The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]

[Greshamst]

Landscape GARDENIG says it all really.

Although Danny has thoughtfully painted his mobile number on his badly parked truck so you can call him up and tell him what you think of his great parking taking up 4 spaces.

Edited by Greshamst on Monday 6th June 14:40

[oldnbold]

Spotted these two tewats today within a few spaces of each other. Now I get the recent comments about defensive parking, avoiding door pings etc. But no excuse for this type of parking in the row nearest to the main door of a supermarket. Plenty of opportunity to park on the end of a row and have 2 wheels in the x hatching or park like this in a far corner FFS.

[LanceRS]

This was my 17 year old at the weekend, he couldn't understand why we were laughing and refused to move it.


When we got back to it we found this!

[Iva Barchetta]

One of these is facing the wrong way in a one way street.

[Vipers]

Iva Barchetta said:

One of these is facing the wrong way in a one way street.

So the policeman says to the motorists, "Sir, do you know this is a one way street"

Man says "No"

Policeman says "Didn't you see the arrows"

Man says "Arrows! Didn't even see the bloody Indians"

Boom boom

[Janesy B]

Greshamst said:

Landscape GARDENIG says it all really.

Although Danny has thoughtfully painted his mobile number on his badly parked truck so you can call him up and tell him what you think of his great parking taking up 4 spaces.

Edited by Greshamst on Monday 6th June 14:40

That looks like a man who needs some help with his PPI claim

[CoolC]

This just popped up on a local facebook page.

[SidJames]

My wife watched this guy actually park this van in the corner of a small (full) car park, blocking in 3-4 cars.....then he pissed off to the barbers over the road. Several owners trawled the local business's before locating him, and he laughed it off!

What a twunt.

[vikingaero]

SidJames said:

My wife watched this guy actually park this van in the corner of a small (full) car park, blocking in 3-4 cars.....then he pissed off to the barbers over the road. Several owners trawled the local business's before locating him, and he laughed it off!

What a twunt.

There's a space where the woman is standing!

[DoubleD]

SidJames said:

My wife watched this guy actually park this van in the corner of a small (full) car park, blocking in 3-4 cars.....then he pissed off to the barbers over the road. Several owners trawled the local business's before locating him, and he laughed it off!

What a twunt.

That Vauxhall looks to be badly parked

[ashleyman]

[Vipers]

DoubleD said:

SidJames said:

My wife watched this guy actually park this van in the corner of a small (full) car park, blocking in 3-4 cars.....then he pissed off to the barbers over the road. Several owners trawled the local business's before locating him, and he laughed it off!

What a twunt.

That Vauxhall looks to be badly parked

If the space next to the white van is a parking bay,, maybe the Vauxhall isnt in a bay at all, preventing anyone getting into the bay next to the van, either way, what a tard for just abandoning a vehicle blocking people in.

[WD39]

vikingaero said:

SidJames said:

My wife watched this guy actually park this van in the corner of a small (full) car park, blocking in 3-4 cars.....then he pissed off to the barbers over the road. Several owners trawled the local business's before locating him, and he laughed it off!

What a twunt.

There's a space where the woman is standing!

No, she's parked, but badly.

[Vipers]

In a fairly busy car park, supermarket Saturday shoppers, the mini and Beema are parked. Woman in the Range Rover breezes up and deposits it half way across two bays.

She got out, walked around the Rover to admire her parking skills. Got in and moved forward, waste of time, see second photo.





As I was leaving, the mini and Beema had gone, making her look an even bigger tard.




Mind you maybe her eye sight isn't that good, on the sign in front of her it does say "Park within the marked bays", no exemptions for Rovers. The other one in the picture seems to have managed OK.

[RammyMP]

ashleyman said:

I hate people parking like this, it's bloody ignorant but they are probably oblivious to the problems they cause!

[Vipers]

ashleyman said:

Presumably all the spaces on both,sides of the road were full, guess that would explain it.

Or was it further from his front door

[ashleyman]

Vipers said:

Presumably all the spaces on both,sides of the road were full, guess that would explain it.

Or was it further from his front door

The bays were full and people were parked on the lines in front of him. He could have parked it in the empty end space on my right but he didn't so that's where I parked. (I arrived after him)

[Vipers]

ashleyman said:

Vipers said:

Presumably all the spaces on both,sides of the road were full, guess that would explain it.

Or was it further from his front door

The bays were full and people were parked on the lines in front of him. He could have parked it in the empty end space on my right but he didn't so that's where I parked. (I arrived after him)

Thanks for that, that's me told, at least you didn't block the corner. I wonder at times when the HC says you shouldn't park within 10 metres of a junction, then bother painting yellow lines on the road. Not that anyone takes any notice of it.

[AJXX1]

LanceRS said:

This was my 17 year old at the weekend, he couldn't understand why we were laughing and refused to move it.


When we got back to it we found this!

30 quid HID "upgrade" kit off eBay by any chance?

All I can look at is the awful glare.

[Cliftonite]

There was room in front of the car at least equivalent to the overhang shown here.