The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]

The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]

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Superflow

1,399 posts

132 months

Friday 2nd December 2016
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Ian_C said:
Along similar lines, this is a very impressive effort...

"Did someone order two kebab and chips here,sorry about your wall"

wack

2,103 posts

206 months

Friday 2nd December 2016
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Geekman said:
I know this will go down like a lead balloon on this thread, but if a van is genuinely delivering I have no problem with them parking illegally. If they found a legal space and walked back for every delivery the entire process would take far too long.
I did some courier work in London for a bit, parking is a nightmare and traffic wardens don't care, self employed couriers can end up working a day for nothing if they get a ticket because it comes out of their pocket, I was delivering emergency medical supplies at night and it was still hard to find a legal parking place within walking distance.

This was some old duffer trying to park next to my van, that's as close as he got to straight on the 3rd attempt, first attempt was as I was walking back to my van , he was looking out the back window , I had to bang on the glass because his front wing was about an inch from mine


Edited by wack on Friday 2nd December 19:44

_Leg_

2,798 posts

211 months

Friday 2nd December 2016
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I can't decide if this is precision parking or st parking.


fatboy18

18,948 posts

211 months

Friday 2nd December 2016
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_Leg_ said:
I can't decide if this is precision parking or st parking.

That Driver has Skils biggrin

csd19

2,191 posts

117 months

Friday 2nd December 2016
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thetapeworm said:
FFS.

There's never a handy shed around when you need one to reverse in beside that Mazda...

thetapeworm

11,231 posts

239 months

Friday 2nd December 2016
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Borrowed from Facebook



Edited by thetapeworm on Monday 12th December 11:16

irocfan

40,487 posts

190 months

Saturday 3rd December 2016
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Ian_C said:
Along similar lines, this is a very impressive effort...

even more impressive...


Hoofy

76,372 posts

282 months

Saturday 3rd December 2016
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irocfan said:
even more impressive...

Was that a powerslide before the "parking manoeuvre"?

Centurion07

10,381 posts

247 months

Saturday 3rd December 2016
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irocfan said:
even more impressive...

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Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Saturday 3rd December 2016
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Maximum chopper points at the junction of Greville Road and Coleridge Road in Cambridge today:
- assuming that a wide pavement is a free parking area because, as the driver of a premium 4x4, you ticked MSoSE on the optio list (Massive Sense of Self Entitlement): check;
- blocking the sight line of people wanting to turn out of the junction: check.

You, sir or madam, are a massively selfish person with no ability to think beyond your own convenience.


adingley84

337 posts

162 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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Look at this moron. Obviously so busy laughing at the S-Max's attempt at parking they themselves missed a HUGE parent and child space both width and length ways!

OK confession time...the Mazda is mine. I was so appalled by my own parking I'm submitting myself! :P


Centurion07

10,381 posts

247 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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Does that count as st parking though if you're equidistant between st-parker and the other car? scratchchin

Finglonga

75 posts

152 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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Enough space for three cars until someone parks the a Fiesta bang in the middle to block anyone else parking.


GOG440

9,247 posts

190 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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thetapeworm said:


I didnt realise you were local to me.

Thats J27 retail park at Birstall

MikeT66

2,680 posts

124 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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Another t**t from the residents' parking area. Driver of MW64HBB, check your mail for your nomination of 'Inconsiderate Ccensoredt Of The Year'.





Hopefully it will read "Your nomination for the 'Inconsiderate Ccensoredt Of The Year' award is due to the outstanding ccensoredtish parking this weekend, managing to display not only a self-centred and unmindful attitude in a small and already over-crowded residents' car-park, but also brilliantly stopping access to a motorbike that was already parked outside a parking bay. The astonishingly selfish attitude it must have taken to abandon your scensoredt-box car where it was is the kind of mentality it takes to win this annual award. Good luck!"

Vipers

32,890 posts

228 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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Finglonga said:
Enough space for three cars until someone parks the a Fiesta bang in the middle to block anyone else parking.

They drive me nuts, and before somesays says there was probably a car there when they parked, most manage it perfectly well with an empty space to play in.




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irocfan

40,487 posts

190 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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MikeT66 said:
Another t**t from the residents' parking area. Driver of MW64HBB, check your mail for your nomination of 'Inconsiderate Ccensoredt Of The Year'.





Hopefully it will read "Your nomination for the 'Inconsiderate Ccensoredt Of The Year' award is due to the outstanding ccensoredtish parking this weekend, managing to display not only a self-centred and unmindful attitude in a small and already over-crowded residents' car-park, but also brilliantly stopping access to a motorbike that was already parked outside a parking bay. The astonishingly selfish attitude it must have taken to abandon your scensoredt-box car where it was is the kind of mentality it takes to win this annual award. Good luck!"
hope the biker takes no care when getting on his bike and getting out.

DoubleD

22,154 posts

108 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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Or maybe they know each other?

Vipers

32,890 posts

228 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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Parking, easy peasy.



For those interested, "M" reg, sorry about crap photo, not my usual phone.




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adingley84

337 posts

162 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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Centurion07 said:
Does that count as st parking though if you're equidistant between st-parker and the other car? scratchchin
You're right, 2 wrongs have indeed balanced themselves out here! :P

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