The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]
Discussion
yellowjack said:
Ah, but you are wrong of course!
Because that, my friend, is an Audi. And because "the car park is not full, so it's absolutely fine to park like a twunt".
So many morons on here will defend chod-gobblers like this, not realising that empty car parks have a habit of filling up fairly swiftly at certain points during the day. Just park properly, the feckin' lot of you. You are NOT special. It's an Audi, FFS! A VERY common, VERY ordinary car in this age of finance and leasing. Because if supercars and 'special needs' German saloons can do it, then it's only right that the rest of us join in the 'take up too much space' game, and suddenly we're left with half the number of spaces that were painted.
There's no feckin' excuse for it, neither. If you hold a driving license, it follows that you have been taught how to park. So either you have genuinely forgotten how to do it properly, in which case hand your license in and get the bus, or you wilfully and deliberately park like that, in which case you and your car deserve anything and everything that happens to it if someone who cannot now park because of your selfishness then decides to polish it with a bunch of keys, or aims a swift kick at it.
Ha ha this is brilliant.Because that, my friend, is an Audi. And because "the car park is not full, so it's absolutely fine to park like a twunt".
So many morons on here will defend chod-gobblers like this, not realising that empty car parks have a habit of filling up fairly swiftly at certain points during the day. Just park properly, the feckin' lot of you. You are NOT special. It's an Audi, FFS! A VERY common, VERY ordinary car in this age of finance and leasing. Because if supercars and 'special needs' German saloons can do it, then it's only right that the rest of us join in the 'take up too much space' game, and suddenly we're left with half the number of spaces that were painted.
There's no feckin' excuse for it, neither. If you hold a driving license, it follows that you have been taught how to park. So either you have genuinely forgotten how to do it properly, in which case hand your license in and get the bus, or you wilfully and deliberately park like that, in which case you and your car deserve anything and everything that happens to it if someone who cannot now park because of your selfishness then decides to polish it with a bunch of keys, or aims a swift kick at it.
Chris-uzp7h said:
Did you ever consider that this wasn't bad parking and actually cleverly thought through to deter others from parking next to me and banging their doors against my new car....I'm guessing not based on my assumption on your low level of intelligence, wondering round taking pictures of cars you'll never own. All the best you sad sad person...regards, prize plum
Assuming that is actually your car, you couldn't even get in straight. So you didn't even manage to do a good job of parking like a selfish .Chris-uzp7h said:
giblet said:
This prize plum in the Crown Point Retail Park in Leeds this morning
Did you ever consider that this wasn't bad parking and actually cleverly thought through to deter others from parking next to me and banging their doors against my new car....I'm guessing not based on my assumption on your low level of intelligence, wondering round taking pictures of cars you'll never own. All the best you sad sad person...regards, prize plum Certainly, I'll never own a TT.
Saw something that made me chuckle earlier as I was driving out of the Aldi car park (sorry, I gave my butler the day off etc). Guy climbs out of his Rav 4 after "parking" it; it was in the space but diagonal enough so that both far corners were over the white line. He walks away then looks back at it. I notice a satisfied look on his face then he walks off. WHAT WERE YOU SATISFIED ABOUT??? THAT BOTH WHITE LINES WERE COVERED??? Whata.
Saw something that made me chuckle earlier as I was driving out of the Aldi car park (sorry, I gave my butler the day off etc). Guy climbs out of his Rav 4 after "parking" it; it was in the space but diagonal enough so that both far corners were over the white line. He walks away then looks back at it. I notice a satisfied look on his face then he walks off. WHAT WERE YOU SATISFIED ABOUT??? THAT BOTH WHITE LINES WERE COVERED??? Whata.
Chris-uzp7h said:
giblet said:
This prize plum in the Crown Point Retail Park in Leeds this morning
Did you ever consider that this wasn't bad parking and actually cleverly thought through to deter others from parking next to me and banging their doors against my new car....I'm guessing not based on my assumption on your low level of intelligence, wondering round taking pictures of cars you'll never own. All the best you sad sad person...regards, prize plum The dictionary innit Bruvv said:
Wander
verb
1.
walk or move in a leisurely or aimless way.
"I wandered through the narrow streets"
synonyms: stroll, amble, saunter, walk, dawdle, potter, ramble, maunder, meander...
2.
move slowly away from a fixed point or place.
"please don't wander off again"
synonyms: stray, depart, diverge, veer, swerve, deviate, digress, vary, drift...
Wonder
verb
1.
desire to know something; feel curious.
"how many times have I written that, I wonder?"
synonyms: ponder, ask oneself, think about, meditate on, reflect on, deliberate about, muse on, speculate about, conjecture...
2.
feel doubt.
"even hereditary peers are inclined to wonder about the legitimacy of the place"
So. What was that about a "low level of intelligence"? verb
1.
walk or move in a leisurely or aimless way.
"I wandered through the narrow streets"
synonyms: stroll, amble, saunter, walk, dawdle, potter, ramble, maunder, meander...
2.
move slowly away from a fixed point or place.
"please don't wander off again"
synonyms: stray, depart, diverge, veer, swerve, deviate, digress, vary, drift...
Wonder
verb
1.
desire to know something; feel curious.
"how many times have I written that, I wonder?"
synonyms: ponder, ask oneself, think about, meditate on, reflect on, deliberate about, muse on, speculate about, conjecture...
2.
feel doubt.
"even hereditary peers are inclined to wonder about the legitimacy of the place"
I wonder if I should spend my afternoon wandering around taking photos of badly parked cars. But then I wonder if that wandering might be seen as small minded by someone with a "low level of intelligence".
Add that to your selfish attitude to parking, and the fact that you seem to feel superior because you own an Audi, and yes I'd say 'Prize Plum' was a very polite way of putting it...
Yours,
A lowly Ford owner.
Edit...
A 2 litre Audi TT S-Line Quattro TFSi! Wow! I take it all back. I am not worthy!
Edited by yellowjack on Tuesday 9th February 17:41
Edited by yellowjack on Tuesday 9th February 17:48
yellowjack said:
Chris-uzp7h said:
giblet said:
This prize plum in the Crown Point Retail Park in Leeds this morning
Did you ever consider that this wasn't bad parking and actually cleverly thought through to deter others from parking next to me and banging their doors against my new car....I'm guessing not based on my assumption on your low level of intelligence, wondering round taking pictures of cars you'll never own. All the best you sad sad person...regards, prize plum The dictionary innit Bruvv said:
Wander
/?w?nd?/
verb
1.
walk or move in a leisurely or aimless way.
"I wandered through the narrow streets"
synonyms: stroll, amble, saunter, walk, dawdle, potter, ramble, maunder, meander...
2.
move slowly away from a fixed point or place.
"please don't wander off again"
synonyms: stray, depart, diverge, veer, swerve, deviate, digress, vary, drift...
Wonder
/?w?nd?/
verb
1.
desire to know something; feel curious.
"how many times have I written that, I wonder?"
synonyms: ponder, ask oneself, think about, meditate on, reflect on, deliberate about, muse on, speculate about, conjecture...
2.
feel doubt.
"even hereditary peers are inclined to wonder about the legitimacy of the place"
So. What was that about a "low level of intelligence"? /?w?nd?/
verb
1.
walk or move in a leisurely or aimless way.
"I wandered through the narrow streets"
synonyms: stroll, amble, saunter, walk, dawdle, potter, ramble, maunder, meander...
2.
move slowly away from a fixed point or place.
"please don't wander off again"
synonyms: stray, depart, diverge, veer, swerve, deviate, digress, vary, drift...
Wonder
/?w?nd?/
verb
1.
desire to know something; feel curious.
"how many times have I written that, I wonder?"
synonyms: ponder, ask oneself, think about, meditate on, reflect on, deliberate about, muse on, speculate about, conjecture...
2.
feel doubt.
"even hereditary peers are inclined to wonder about the legitimacy of the place"
I wonder if I should spend my afternoon wandering around taking photos of badly parked cars. But then I wonder if that wandering might be seen as small minded by someone with a "low level of intelligence".
Add that to your selfish attitude to parking, and the fact that you seem to feel superior because you own an Audi, and yes I'd say 'Prize Plum' was a very polite way of putting it...
Yours,
A lowly Ford owner.
Edited by yellowjack on Tuesday 9th February 17:41
I am usually terrible at parking,its a running joke with my friends.
My attitude is,if its safe it doesnt need to be precision /tidy parking, seriously have better things to worry about....
At the Sunday Service i was literally laughing out loud at the shocking parking all over the car park...ferrari,s and lambos abandoned at any angle...cars parked with the white line smack in the middle.
But not one photo or bhin about it on this thread....double standards?
name and shame the bad parkers....maybe we could introduce lessons at the next SS so we pistonheaders can wear our smiley stickers with pride, knowing we are all good at parking
much like the caravan club ..if you have the sticker ,its common knowledge you can reverse park a caravan..its part of the package when you join
My attitude is,if its safe it doesnt need to be precision /tidy parking, seriously have better things to worry about....
At the Sunday Service i was literally laughing out loud at the shocking parking all over the car park...ferrari,s and lambos abandoned at any angle...cars parked with the white line smack in the middle.
But not one photo or bhin about it on this thread....double standards?
name and shame the bad parkers....maybe we could introduce lessons at the next SS so we pistonheaders can wear our smiley stickers with pride, knowing we are all good at parking
much like the caravan club ..if you have the sticker ,its common knowledge you can reverse park a caravan..its part of the package when you join
Chris-uzp7h said:
giblet said:
This prize plum in the Crown Point Retail Park in Leeds this morning
Did you ever consider that this wasn't bad parking and actually cleverly thought through to deter others from parking next to me and banging their doors against my new car....I'm guessing not based on my assumption on your low level of intelligence, wondering round taking pictures of cars you'll never own. All the best you sad sad person...regards, prize plum I always park my car at the far end of the car park, the further away one parks, the more likely you park near people that don't bash your car.
We live on a rather crowded little island and if we are all to get along, there needs to be rules so we don't fall out. Next time, just park your car between the white lines like most other people manage and stop being a div.
yellowjack said:
Chris-uzp7h said:
giblet said:
This prize plum in the Crown Point Retail Park in Leeds this morning
Did you ever consider that this wasn't bad parking and actually cleverly thought through to deter others from parking next to me and banging their doors against my new car....I'm guessing not based on my assumption on your low level of intelligence, wondering round taking pictures of cars you'll never own. All the best you sad sad person...regards, prize plum The dictionary innit Bruvv said:
Wander
verb
1.
walk or move in a leisurely or aimless way.
"I wandered through the narrow streets"
synonyms: stroll, amble, saunter, walk, dawdle, potter, ramble, maunder, meander...
2.
move slowly away from a fixed point or place.
"please don't wander off again"
synonyms: stray, depart, diverge, veer, swerve, deviate, digress, vary, drift...
Wonder
verb
1.
desire to know something; feel curious.
"how many times have I written that, I wonder?"
synonyms: ponder, ask oneself, think about, meditate on, reflect on, deliberate about, muse on, speculate about, conjecture...
2.
feel doubt.
"even hereditary peers are inclined to wonder about the legitimacy of the place"
So. What was that about a "low level of intelligence"? verb
1.
walk or move in a leisurely or aimless way.
"I wandered through the narrow streets"
synonyms: stroll, amble, saunter, walk, dawdle, potter, ramble, maunder, meander...
2.
move slowly away from a fixed point or place.
"please don't wander off again"
synonyms: stray, depart, diverge, veer, swerve, deviate, digress, vary, drift...
Wonder
verb
1.
desire to know something; feel curious.
"how many times have I written that, I wonder?"
synonyms: ponder, ask oneself, think about, meditate on, reflect on, deliberate about, muse on, speculate about, conjecture...
2.
feel doubt.
"even hereditary peers are inclined to wonder about the legitimacy of the place"
I wonder if I should spend my afternoon wandering around taking photos of badly parked cars. But then I wonder if that wandering might be seen as small minded by someone with a "low level of intelligence".
Add that to your selfish attitude to parking, and the fact that you seem to feel superior because you own an Audi, and yes I'd say 'Prize Plum' was a very polite way of putting it...
Yours,
A lowly Ford owner.
Edit...
A 2 litre Audi TT S-Line Quattro TFSi! Wow! I take it all back. I am not worthy!
Edited by yellowjack on Tuesday 9th February 17:41
Edited by yellowjack on Tuesday 9th February 17:48
fatboy18 said:
Standard procedure on my local roads,
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.3204589,-0.17027...
Should see it in the evenings when people get home from work! You could probably walk over 30 + cars
3 Bed semis, mum and dad have a car or two then the older kids also have cars, meanwhile most front gardens have only room for 1 car, shared access drives between houses, garages full of junk (not cars) Welcome to the UK!
Should see the chaos when the bus tries to get down the road
That's madness. I have never seen parking like that ever.https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.3204589,-0.17027...
Should see it in the evenings when people get home from work! You could probably walk over 30 + cars
3 Bed semis, mum and dad have a car or two then the older kids also have cars, meanwhile most front gardens have only room for 1 car, shared access drives between houses, garages full of junk (not cars) Welcome to the UK!
Should see the chaos when the bus tries to get down the road
Edited by fatboy18 on Thursday 4th February 11:50
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