The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]

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fatboy18

18,957 posts

212 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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Fastdruid said:
fatboy18 said:
zedx19 said:
Mini? Instaban! Looks like a 500L?
Whats a 500L? Never heard of it?
It's to the Fiat (new) 500 what the BMW Mini Countryman is to the BMW Mini
Got it, thankyou smile

MyVTECGoesBwaaah

820 posts

143 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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gus607 said:
See, you can have wider spaces !
Humber bridge?!

2slo

1,998 posts

168 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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Tesco car park this morning. This Rav 4 had actually hit the trolley bay taking paint off the wing of the car. So bad I checked to see if it was stolen but no, locked and alarmed, just driven by someone either completely hapless or pissed:


fatboy18

18,957 posts

212 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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2slo said:
Tesco car park this morning. This Rav 4 had actually hit the trolley bay taking paint off the wing of the car. So bad I checked to see if it was stolen but no, locked and alarmed, just driven by someone either completely hapless or pissed:

Reported?

gus607

921 posts

137 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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MyVTECGoesBwaaah said:
Humber bridge?!
How observant ! Go to the top of the class !!

rohrl

8,747 posts

146 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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fatboy18 said:
2slo said:
Tesco car park this morning. This Rav 4 had actually hit the trolley bay taking paint off the wing of the car. So bad I checked to see if it was stolen but no, locked and alarmed, just driven by someone either completely hapless or pissed:

Reported?
Why would anyone bother reporting it? The only damage is going to be to the car.

L100NYY

35,221 posts

244 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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rohrl said:
fatboy18 said:
2slo said:
Tesco car park this morning. This Rav 4 had actually hit the trolley bay taking paint off the wing of the car. So bad I checked to see if it was stolen but no, locked and alarmed, just driven by someone either completely hapless or pissed:

Reported?
Why would anyone bother reporting it? The only damage is going to be to the car.
The fact that the driver could well be under the influence? Can't imagine BiB doing much about it though.

Hooli

32,278 posts

201 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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Vipers said:
Look at the little space between the car and the bike racks thingies



Don't know how they thought they would fit in there.



But they tried with both doors open wide, whoops!



I didn't see it happen, my daughter took the after,pictures, and I took the first one. Glad it wasn't me parked next to,them.

They had to,call a tow truck to recover it. This in the car park at Drum Castle, near Banchory.




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rofl

Thread winner I'd say.

fatboy18

18,957 posts

212 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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L100NYY said:
rohrl said:
fatboy18 said:
2slo said:
Tesco car park this morning. This Rav 4 had actually hit the trolley bay taking paint off the wing of the car. So bad I checked to see if it was stolen but no, locked and alarmed, just driven by someone either completely hapless or pissed:

Reported?
Why would anyone bother reporting it? The only damage is going to be to the car.
The fact that the driver could well be under the influence? Can't imagine BiB doing much about it though.
Or on Drugs frown

RobinBanks

17,540 posts

180 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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Hooli said:
rofl

Thread winner I'd say.
For me it's definitely the winner. It's not even just one door laugh

It's so utterly spastic that I can't see anyone beating it

vikingaero

10,432 posts

170 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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Vipers said:
Look at the little space between the car and the bike racks thingies



Don't know how they thought they would fit in there.



But they tried with both doors open wide, whoops!



I didn't see it happen, my daughter took the after,pictures, and I took the first one. Glad it wasn't me parked next to,them.

They had to,call a tow truck to recover it. This in the car park at Drum Castle, near Banchory.




smile
On holiday in San Francisco and the hotel valet parks my Lexus LS hire car (free upgrade). The next morning I venture down the car park ramp to get my hoodie as it's rather brisk in SF in the mornings. I'm immediately chased by a valet crew. When I get the the Lexus I see the drivers door missing and the door propped up against a concrete pillar. Said valet had reversed the car with the drivers door open and forgot about the pillar.

The hotel were awaiting a replacement car from Alamo which hadn't arrived. A rather sheepish manager had been called who apologised profusely and that all my possessions would be transferred. After a day on Alcatraz and a few other places I return to find a replacement Lexus in a fetching gold/beige colour. Every one of the items in the old car had been meticulously transferred to the new car. Every half drunk bottle of water/juice/coke had been replaced with a new full bottle.

There really was no inconvenience. The hotel took full responsibility and deducted $500 from our stay.

WD39

20,083 posts

117 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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vikingaero said:
Vipers said:
Look at the little space between the car and the bike racks thingies



Don't know how they thought they would fit in there.



But they tried with both doors open wide, whoops!



I didn't see it happen, my daughter took the after,pictures, and I took the first one. Glad it wasn't me parked next to,them.

They had to,call a tow truck to recover it. This in the car park at Drum Castle, near Banchory.




smile
On holiday in San Francisco and the hotel valet parks my Lexus LS hire car (free upgrade). The next morning I venture down the car park ramp to get my hoodie as it's rather brisk in SF in the mornings. I'm immediately chased by a valet crew. When I get the the Lexus I see the drivers door missing and the door propped up against a concrete pillar. Said valet had reversed the car with the drivers door open and forgot about the pillar.

The hotel were awaiting a replacement car from Alamo which hadn't arrived. A rather sheepish manager had been called who apologised profusely and that all my possessions would be transferred. After a day on Alcatraz and a few other places I return to find a replacement Lexus in a fetching gold/beige colour. Every one of the items in the old car had been meticulously transferred to the new car. Every half drunk bottle of water/juice/coke had been replaced with a new full bottle.

There really was no inconvenience. The hotel took full responsibility and deducted $500 from our stay.
Customer service at its finest.Standard in the US but sadly lacking in the UK.

Vipers

32,912 posts

229 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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WD39 said:
Customer service at its finest.Standard in the US but sadly lacking in the UK.
My son in law pre booked a medium size car from Aberdeen, on arrival, about 2100, 5 passengers with pre booked cars and only 3 cars available, big screw up, they gave him a Fiat 500.

Fortunately he had no baggage, but the previous week had arrived from the states with two 22kg cases and 7 year old child.

Apologies! Not really.




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idiotgap

2,112 posts

134 months

Thursday 13th August 2015
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We arrived in Orlando once back in 2004 to do a road trip down through the Keys, first real experience of US customer service was picking the up mustang cabriolet. We were knackered and just wanted to head to the accommodation but the handover guy insisted on loading our luggage in the boot and demonstrating all the features of the car (trying to earn his tip I guess)...

In doing so he managed to park the keys in the "trunk" along with our suitcases and effectively demonstrated it's superior locking facility. We then had to wait about an hour while they hunted unsuccessfully for spare keys but eventually he and his colleagues managed to trip one of the door locks with a 'slimjim?'.

Wouldn't have minded so much, mistakes happen... but I'll admit I was a little shocked the guy still wanted a tip after all that! He acted really quite wounded over it but the only tip he got from me was instructional.

ukaskew

10,642 posts

222 months

Thursday 13th August 2015
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Cabot Circus in Bristol, yesterday. Pretty generous spaces as things go (my car was within the lines, but still had that gap to the lines in the pic you can see here), unfortunately busy car park + me trying to get my 11 month old in made for a very, very stressful 5 minutes (saying that, had to get a photo!)



Edited by ukaskew on Thursday 13th August 19:55

dxg

8,235 posts

261 months

Friday 14th August 2015
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ukaskew said:
Cabot Circus in Bristol, yesterday. Pretty generous spaces as things go (my car was within the lines, but still had that gap to the lines in the pic you can see here), unfortunately busy car park + me trying to get my 11 month old in made for a very, very stressful 5 minutes (saying that, had to get a photo!)



Edited by ukaskew on Thursday 13th August 19:55
UK's most apt username...

thetapeworm

11,265 posts

240 months

Friday 14th August 2015
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Dear Civic driver, notice anything different between your parking and the 100s of other cars?


KAgantua

3,905 posts

132 months

Friday 14th August 2015
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thetapeworm said:
Dear Civic driver, notice anything different between your parking and the 100s of other cars?

Did you paint this pic in oils????

Medic-one

3,109 posts

204 months

Friday 14th August 2015
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Maybach (apparently) parked incorrect, towcar comes to tow/lift car away, but it's a bit too heavy biggrin

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6674781/0800e951/m...

thetapeworm

11,265 posts

240 months

Friday 14th August 2015
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KAgantua said:
Did you paint this pic in oils????
Yes
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