The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]

The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]

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DoubleD

22,154 posts

107 months

Monday 8th February 2016
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yellowjack said:
Ah, but you are wrong of course!

Because that, my friend, is an Audi. And because "the car park is not full, so it's absolutely fine to park like a twunt".

So many morons on here will defend chod-gobblers like this, not realising that empty car parks have a habit of filling up fairly swiftly at certain points during the day. Just park properly, the feckin' lot of you. You are NOT special. It's an Audi, FFS! A VERY common, VERY ordinary car in this age of finance and leasing. Because if supercars and 'special needs' German saloons can do it, then it's only right that the rest of us join in the 'take up too much space' game, and suddenly we're left with half the number of spaces that were painted.

rolleyes There's no feckin' excuse for it, neither. If you hold a driving license, it follows that you have been taught how to park. So either you have genuinely forgotten how to do it properly, in which case hand your license in and get the bus, or you wilfully and deliberately park like that, in which case you and your car deserve anything and everything that happens to it if someone who cannot now park because of your selfishness then decides to polish it with a bunch of keys, or aims a swift kick at it.
Ha ha this is brilliant.

Vaud

50,289 posts

154 months

Monday 8th February 2016
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WD39 said:
What a fantastic view in the background. Anywhere I know?
At a wild guess, looking at the style of houses, and number plates, somewhere around Swansea?

Dromedary66

1,924 posts

137 months

Monday 8th February 2016
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Chris-uzp7h said:
Did you ever consider that this wasn't bad parking and actually cleverly thought through to deter others from parking next to me and banging their doors against my new car....I'm guessing not based on my assumption on your low level of intelligence, wondering round taking pictures of cars you'll never own. All the best you sad sad person...regards, prize plum smile
Assuming that is actually your car, you couldn't even get in straight. So you didn't even manage to do a good job of parking like a selfish .

S93

125 posts

141 months

Monday 8th February 2016
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Chris-uzp7h said:
giblet said:
This prize plum in the Crown Point Retail Park in Leeds this morning

Did you ever consider that this wasn't bad parking and actually cleverly thought through to deter others from parking next to me and banging their doors against my new car....I'm guessing not based on my assumption on your low level of intelligence, wondering round taking pictures of cars you'll never own. All the best you sad sad person...regards, prize plum smile
You could have tucked it right up against the curb, no need to park like a tcensoreder.

Vipers

32,796 posts

227 months

Monday 8th February 2016
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Bad parking pic I posted last week, and how it's done......

Me today




And the tt last week






smile

DoubleD

22,154 posts

107 months

Monday 8th February 2016
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S93 said:
You could have tucked it right up against the curb, no need to park like a tcensoreder.
Yeah but you'll never own a TT!

JQ

5,691 posts

178 months

Monday 8th February 2016
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DoubleD said:
S93 said:
You could have tucked it right up against the curb, no need to park like a tcensoreder.
Yeah but you'll never own a TT!
Unlike giblet who only owns an ISF, pauper!

Allanv

3,540 posts

185 months

Monday 8th February 2016
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DoubleD said:
S93 said:
You could have tucked it right up against the curb, no need to park like a tcensoreder.
Yeah but you'll never own a TT!
Why would you want to if it creates st parking, that goes for any car.

Hoofy

76,253 posts

281 months

Tuesday 9th February 2016
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Certainly, I'll never own a TT. thumbup

Saw something that made me chuckle earlier as I was driving out of the Aldi car park (sorry, I gave my butler the day off etc). Guy climbs out of his Rav 4 after "parking" it; it was in the space but diagonal enough so that both far corners were over the white line. He walks away then looks back at it. I notice a satisfied look on his face then he walks off. WHAT WERE YOU SATISFIED ABOUT??? THAT BOTH WHITE LINES WERE COVERED??? Whata.

Butter Face

30,191 posts

159 months

Tuesday 9th February 2016
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JQ said:
DoubleD said:
S93 said:
You could have tucked it right up against the curb, no need to park like a tcensoreder.
Yeah but you'll never own a TT!
Unlike giblet who only owns an ISF, pauper!
hehe

No Audi badge = Sad, sad person rofl

yellowjack

17,065 posts

165 months

Tuesday 9th February 2016
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Chris-uzp7h said:
giblet said:
This prize plum in the Crown Point Retail Park in Leeds this morning

Did you ever consider that this wasn't bad parking and actually cleverly thought through to deter others from parking next to me and banging their doors against my new car....I'm guessing not based on my assumption on your low level of intelligence, wondering round taking pictures of cars you'll never own. All the best you sad sad person...regards, prize plum smile
Hmmmmmm? "Low level of intelligence"?

The dictionary innit Bruvv said:
Wander

verb
1.
walk or move in a leisurely or aimless way.
"I wandered through the narrow streets"
synonyms: stroll, amble, saunter, walk, dawdle, potter, ramble, maunder, meander...
2.
move slowly away from a fixed point or place.
"please don't wander off again"
synonyms: stray, depart, diverge, veer, swerve, deviate, digress, vary, drift...


Wonder

verb
1.
desire to know something; feel curious.
"how many times have I written that, I wonder?"
synonyms: ponder, ask oneself, think about, meditate on, reflect on, deliberate about, muse on, speculate about, conjecture...
2.
feel doubt.
"even hereditary peers are inclined to wonder about the legitimacy of the place"
So. What was that about a "low level of intelligence"? rolleyes
I wonder if I should spend my afternoon wandering around taking photos of badly parked cars. But then I wonder if that wandering might be seen as small minded by someone with a "low level of intelligence". wink

Add that to your selfish attitude to parking, and the fact that you seem to feel superior because you own an Audi, and yes I'd say 'Prize Plum' was a very polite way of putting it...

tongue out

Yours,

A lowly Ford owner.


Edit...

A 2 litre Audi TT S-Line Quattro TFSi! Wow! I take it all back. I am not worthy! bowbowbow
Edited by yellowjack on Tuesday 9th February 17:41


Edited by yellowjack on Tuesday 9th February 17:48

Vipers

32,796 posts

227 months

Tuesday 9th February 2016
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yellowjack said:
Chris-uzp7h said:
giblet said:
This prize plum in the Crown Point Retail Park in Leeds this morning

Did you ever consider that this wasn't bad parking and actually cleverly thought through to deter others from parking next to me and banging their doors against my new car....I'm guessing not based on my assumption on your low level of intelligence, wondering round taking pictures of cars you'll never own. All the best you sad sad person...regards, prize plum smile
Hmmmmmm? "Low level of intelligence"?

The dictionary innit Bruvv said:
Wander
/?w?nd?/

verb
1.
walk or move in a leisurely or aimless way.
"I wandered through the narrow streets"
synonyms: stroll, amble, saunter, walk, dawdle, potter, ramble, maunder, meander...
2.
move slowly away from a fixed point or place.
"please don't wander off again"
synonyms: stray, depart, diverge, veer, swerve, deviate, digress, vary, drift...


Wonder
/?w?nd?/

verb
1.
desire to know something; feel curious.
"how many times have I written that, I wonder?"
synonyms: ponder, ask oneself, think about, meditate on, reflect on, deliberate about, muse on, speculate about, conjecture...
2.
feel doubt.
"even hereditary peers are inclined to wonder about the legitimacy of the place"
So. What was that about a "low level of intelligence"? rolleyes
I wonder if I should spend my afternoon wandering around taking photos of badly parked cars. But then I wonder if that wandering might be seen as small minded by someone with a "low level of intelligence". wink

Add that to your selfish attitude to parking, and the fact that you seem to feel superior because you own an Audi, and yes I'd say 'Prize Plum' was a very polite way of putting it...

tongue out

Yours,

A lowly Ford owner.



Edited by yellowjack on Tuesday 9th February 17:41
Could have reversed parked alongside the edge on the left leaving loads of room on the drivers side. Just basic piss poor parking, no excuse, whose ever car it is.

tuneltek

67 posts

105 months

Tuesday 9th February 2016
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I am usually terrible at parking,its a running joke with my friends.
My attitude is,if its safe it doesnt need to be precision /tidy parking, seriously have better things to worry about....
At the Sunday Service i was literally laughing out loud at the shocking parking all over the car park...ferrari,s and lambos abandoned at any angle...cars parked with the white line smack in the middle.

But not one photo or bhin about it on this thread....double standards?

name and shame the bad parkers....maybe we could introduce lessons at the next SS so we pistonheaders can wear our smiley stickers with pride, knowing we are all good at parking
much like the caravan club ..if you have the sticker ,its common knowledge you can reverse park a caravan..its part of the package when you join

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

166 months

Tuesday 9th February 2016
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Chris-uzp7h said:
giblet said:
This prize plum in the Crown Point Retail Park in Leeds this morning

Did you ever consider that this wasn't bad parking and actually cleverly thought through to deter others from parking next to me and banging their doors against my new car....I'm guessing not based on my assumption on your low level of intelligence, wondering round taking pictures of cars you'll never own. All the best you sad sad person...regards, prize plum smile
You are a very selfish person and your car is just a mid range TT, which is rather closely related to a Golf. Even if it was a Veyron, it wouldn't allow you to park like a selfish plonker.

I always park my car at the far end of the car park, the further away one parks, the more likely you park near people that don't bash your car.

We live on a rather crowded little island and if we are all to get along, there needs to be rules so we don't fall out. Next time, just park your car between the white lines like most other people manage and stop being a div.

irocfan

40,152 posts

189 months

Tuesday 9th February 2016
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yellowjack said:
Chris-uzp7h said:
giblet said:
This prize plum in the Crown Point Retail Park in Leeds this morning

Did you ever consider that this wasn't bad parking and actually cleverly thought through to deter others from parking next to me and banging their doors against my new car....I'm guessing not based on my assumption on your low level of intelligence, wondering round taking pictures of cars you'll never own. All the best you sad sad person...regards, prize plum smile
Hmmmmmm? "Low level of intelligence"?

The dictionary innit Bruvv said:
Wander

verb
1.
walk or move in a leisurely or aimless way.
"I wandered through the narrow streets"
synonyms: stroll, amble, saunter, walk, dawdle, potter, ramble, maunder, meander...
2.
move slowly away from a fixed point or place.
"please don't wander off again"
synonyms: stray, depart, diverge, veer, swerve, deviate, digress, vary, drift...


Wonder

verb
1.
desire to know something; feel curious.
"how many times have I written that, I wonder?"
synonyms: ponder, ask oneself, think about, meditate on, reflect on, deliberate about, muse on, speculate about, conjecture...
2.
feel doubt.
"even hereditary peers are inclined to wonder about the legitimacy of the place"
So. What was that about a "low level of intelligence"? rolleyes
I wonder if I should spend my afternoon wandering around taking photos of badly parked cars. But then I wonder if that wandering might be seen as small minded by someone with a "low level of intelligence". wink

Add that to your selfish attitude to parking, and the fact that you seem to feel superior because you own an Audi, and yes I'd say 'Prize Plum' was a very polite way of putting it...

tongue out

Yours,

A lowly Ford owner.


Edit...

A 2 litre Audi TT S-Line Quattro TFSi! Wow! I take it all back. I am not worthy! bowbowbow
Edited by yellowjack on Tuesday 9th February 17:41


Edited by yellowjack on Tuesday 9th February 17:48
seriously chap - that's a prize twunt. A sense of entitlement to say "fk you, I'm more important" to everyone else. I'm actually surprised that he didn't park in a disabled bay TBH

Stickyfinger

8,429 posts

104 months

Tuesday 9th February 2016
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giblet said:
This prize plum in the Crown Point Retail Park in Leeds this morning

NBN.....

No Brain Nob ?

Hoofy

76,253 posts

281 months

Tuesday 9th February 2016
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irocfan said:
seriously chap - that's a prize twunt. A sense of entitlement to say "fk you, I'm more important" to everyone else. I'm actually surprised that he didn't park in a disabled bay TBH
Couldn't get past the Range Rovers taking up two disabled bays each. jester

Escort3500

11,829 posts

144 months

Tuesday 9th February 2016
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Accelebrate

5,244 posts

214 months

Tuesday 9th February 2016
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T5 long stay car park...




Downward

3,488 posts

102 months

Tuesday 9th February 2016
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fatboy18 said:
Standard procedure on my local roads,
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.3204589,-0.17027...

Should see it in the evenings when people get home from work! You could probably walk over 30 + cars

3 Bed semis, mum and dad have a car or two then the older kids also have cars, meanwhile most front gardens have only room for 1 car, shared access drives between houses, garages full of junk (not cars) Welcome to the UK!

Should see the chaos when the bus tries to get down the road frown

Edited by fatboy18 on Thursday 4th February 11:50
That's madness. I have never seen parking like that ever.

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