The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]

[fatboy18]

mp3manager said:

Abandoned in the disabled bay despite the car club bay is free behind it.

No that clearly reads the car "IS ABLED"

[Munter]

Martyboy84 said:

I'm going to pick up a quality dash cam, but that won't help with people dinging my car at a car park!!!

You can get some that are always active. So if someone knocks your car (enough) it'll register and save the recording of the last few minutes.

[Martyboy84]

Thanks boys! Been having a nightmare of a few weeks!

[Vipers]

Munter said:

Martyboy84 said:

I'm going to pick up a quality dash cam, but that won't help with people dinging my car at a car park!!!

You can get some that are always active. So if someone knocks your car (enough) it'll register and save the recording of the last few minutes.

Need an alarm which activates when the car is touched/knocked. "BACK OFF MOTHER FUC**R YOU DO THAT AGAIN AND YOUR HISTORY", no let me think about patents

[sim72]

I was quite impressed with this. This was, literally, the only car in the entire car park (60+ spaces). Not only were they stupid enough to pay to park in a pay-and-display which backs onto a free car park (which is why this one was empty), but they've parked abandoned it at a 20 degree offset in two spaces ... one of which is the only disabled spot in the car-park (it's next to the disabled public toilets). Bravo!!

(Edit: I note also the multiple things hanging from the rear view mirror - no coincidence methinks).

Edited by sim72 on Tuesday 24th February 00:20

[Ilovejapcrap]

Playsatan said:

So much win

Driving that motor he can park however he likes

[Vipers]

Ilovejapcrap said:

Playsatan said:

So much win

Driving that motor he can park however he likes

Hope he drives it better than he parks it then. tt.

[fatboy18]

Does this count

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT1KW2tWD4I&ap...

[V8forweekends]

Vipers said:

Need an alarm which activates when the car is touched/knocked. "BACK OFF MOTHER FUC**R YOU DO THAT AGAIN AND YOUR HISTORY", no let me think about patents

Ahem

http://youtu.be/HFoUL_bIotw?t=44s

[Vipers]

V8forweekends said:

Vipers said:

Need an alarm which activates when the car is touched/knocked. "BACK OFF MOTHER FUC**R YOU DO THAT AGAIN AND YOUR HISTORY", no let me think about patents

Ahem

http://youtu.be/HFoUL_bIotw?t=44s

Bugger, beaten to it, oh well.

[Bonefish Blues]

fatboy18 said:

Does this count

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT1KW2tWD4I&ap...

Very good

[SilverWraith]

Ilovejapcrap said:

Driving that motor he can park however he likes

Actually, I think he is being courteous parking it like that. If he hadn't then it would hang out so far it would block people behind him. At least he found a big enough space to angle-park it.

[SilverWraith]

Bonefish Blues said:

fatboy18 said:

Does this count

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT1KW2tWD4I&ap...

Very good

+1

Really funny.

[Hooli]

whysub said:

Not so much bad parking, as badly getting out of a parking space. It was a bit of a while ago, but I parked my bike in a bay (no specific motorbike parking) and popped into the shop.


As I was coming out of the shop, a woman said to me "Is that your motorbike outside, 'cause if it is some women just reversed into it.


Not just nudged it over, but pushed it about 12 to 18 inches along the tarmac. Damaged engine casing, fairing, exhaust, and handlebar end.

At least you weren't on it at the time. My missus has had that happen as she was sat on her HD, with the engine running (open pipes) so no way anyone couldn't know it was around - it's a touch loud.

[BullyB]

[herewego]

SilverWraith said:

Ilovejapcrap said:

Driving that motor he can park however he likes

Actually, I think he is being courteous parking it like that. If he hadn't then it would hang out so far it would block people behind him. At least he found a big enough space to angle-park it.

That's funny.

[Blib]

BullyB said:

I was just about to post that.

[Vipers]

SilverWraith said:

Ilovejapcrap said:

Driving that motor he can park however he likes

Actually, I think he is being courteous parking it like that. If he hadn't then it would hang out so far it would block people behind him. At least he found a big enough space to angle-park it.

Thank god for that, we can stop moaning about white van man then

[iacabu]

The Renault in the corner is the start of a row of cars but these two powerfully built company directors / footballers (possibly) decided to park right behind them on the roadway. Plenty of spaces in the car park. Both got a ticket

[csd19]

iacabu said:

The Renault in the corner is the start of a row of cars but these two powerfully built company directors / footballers (possibly) decided to park right behind them on the roadway. Plenty of spaces in the car park. Both got a ticket

Union Square in Aberdeen perchance? Sadly zero shock at nobbish parking in there I'm afraid