The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]

[JockySteer]

justtourin1 said:

The better half returned to her car (Polo) to find the owner of the Honda thought this was acceptable parking in the local Sainsburys

That's appalling. I would've stuck around until the mongda owner turned up to share some choice words.

[budgie smuggler]

JockySteer said:

That's appalling. I would've stuck around until the mongda owner turned up to share some choice words.

I imagine the type of person who parks like that, wouldn't exactly be receptive to constructive criticism.

Wish I had a supply of these stickers to pop on the back of cars parked like that:

[AMG Merc]

JockySteer said:

justtourin1 said:

The better half returned to her car (Polo) to find the owner of the Honda thought this was acceptable parking in the local Sainsburys

That's appalling. I would've stuck around until the mongda owner turned up to share some choice words.

+1

[rambo19]

justtourin1 said:

The better half returned to her car (Polo) to find the owner of the Honda thought this was acceptable parking in the local Sainsburys

I would of let a tyre down.

[Hoofy]

rambo19 said:

justtourin1 said:

The better half returned to her car (Polo) to find the owner of the Honda thought this was acceptable parking in the local Sainsburys

I would of let a tyre down.

I wouldn't purposely damage their car but in my attempt to get in, I might leave some paint and a door crease. Science, bhes!

Actually, I don't think I could get in, so they might find me sitting on the boot of their car.

[herewego]

rambo19 said:

justtourin1 said:

The better half returned to her car (Polo) to find the owner of the Honda thought this was acceptable parking in the local Sainsburys

I would of let a tyre down.

Do you really mean you "would of"?

[EazyDuz]

rambo19 said:

I would of let a tyre down.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/education/subjects/zr9d7ty

[Joey336]

On a walk home from work last year

[jhfozzy]

Tesco, Swansea.

[seyre1972]

gtidriver said:

lovely bit of parking.

For Belgium - that is quite good parking (lived/worked in Brussels for 3.5 years) Double/treble parking was often a common sight - and don't get me started on how some of the Diplomats used to drive ......

Further they still have “priority from the right” rule, which gives priority to cars coming from the right unless there are signs or road markings indicating otherwise. Which even if they are most people ignore and blindly throw themselves out onto roundabouts .....

[Writhing]

I'm a bit disappointed with this guy. With a bit more effort he could have got into 4 disabled bays.


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[giblet]

I forgot about this thread and missed out on all the fun!

Chris-uzp7h said:

giblet said:

This prize plum in the Crown Point Retail Park in Leeds this morning

Did you ever consider that this wasn't bad parking and actually cleverly thought through to deter others from parking next to me and banging their doors against my new car....I'm guessing not based on my assumption on your low level of intelligence, wondering round taking pictures of cars you'll never own. All the best you sad sad person...regards, prize plum

That thought did cross my mind as I parked up in my new (to me) car in a regular spot like a normal person. I guess my lowly and common Lexus ISF isn't quite up to the majestic heights of a Audi TT. I also guess Audi include a massive amount of self entitlement with each car.

Parking like a tosspot merely attracts more attention. I've seen people park like you did and others have just parked right next to them to prove a point. Oddly enough I have seen much flasher metal parked up in the same car park normally. I've parked bigger cars in there without any issues including a few XJ's and a XJR.

I'll admit that I'm not the best driver on earth and occasionally my parking isn't spot on but I've never parked across two sodding spots. But hey, you can keep parking like a prize plum and I'll keep calling you out on it.

Butter Face said:

JQ said:

DoubleD said:

S93 said:

You could have tucked it right up against the curb, no need to park like a ter.

Yeah but you'll never own a TT!

Unlike giblet who only owns an ISF, pauper!

No Audi badge = Sad, sad person

I'm just a (sad) poor boy, nobody loves me! I can only dream of owning a TT.

tuneltek said:

I am usually terrible at parking,its a running joke with my friends.
My attitude is,if its safe it doesnt need to be precision /tidy parking, seriously have better things to worry about....
At the Sunday Service i was literally laughing out loud at the shocking parking all over the car park...ferrari,s and lambos abandoned at any angle...cars parked with the white line smack in the middle.

But not one photo or bhin about it on this thread....double standards?

name and shame the bad parkers....maybe we could introduce lessons at the next SS so we pistonheaders can wear our smiley stickers with pride, knowing we are all good at parking
much like the caravan club ..if you have the sticker ,its common knowledge you can reverse park a caravan..its part of the package when you join

A PHSS is a different kettle of fish to a regular car park though. Like I said above, I'm not the greatest person when it comes to parking but people are highlighting utterly stupid and unsafe parking in this thread.

thetapeworm said:

They have some great bargains in TKMaxx don't they?

I love a good bargain!

[Hoofy]

Writhing said:

I'm a bit disappointed with this guy. With a bit more effort he could have got into 4 disabled bays.

Wow. He must win some kind of award.

[Vipers]

Joey336 said:

On a walk home from work last year

I am guessing the twunt with the white car wanted to park as close to his front door as possible.

[Joey336]

Vipers said:

I am guessing the twunt with the white car wanted to park as close to his front door as possible.

You would think so, that makes him slightly more of an idiot, but every car in them photos is actually parked fully on the pavement

[Fastdruid]

Spotted this one today, bit of an odd car park with double parking. I could kind of understand if they'd parked that far out further forwards, they could then have got out from the "blocked in space" past the kerb but as it stands its just terrible parking.

[Vipers]

Joey336 said:

Vipers said:

I am guessing the twunt with the white car wanted to park as close to his front door as possible.

You would think so, that makes him slightly more of an idiot, but every car in them photos is actually parked fully on the pavement

Strange how wide that pavement is, must be a busy place

[Bluedot]

Is it just because so many examples in this topic are highlighted of drivers deciding their cars are above all others and take up two spaces straddling the white lines or is it just becoming a more 'accepted thing' ?

[Cobalt Blue]

Bad parking? One to beat! http://www.shropshirestar.com/news/2016/02/12/park...

[baldy1926]

Cobalt Blue said:

Bad parking? One to beat! http://www.shropshirestar.com/news/2016/02/12/park...

They should have their licence revoked for that