

190 months

Monday 21st April 2014
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I'm in and out of cars all day at work and I find that the brand new cars are the most boring. They have lots of shiny buttons and lights but they all just seem so clinical and removed from what I like in a car.
The older cars always just seem more interesting to me.

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 21st April 2014
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Vladimir said:
Very brave behind that keyboard aren't you...
It's a laptop actually.

Are you stalking me Vlad, but full of yourself tonight eh wink


Vladimir

6,917 posts

159 months

Monday 21st April 2014
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yonex said:
It's a laptop actually.

Are you stalking me Vlad, but full of yourself tonight eh wink
I wasn't but I am now. And I'm bloody good at it too.

J4CKO

41,622 posts

201 months

Monday 21st April 2014
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Vladimir said:
Any MPV.
Just means you've given up and hate everyone else on the road.

So many more interesting ways to carry a few people and their clobber around.
Oh give over Clarkson, you have a van with a bog in it that you paid 40 grand for, dont know how a 40 grand van is any
more interesting than an MPV.

I have driven a Caravelle and it wasn't a patch to drive on the Galaxy we have (and rarely use) and no more interesting.