The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]
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matchmaker said:
Latest - phoned Police Scotland expressing my concern that this car is causing an obstruction on a bus route as well as apparently not existing.
Reaction? "No available resources". Useless bds! No doubt they have plenty of resources to catch motorists doing 31mph in a 30mph limit.
Reminds me of that story where a man rings up the police to report a burglar breaking into his shed. The police response is that there are no available units in the area.Reaction? "No available resources". Useless bds! No doubt they have plenty of resources to catch motorists doing 31mph in a 30mph limit.
Two minutes later he calls the police back to say not to bother as he had shot the intruder.. 5 mins later 3 armed response units a dog van and the helicopter arrive
'You said you shot him' said the police
'You said no-one was available ' said the man..
Saw this recently as I went to get coffee. First time I've seen so many spaces used by one car (other than on here!) interestingly the car in front appears to have chosen their spot after the BMW despite many spaces away from what appears to be a terrible driver!
It's not even aligned to the tree-kerb!
matchmaker said:
Latest - phoned Police Scotland expressing my concern that this car is causing an obstruction on a bus route as well as apparently not existing.
Reaction? "No available resources". Useless bds! No doubt they have plenty of resources to catch motorists doing 31mph in a 30mph limit.
You could have said someone was bleeding to death in it. Actually,no,that wont work Reaction? "No available resources". Useless bds! No doubt they have plenty of resources to catch motorists doing 31mph in a 30mph limit.
Jimmy Recard said:
"Wen I gwow up I wanna be just like my Dadda"Not a very illustrative photo so don't look like much, but it's this road here, a proper squeeze with cars parked tight:
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.5597944,-0.17263...
As the last large enough remaining P&D space was opposite him I had to stick two wheels on the kerb on my side just so a car could physically pass between us, I actually only took the photo so if camdens parking ticket crooks fine me I could present it in appeal (although the scumbags usually just up the fine if you appeal) - ironically his pathetic abandonment of his bloated mum-wagen wouldn't have presented him the same issue.
I got back 20 mins later just in time to see him walking back and having the temerity to tut at the mirror which was now hanging off.... serves you right dickwad.. Seriously it's a cliche I know but if thats the best you can do buy an (old) mini...
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