The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]

[DMAndy]

[driverrob]

DMAndy said:

HJ15 DWE - buffoon

[mp3manager]

I had trouble getting into my car with this Mazda fkwit parking so close to my car.



Meathead in an RS, (is there any other type?), parks in a disabled space without showing a badge, whilst he goes to the local gym.



Meathead is back again and can't park within the lines.

[Hoofy]

mp3manager said:

I had trouble getting into my car with this Mazda fkwit parking so close to my car.

Seriously? Are you obese? That's standard parking gaps in most modern car parks.

Also, is that a disabled spot?

[snobetter]

I'm thinking he's disabled, hence being in a disabled spot and needing the room that should have been provided.

[Stickyfinger]

Hoofy said:

Seriously? Are you obese? That's standard parking gaps in most modern car parks.

Also, is that a disabled spot?

doh !

[zedx19]

Hoofy said:

Seriously? Are you obese? That's standard parking gaps in most modern car parks.

Also, is that a disabled spot?

I think there's a clue in the space he has parked in...

[Hoofy]

I can barely see any badge on any of the cars.

[Hoofy]

zedx19 said:

I think there's a clue in the space he has parked in...

A better clue would be a disabled badge on his car which I looked for before posting.

[thetapeworm]

I thought I was going to end up permanently disabled when I got in to a new Type-R - the stiff bolster on the seat base gave my gooch a right old bashing.

[gtidriver]

4space Parker in city Europe earlier today.

[Sticks.]

mp3manager said:

I had trouble getting into my car with this Mazda fkwit parking so close to my car.



Meathead in an RS, (is there any other type?), parks in a disabled space without showing a badge, whilst he goes to the local gym.



Meathead is back again and can't park within the lines.

You get this at my gym a lot. When I've mentioned it they do something about it, for a while anyway.

[mollytherocker]

gtidriver said:

4space Parker in city Europe earlier today.

What an utter wk loaf.

[peteA]

Not a blue badge in site...not there long though...just picking up a sausage role so all ok...

[thetapeworm]

The general consensus last time was that while mildly annoying the parking at the end of my drive could be worse, I agree.

However this has been here for two days, they have their own driveway (with a car on it that they could block in) and there are numerous visitor spaces available.

The thing that gets me the most though is that a year ago this family had both cars stolen with keys following a break-in, is this a ploy to prevent this by having my house burgled instead?

[AH33]

No sign is going to stop me parking!



(It's an ambulance zone outside a nursing home. Access needed 24/7.)



PEE-NUS

[AH33]

SickAsAParrot said:

We were packing up our stuff after a day trip to Durham when this knuckledragger just dumps his clown car right in front of us and shambles off towards the footbridge, presumably looking for the tree his parents live in.

Thing is, there were lots of spaces right next to the bridge, he could have saved himself some time and not looked like a complete douchenozzle.

Not disputing his knobness, but a mk6 fiesta isn't really a "clown car".

Also, Durham is the best looking city in the UK.

[gtidriver]

st parking and non electric car in electric car charging bay.

Edited by gtidriver on Friday 26th August 18:00

[Shaw Tarse]

AH33 said:

SickAsAParrot said:

We were packing up our stuff after a day trip to Durham when this knuckledragger just dumps his clown car right in front of us and shambles off towards the footbridge, presumably looking for the tree his parents live in.

Thing is, there were lots of spaces right next to the bridge, he could have saved himself some time and not looked like a complete douchenozzle.

Not disputing his knobness, but a mk6 fiesta isn't really a "clown car".

So he's a taxi ride from the kerb
But couldn't you drive a bus out of there?

[HTP99]

Completely rammed Aldi car park; I'll just bung my car here:



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