The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]

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divetheworld

2,565 posts

136 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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rohrl said:
Also nicked from Reddit.

I don't think this is what the disabled spaces are designed for.

That's the kind of tw@t I aspire to be when I'm older.

Mafffew

2,149 posts

112 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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Doshy said:
Fastdruid said:
Nicked from reddit:

Owner of this M3 parked like this and put cones around the car just to get coffee...
Words escape me.
I know, it's clearly an M4 not an M3 rolleyes

thetapeworm

11,282 posts

240 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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Be careful where you post your bad parking photos from:

http://jalopnik.com/woman-takes-picture-of-asshole...

victim said:
After 53 hours in custody, having been shackled at the ankles, strip-searched, blood tested, forced to sleep on a concrete floor without a mattress or pillow and having no access to toilet paper or eating utensils, I can happily say I AM SAFE & OUT OF JAIL AND ABU DHABI!

Obviously, I think a $3600 fine and deportation with a complimentary incarceration period was an extreme reaction to a jpg of a car posted to a closed Facebook page, when I did not swear or mention a single name and blocked the registration plate.

Even though I am pretty traumatised by my own experience, what has affected me more are the many, many stories told to me by my fellow inmates at both the jails I ‘visited’. I will be forever heartbroken by the treatment of these inspiring and courageous women from the Philippines, India, Nigeria, Russia, Uganda, Bangladesh, Syria etc at the hands of the U.A.E. ‘Justice System’.

Frimley111R

15,700 posts

235 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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Europa1 said:
Sainsburys, Coldhams Lane, Cambridge this evening. The car park wasn't even busy. What the actual f%^k goes on in some people's heads?

Firstly: Very little

Secondly: I'll squeeze it on there/I'm only popping in for a sec/Other cars can get by

rohrl

8,749 posts

146 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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thetapeworm said:
Be careful where you post your bad parking photos from:

http://jalopnik.com/woman-takes-picture-of-asshole...

victim said:
After 53 hours in custody, having been shackled at the ankles, strip-searched, blood tested, forced to sleep on a concrete floor without a mattress or pillow and having no access to toilet paper or eating utensils, I can happily say I AM SAFE & OUT OF JAIL AND ABU DHABI!

Obviously, I think a $3600 fine and deportation with a complimentary incarceration period was an extreme reaction to a jpg of a car posted to a closed Facebook page, when I did not swear or mention a single name and blocked the registration plate.

Even though I am pretty traumatised by my own experience, what has affected me more are the many, many stories told to me by my fellow inmates at both the jails I ‘visited’. I will be forever heartbroken by the treatment of these inspiring and courageous women from the Philippines, India, Nigeria, Russia, Uganda, Bangladesh, Syria etc at the hands of the U.A.E. ‘Justice System’.
Reason number 1,645,986,358 to never travel to the U.A.E.

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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Frimley111R said:
Europa1 said:
Sainsburys, Coldhams Lane, Cambridge this evening. The car park wasn't even busy. What the actual f%^k goes on in some people's heads?

Firstly: Very little

Secondly: I'll squeeze it on there/I'm only popping in for a sec/Other cars can get by
Thirdly: f%^k the visibility for people emerging from the give way lines.

matchmaker

8,509 posts

201 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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rohrl said:
thetapeworm said:
Be careful where you post your bad parking photos from:

http://jalopnik.com/woman-takes-picture-of-asshole...

victim said:
After 53 hours in custody, having been shackled at the ankles, strip-searched, blood tested, forced to sleep on a concrete floor without a mattress or pillow and having no access to toilet paper or eating utensils, I can happily say I AM SAFE & OUT OF JAIL AND ABU DHABI!

Obviously, I think a $3600 fine and deportation with a complimentary incarceration period was an extreme reaction to a jpg of a car posted to a closed Facebook page, when I did not swear or mention a single name and blocked the registration plate.

Even though I am pretty traumatised by my own experience, what has affected me more are the many, many stories told to me by my fellow inmates at both the jails I ‘visited’. I will be forever heartbroken by the treatment of these inspiring and courageous women from the Philippines, India, Nigeria, Russia, Uganda, Bangladesh, Syria etc at the hands of the U.A.E. ‘Justice System’.
Reason number 1,645,986,358 to never travel to the U.A.E.
When do you think they will get civilised?

rohrl

8,749 posts

146 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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matchmaker said:
rohrl said:
thetapeworm said:
Be careful where you post your bad parking photos from:

http://jalopnik.com/woman-takes-picture-of-asshole...

victim said:
After 53 hours in custody, having been shackled at the ankles, strip-searched, blood tested, forced to sleep on a concrete floor without a mattress or pillow and having no access to toilet paper or eating utensils, I can happily say I AM SAFE & OUT OF JAIL AND ABU DHABI!

Obviously, I think a $3600 fine and deportation with a complimentary incarceration period was an extreme reaction to a jpg of a car posted to a closed Facebook page, when I did not swear or mention a single name and blocked the registration plate.

Even though I am pretty traumatised by my own experience, what has affected me more are the many, many stories told to me by my fellow inmates at both the jails I ‘visited’. I will be forever heartbroken by the treatment of these inspiring and courageous women from the Philippines, India, Nigeria, Russia, Uganda, Bangladesh, Syria etc at the hands of the U.A.E. ‘Justice System’.
Reason number 1,645,986,358 to never travel to the U.A.E.
When do you think they will get civilised?
I think it's too hot for civilisation there. As a general rule the closer you get to the poles the more reasonable people are.

Sticks.

8,802 posts

252 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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Their regular spot.

Hooli

32,278 posts

201 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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Fastdruid said:
Two in one from this morning (technically three because I parked the MPS like a t**t due to the mouth breather in the landy).


Needed to make a quick stop for some milk this morning, there is a small car park / space outside the shop for about 6 cars *plus* two on the road. Needless to say the car park was filled. So idiot here parks so far back that you cannot properly park two cars in the space and the car behind has to overhang the dropped kerb a bit

Noticed afterwards the transit. Missed that at the time. smile
It's not a Transit smile

Fastdruid

8,669 posts

153 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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Hooli said:
Fastdruid said:
Two in one from this morning (technically three because I parked the MPS like a t**t due to the mouth breather in the landy).


Needed to make a quick stop for some milk this morning, there is a small car park / space outside the shop for about 6 cars *plus* two on the road. Needless to say the car park was filled. So idiot here parks so far back that you cannot properly park two cars in the space and the car behind has to overhang the dropped kerb a bit

Noticed afterwards the transit. Missed that at the time. smile
It's not a Transit smile
Sorry, Vauxhall getmecoat

thetapeworm

11,282 posts

240 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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Sticks. said:
Their regular spot.
Is this in lieu of a Tesco security guard?

Payment in sandwiches?

herewego

8,814 posts

214 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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Fastdruid said:
Two in one from this morning (technically three because I parked the MPS like a t**t due to the mouth breather in the landy).


Needed to make a quick stop for some milk this morning, there is a small car park / space outside the shop for about 6 cars *plus* two on the road. Needless to say the car park was filled. So idiot here parks so far back that you cannot properly park two cars in the space and the car behind has to overhang the dropped kerb a bit

Noticed afterwards the transit. Missed that at the time. smile
If there's such a slobby mess outside the shop on a Wednesday what can it be like at the weekend.

Sticks.

8,802 posts

252 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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thetapeworm said:
Sticks. said:
Their regular spot.
Is this in lieu of a Tesco security guard?

Payment in sandwiches?
Doughnuts maybe.

Fastdruid

8,669 posts

153 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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herewego said:
Fastdruid said:
Two in one from this morning (technically three because I parked the MPS like a t**t due to the mouth breather in the landy).


Needed to make a quick stop for some milk this morning, there is a small car park / space outside the shop for about 6 cars *plus* two on the road. Needless to say the car park was filled. So idiot here parks so far back that you cannot properly park two cars in the space and the car behind has to overhang the dropped kerb a bit

Noticed afterwards the van. Missed that at the time. smile
If there's such a slobby mess outside the shop on a Wednesday what can it be like at the weekend.
Worst I've ever seen it.
Right outside a newsagent, chip shop and pizza takeaway. Not that's an excuse though.

Nelly9

27 posts

123 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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Sticks. said:
Their regular spot.
Ha Tenterden Tesco.. Seeing a we dont have a police station this comes once a week at an alotted time, advertised in advance

Vipers

32,917 posts

229 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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Fastdruid said:
Two in one from this morning (technically three because I parked the MPS like a t**t due to the mouth breather in the landy).


Needed to make a quick stop for some milk this morning, there is a small car park / space outside the shop for about 6 cars *plus* two on the road. Needless to say the car park was filled. So idiot here parks so far back that you cannot properly park two cars in the space and the car behind has to overhang the dropped kerb a bit

Noticed afterwards the transit. Missed that at the time. smile
Looks like the council should be emptying their bins as well.




smile

Sticks.

8,802 posts

252 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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Nelly9 said:
Ha Tenterden Tesco.. Seeing a we dont have a police station this comes once a week at an alotted time, advertised in advance
Really? Where were they then? I don't think it's that as they're there often but different days. They stilll could've parked properly, or even in the allocated space by Prezzo.

smile

Vipers

32,917 posts

229 months

Friday 17th July 2015
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Seems Simon Cowells driver parked the roller in a disabled bay in a service station on the M24, and none of then noticed.

tt.




smile

Shaw Tarse

Original Poster:

31,544 posts

204 months

Friday 17th July 2015
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Vipers said:
Seems Simon Cowells driver parked the roller in a disabled bay in a service station on the M24, and none of then noticed.

tt.




smile
I don't know why he couldn't drop them off & move the car?
AND he parked "nose in" furious
wink
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