The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]

The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]

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Cliftonite

8,408 posts

138 months

Tuesday 24th November 2015
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Ari said:
You feel free, I'm just stating the facts. biggrin

(Although I am curious to know why you think a motorcycle parking area would have a 'no motorcycles' sign. Are you imagining that the sign to the left and back a bit is 'no children'?)

Edited by Ari on Tuesday 24th November 09:57
Well, it started off as a sort of joke. But seems it wasn't funny. But I never know when to stop digging. So, yes, 'Children Prohibited'

Now there's an idea! idea

smile



Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

183 months

Tuesday 24th November 2015
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Chip shop was open so why not park on a blind junction?

Ari

19,347 posts

215 months

Tuesday 24th November 2015
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Cliftonite said:
Ari said:
You feel free, I'm just stating the facts. biggrin

(Although I am curious to know why you think a motorcycle parking area would have a 'no motorcycles' sign. Are you imagining that the sign to the left and back a bit is 'no children'?)

Edited by Ari on Tuesday 24th November 09:57
Well, it started off as a sort of joke. But seems it wasn't funny. But I never know when to stop digging. So, yes, 'Children Prohibited'

Now there's an idea! idea

smile
Aaaaahhhh.... No, sorry, didn't get it at all. biggrin

Agree about the 'no children' parking though, an inspired idea. An area where you can park without fear of a six year old flinging his/her door open into your car. thumbup

Hooli

32,278 posts

200 months

Tuesday 24th November 2015
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Greshamst said:
This isn't bad parking, it's great parking, I just didn't know where else to put it...

Hats off to this person. Makes me itchy to see how close they are! Could be interesting if you had an argument with the girlfriend and wanted to leave them in there

Old Mercs have brilliant turning circles so are easy to park properly.

Cliftonite said:
Well, it started off as a sort of joke. But seems it wasn't funny. But I never know when to stop digging. So, yes, 'Children Prohibited'

Now there's an idea! idea

smile
Now that's a sign that belongs on EVERY pub door & almost every shop door.

Vipers

32,880 posts

228 months

Tuesday 24th November 2015
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Forgot the camera, but came out of our local post office heading off to the left of the pic to my car parked down the road, and alongside the yellow parking restriction plate on the post was a 4 x 4 totally on the pavement and of course a bend, and double yellows, so my choice, go in the road or the grass.

Sitting in the said vehicle were two fat "ladies" smoking, so assume they had let another off to visit the post office, or the co-op for more pies. I said "Good parking" which resulted in a grunt...... By the way just to the right is some parking space, which was empty, but would mean "Walking" about 10 metres to the shop, God forbid.

Note where the landy s parked on double yellows, most choose this rather than walk a few yards to the shop.






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Edited by Vipers on Tuesday 24th November 21:05

TheInsanity1234

740 posts

119 months

Tuesday 24th November 2015
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Greshamst said:
This isn't bad parking, it's great parking, I just didn't know where else to put it...

Hats off to this person. Makes me itchy to see how close they are! Could be interesting if you had an argument with the girlfriend and wanted to leave them in there

Reminds me of last year, a chap I saw parking his brand new Lexus (was a few days after the number plates switched over to 64, and he had a 64 plate Lexus) parking where the Audi is here. He backed into the space incredibly close to the wall, then pulled forwards. Lo and behold, his rear bumper then got caught on something, and was yanked off halfway... Couldn't decide whether to laugh or pity the chap.

ColdoRS

1,803 posts

127 months

Wednesday 25th November 2015
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Considerate RR driver next to my Nissan Sentra, fortunately I care little about it so still managed to squeeze my 6ft5", 19stone frame in anyway....

In fairness the spaces are small but little excuse for ignorance like that, in my opinion.

jbsportstech

5,069 posts

179 months

Wednesday 25th November 2015
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rambo19 said:
Must admit, I would of blocked them in, but my daily driver is a shed.
the only reason to block them in is a) there is nowhere else to park and b) your not blocking someone else.

10/1 you do and its a wheelchair user or something. I once saw a bmw coupe that had been badly keyed in parent and child bay. Guy comes back with badly disabled young girl. Ok he wasn't in the right space but hey it wasn't some normal bmw coupe chump.

5-Oh

206 posts

107 months

Wednesday 25th November 2015
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Amazed I am the first one in with this -


The Moose

22,847 posts

209 months

Wednesday 25th November 2015
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TheInsanity1234 said:
Couldn't decide whether to laugh or pity the chap.
What would you laugh?! confused

Ej74

1,038 posts

185 months

Wednesday 25th November 2015
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Station Car Park - I can confirm owner of the car is a T**T (its not me)



This is me (was given permission to park over multiple spaces - should have been more creative !



Our European Cousins know how to park correctly (this is an official car park !)


smithyithy

7,240 posts

118 months

Wednesday 25th November 2015
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Why would someone give you permission to park over two spaces? confused

Jim1556

1,771 posts

156 months

Wednesday 25th November 2015
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smithyithy said:
Why would someone give you permission to park over two spaces? confused
Indeed, especially as it looks rather busy! rolleyes

Ej74

1,038 posts

185 months

Wednesday 25th November 2015
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Tourist car park in cornwall
The car park empties pretty rapidly after 6 pm

Free opportunity to park like a t##t

TheInsanity1234

740 posts

119 months

Wednesday 25th November 2015
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The Moose said:
TheInsanity1234 said:
Couldn't decide whether to laugh or pity the chap.
What would you laugh?! confused
Because I am a horrible person and I enjoy other people's misfortune.

But then if I cocked up like that, I wouldn't have a issue with others laughing at me, I'd just get it sorted out and chalk it up to experience.

Cliftonite

8,408 posts

138 months

Wednesday 25th November 2015
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The Moose said:
TheInsanity1234 said:
Couldn't decide whether to laugh or pity the chap.
What would you laugh?! confused
Because schadenfreude.

teacher


Steff1965

1,128 posts

195 months

Thursday 26th November 2015
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berlintaxi said:
jbsportstech said:
Lucas CAV said:
Private plate AND bad parking. Just now in sunny Smethwick.
a5/a7 only driven by total knobs its the law. Audi have the total c u n t test you pass before you can purchase one.

You have to want to kill all cyclist and by a master undertaker. On the test drive if you meet an ambulance you must overtake it.
I bet in your head that sounded really clever and funny.rolleyes
You'll get used to his Jealous and sick comments. He referred to the disabled as "fat smoking whales" on a thread and slags off anyone with a better car than his.

AlexRS2782

8,046 posts

213 months

Sunday 29th November 2015
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2 from my mate this afternoon. It seems the neighbours pavement parking is slowly spreading to other residents / visitors. Surprisingly, the soft roader in the first picture is nothing to do with the on-going bad parking neighbours but related to the van / aygo in the second picture.

Judging by the unhappy reaction by the regular pavement parking neighbours, when they returned later in the afternoon, they didn't seem particularly impressed that someone else had dared to park in "their" area laugh



Hol

8,409 posts

200 months

Monday 30th November 2015
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AlexRS2782 said:
2 from my mate this afternoon. It seems the neighbours pavement parking is slowly spreading to other residents / visitors. Surprisingly, the soft roader in the first picture is nothing to do with the on-going bad parking neighbours but related to the van / aygo in the second picture.

Judging by the unhappy reaction by the regular pavement parking neighbours, when they returned later in the afternoon, they didn't seem particularly impressed that someone else had dared to park in "their" arealaugh


It was bound to happen after a while.

Id probably do the same and stop using my drive/park my second car there permanently to inconveience them for a change.

Im sure somebody will point out the error in my argument, as by retaliating I am somehow worse than the anti-social tard that decided he was 'special'.

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

197 months

Monday 30th November 2015
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Wasn't this an issue many pages back - I'm sure I recognise that road/those cars...
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