The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]

[Vipers]

FunkyNige said:

Vipers said:

fatboy69 said:

This dickweed parks like this every day. No need for it. The guy is a twunt.

Duct tape is the answer..............

Not that I would.

White masking tape to line up with the actual markings...?

Thinking more of the lines what they did in the forces. Duct tape across the windscreen, and magic marker saying "Don't park here", it's a bugger getting the tape off. You didn't do that twice.

[djfaulkner]

Probably seemed like a good idea at the time......

Edited by djfaulkner on Wednesday 20th August 14:34

[GregK2]

djfaulkner said:

Probably seemed like a good idea at the time......

[m8rky]

djfaulkner said:

Probably seemed like a good idea at the time......

Edited by djfaulkner on Wednesday 20th August 14:34

Is it just me that thinks stuff like this should be 3 points and a couple of hundred quid fine?

[PurpleMoonlight]

djfaulkner said:

Probably seemed like a good idea at the time......

Edited by djfaulkner on Wednesday 20th August 14:34

Are you parked on the pavement too?

[djfaulkner]

PurpleMoonlight said:

Are you parked on the pavement too?

Nope, just briefly stopped in the side road to take the picture

[silverfoxcc]

m8rky said:

djfaulkner said:

Probably seemed like a good idea at the time......

Edited by djfaulkner on Wednesday 20th August 14:34

Is it just me that thinks stuff like this should be 3 points and a couple of hundred quid fine?

both of these qualify for a FPN of parking on DYL

Not many people know that the restriction is from the extreme edges of the highway.ie wll to wall or hedge to hedge.
I bet they think tht as they are 'outside' the DYL they are OK where is the plod or a council CEO when you need them

[Rawwr]

djfaulkner said:

Probably seemed like a good idea at the time......

Edited by djfaulkner on Wednesday 20th August 14:34

I know it's wrong to tout the stereotype of the white, German diesel but...

[av185]

Rawwr said:

djfaulkner said:

Probably seemed like a good idea at the time......

Edited by djfaulkner on Wednesday 20th August 14:34

I know it's wrong to tout the stereotype of the white, German diesel but...

..........you have anyway.............but what else can you expect from some so called perceived 'aspirational' brand owners..........:

[Liquid Knight]

fatboy69 said:

This dickweed parks like this every day. No need for it. The guy is a twunt.

Trolley jack and push.

[grayme]

Liquid Knight said:

fatboy69 said:

This dickweed parks like this every day. No need for it. The guy is a twunt.

Trolley jack and push.

or Tip and roll

[Mr SFJ]

grayme said:

Liquid Knight said:

fatboy69 said:

This dickweed parks like this every day. No need for it. The guy is a twunt.

Trolley jack and push.

or Tip and roll

3 packs of cheap 50m cling film, wrap, and enjoy

[Hackney]

Just went down to my car to find this


This is the space behind him / her.

[Vipers]

Hackney said:

Just went down to my car to find this

Action!

But the way, why can't we see any sign of a white line alongside your car

[zedx19]

Vipers said:

Hackney said:

Just went down to my car to find this

Action!

But the way, why can't we see any sign of a white line alongside your car

Unless the lines don't run through, you must be taking up 2 spaces?

[FBP1]

GetCarter said:

irocfan said:

GetCarter said:

ETA.. that is the police station in the right hand background.

Edited by GetCarter on Friday 8th August 11:53

no number plate either?

I edited out the number plate to avoid even more embarrassment.

Nice dob of oppo.

Queef

[Hackney]

zedx19 said:

Vipers said:

Hackney said:

Just went down to my car to find this

Action!

But the way, why can't we see any sign of a white line alongside your car

Unless the lines don't run through, you must be taking up 2 spaces?

I am. Principally because of the number of people who can't park. Most of the car park is made up of 2 spaces between 2 concrete pillars.
My favourite space is the single space between to pillars as no-one was ever brave enough to go for those, until someone started parallel parking over two spaces (length-wise).

As there are plenty of spaces available I tend to go for two wide so no-one parkes next to me.

[grayme]

Hackney said:

zedx19 said:

Vipers said:

Hackney said:

Just went down to my car to find this

Action!

But the way, why can't we see any sign of a white line alongside your car

Unless the lines don't run through, you must be taking up 2 spaces?

I am. Principally because of the number of people who can't park. Most of the car park is made up of 2 spaces between 2 concrete pillars.
My favourite space is the single space between to pillars as no-one was ever brave enough to go for those, until someone started parallel parking over two spaces (length-wise).

As there are plenty of spaces available I tend to go for two wide so no-one parkes next to me.

Nice tin hat...

[Vipers]

Hackney said:

Principally because of the number of people who can't park.

Oh dear!

Sorry couldn't help myself.

[OGR4M]

This example from work looks like the kind of situation in which the occupant(s) of the vehicle had gotten out long before the vehicle was stationary: