The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]

The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]

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Vipers

32,880 posts

228 months

Friday 28th November 2014
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dxg said:
4 spaces. 1 minibus. 1 person + one pushchair. 1 wobbly picture.

The mention of the wobbly picture made me smile, a bit of humour, well done.




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Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Friday 28th November 2014
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Cliftonite said:


The reason only three propertes in our Close had their 'wheelie bins' emptied today.

Let's hope we have no need for a fire appliance tonight.

Knobs!

Happens on my street a lot too, due to its proximity to the station and the council refusing to make it residents' only parking. So we have to suffer f%^&tards who just have no concept of spatial awareness or consideration for others or the concept that vehicles bigger than their s^&*box might need to get down the street. Hence the sight of a suite of firniture being carried halfway down the street because the delivery lorry couldn't get through.


Cliftonite

8,408 posts

138 months

Friday 28th November 2014
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Pavement completely blocked, forcing pedestrians into a busy road, at a T-junction.

The obstruction is for sale. Perhaps following a driving ban? One can hope! smile

High Wycombe (where this fkwittery is a fairly standard practice.


L100NYY

35,208 posts

243 months

Friday 28th November 2014
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Cliftonite said:


Pavement completely blocked, forcing pedestrians into a busy road, at a T-junction.

The obstruction is for sale. Perhaps following a driving ban? One can hope! smile

High Wycombe (where this fkwittery is a fairly standard practice.

Surely if it is for sale it has a telephone number on the advert??

Cliftonite

8,408 posts

138 months

Friday 28th November 2014
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L100NYY said:
Surely if it is for sale it has a telephone number on the advert??
I couldn't stop - I was heading for a date with a mentally-defective guy in a Jeep (see the "Knob" thread).

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WD39

20,083 posts

116 months

Friday 28th November 2014
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Has anyone ever noted down the reg. of a badly parked vehicle with a company name, and phone number, writ large all over it, and then 'called the boss' to report the driver's poor parking?

harlowhammer

77 posts

148 months

Friday 28th November 2014
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Vipers

32,880 posts

228 months

Friday 28th November 2014
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harlowhammer said:
So what is the green bit? Sorry haven't seen that before.




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andrew

9,969 posts

192 months

Friday 28th November 2014
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Vipers

32,880 posts

228 months

Friday 28th November 2014
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andrew said:
Looks like my old camper in the background, pity can't see the reg.




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Vipers

32,880 posts

228 months

Friday 28th November 2014
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And now for dingbat of the week, from FB.



Idiot of the highest order or what!




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Steff1965

1,128 posts

195 months

Saturday 29th November 2014
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Vipers said:
And now for dingbat of the week, from FB.



Idiot of the highest order or what!




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That's a cracker.

The best one for a while I recon.

Steff1965

1,128 posts

195 months

Saturday 29th November 2014
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WD39 said:
Has anyone ever noted down the reg. of a badly parked vehicle with a company name, and phone number, writ large all over it, and then 'called the boss' to report the driver's poor parking?
No, have you?





RichardM5

1,736 posts

136 months

Saturday 29th November 2014
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- double yellow lines, check.
- completely blocking a small side road exit, check.
- 4 x 4 who thinks they can just park where they like, check.

This was 'parked' there for at least 20 minutes, I passed it on my way into town and it was sill there on my way back.

The reg was YF14 XXD for avoidance of doubt! smile

harlowhammer

77 posts

148 months

Saturday 29th November 2014
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Vipers said:
harlowhammer said:
So what is the green bit? Sorry haven't seen that before.




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Just to differentiate between parking and road

northandy

3,496 posts

221 months

Sunday 30th November 2014
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RichardM5 said:


- double yellow lines, check.
- completely blocking a small side road exit, check.
- 4 x 4 who thinks they can just park where they like, check.

This was 'parked' there for at least 20 minutes, I passed it on my way into town and it was sill there on my way back.

The reg was YF14 XXD for avoidance of doubt! smile
Is that harrogate?

RichardM5

1,736 posts

136 months

Sunday 30th November 2014
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northandy said:
Is that harrogate?
Yes, West Park.

kmpowell

2,926 posts

228 months

Sunday 30th November 2014
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The 'Family parking' spaces at John Lewis, where this moron inconsiderably parked solo and in such a way it deserves a place in this thread...


fatboy69

9,372 posts

187 months

Sunday 30th November 2014
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Sadly that kind of moronic inconsiderate parking is a regular occurrence at my local Sainsburys.

Constant stream of single people or couples without children who park in the family spaces.

Usual excuses. I'll park where I like, my kids are at home, i wont be very long, it's closer to the shop.....

The usual selfish tts.



I know a guy who works at my local Tesco who told me that a couple of weeks ago a bloke in a Smart car with a young child in the front politely ask a woman on her own if she would move her car from the family space.

She said no as she was in a hurry. Apparently he then proceeded to park his Smart car behind the woman's car so she could not get out of the parking space.

Security in the store refused to assist the woman because they were aware she was on her own. Plod also refused to assist as the car park is private property & the store manager also said that he was unable to assist the woman.

Aforementioned bloke returned after 90 minutes, having spent around an hour in the coffee shop, with a single loaf of bread!!!

He apparently smiled at the fuming woman, buckled his kid into the front seat & drove off.

I don't know if this is true however I don't think that the guy I know is prone to making up stories like this.

Pity more people don't do this.

Lazy inconsiderate tts.

Plastic chicken

380 posts

204 months

Sunday 30th November 2014
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Parked for at least 45mins.
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