The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]

The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]

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problemchild1976

1,376 posts

148 months

Sunday 15th January 2017
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thetapeworm said:
fitting 3 cars into 2 parking bays - solving town centre parking..... whats the problem wink

JJ

Europa1

10,923 posts

187 months

Monday 16th January 2017
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Sainsburys, Coldhams Lane, Cambridge on Sunday. Plenty of spaces in the car park, but none of them close enough to the shop for this selfish spacktard. Apologies for the photo being on its side. And for my fat finger being partially in shot.


illmonkey

18,112 posts

197 months

Monday 16th January 2017
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Blocking disabled, 'on' double yellowed and blocking the road. Driver no where to be seen.


cjs racing.

2,463 posts

128 months

Monday 16th January 2017
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I'm amazed at the police saying they can do nothing about this, blocking someone on a drive and stopping them accessing the road is an offense is it not?

Why are some parents so damn lazy, it must take her longer to drive there, than it would to walk.

Ours walk every day, whatever the weather, and we seem to be a minority at the school our kids attend.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4124046/Re...

yellowjack

17,065 posts

165 months

Monday 16th January 2017
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cjs racing. said:
I'm amazed at the police saying they can do nothing about this, blocking someone on a drive and stopping them accessing the road is an offense is it not?

Why are some parents so damn lazy, it must take her longer to drive there, than it would to walk.

Ours walk every day, whatever the weather, and we seem to be a minority at the school our kids attend.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4124046/Re...
Residents should just "grow a set" and play her game by her rules, surely? If she's half on the footway/driveway she's blocking, then a couple of residents' cars snugly parked up close to her bumpers, front and rear, would result in a great deal of inconvenience to this ignorant woman. I'm sure the local police would be super keen to race round to deal with the situation for her. All the better if a third resident has taken the first two off to the local Morrisons cafe for a long, lazy fry-up and refills on their coffees.

Sadly, it seems that fighting fire with fire is the only thing that these idiots understand. Or perhaps the residents could club together and buy a HIAB equipped flatbed lorry, and pick her Disco up and dump it somewhere else? They appear to know where she lives, so perhaps outside HER home. That'd make for interesting mind-games. Or buy a barely legal shed, and park it on her driveway. We've all seen the stories where police refused to move cars parked by holidaymakers on other folks' driveways while they go on holiday. No need to break the law, threaten her, or damage her property, but plenty of quite inventive ways to "get your own back" if you're determined enough...

AMG Merc

11,954 posts

252 months

Monday 16th January 2017
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I believe a bag of tin tacks also works a treat - only need them the once (make sure you clean up properly) wink

mattwhite709

328 posts

98 months

Monday 16th January 2017
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I was Waiting for the frozen sausages hammered in to her front lawn reply 😂😂

mickmcpaddy

1,445 posts

104 months

Monday 16th January 2017
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I was just reading about this, what a self righteous slag. Surely the only answer is buy a scrapper and block her driveway, get out and stab the tyres. Wait until the car is removed for no insurance or whatever and then do it all again.

Munter

31,319 posts

240 months

Monday 16th January 2017
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mickmcpaddy said:
I was just reading about this, what a self righteous slag. Surely the only answer is buy a scrapper and block her driveway, get out and stab the tyres. Wait until the car is removed for no insurance or whatever and then do it all again.
I think two. Both parked legally. Not quite blocking her drive. Making getting in and out a right pain in the personals.

Vipers

32,799 posts

227 months

Monday 16th January 2017
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mickmcpaddy said:
I was just reading about this, what a self righteous slag. Surely the only answer is buy a scrapper and block her driveway, get out and stab the tyres. Wait until the car is removed for no insurance or whatever and then do it all again.
Remove a couple of tyre valves next time she blocks you in.

irocfan

40,153 posts

189 months

Monday 16th January 2017
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yellowjack said:
Residents should just "grow a set" and play her game by her rules, surely? If she's half on the footway/driveway she's blocking, then a couple of residents' cars snugly parked up close to her bumpers, front and rear, would result in a great deal of inconvenience to this ignorant woman. I'm sure the local police would be super keen to race round to deal with the situation for her. All the better if a third resident has taken the first two off to the local Morrisons cafe for a long, lazy fry-up and refills on their coffees.
stuff the fry-up - just several whiskeys each and then you're not allowed to drive....

Rickyy

6,618 posts

218 months

Monday 16th January 2017
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Four spaces!

Hol

8,359 posts

199 months

Monday 16th January 2017
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Have some sympathy.

She is married to Grue from Despicable Me according to the news article.

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Cliftonite

8,406 posts

137 months

csd19

2,170 posts

116 months

Tuesday 17th January 2017
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Munter said:
mickmcpaddy said:
I was just reading about this, what a self righteous slag. Surely the only answer is buy a scrapper and block her driveway, get out and stab the tyres. Wait until the car is removed for no insurance or whatever and then do it all again.
I think two. Both parked legally. Not quite blocking her drive. Making getting in and out a right pain in the personals.
I thought two as well, except just park them on her driveway blocking her in. Stab tyres / remove valves etc etc...

Vipers

32,799 posts

227 months

Tuesday 17th January 2017
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The tards are out in force today BOD Aberdeen, B & Q, and Sainsbury.

The truck has no option, he has pulled in to unload at B &Q but another truck is already there. However no doubt the Vauxhall and his pal are probably parked where they are thinking if they are not actually in the car park, the Parking Eye rules don't apply to them.

The Ford in the middle of the road has just come out of the car park.



The tard in the White Ford probably thinks the same, but chooses to abandon his car over a crossing and dropped slope, to the right of it about 10 metres away is the disabled parking, so anyone trying to cross with a wheel chair would have a problem.





Incidently, loads of spaces in both B & Q and Sainsbury's car park.

Some people.





budgie smuggler

5,359 posts

158 months

Wednesday 18th January 2017
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Vipers said:
The tard in the White Ford probably thinks the same, but chooses to abandon his car over a crossing and dropped slope, to the right of it about 10 metres away is the disabled parking, so anyone trying to cross with a wheel chair would have a problem.





Incidently, loads of spaces in both B & Q and Sainsbury's car park.

Some people.
That is some next level selfishness.

ashleyman

6,963 posts

98 months

Wednesday 18th January 2017
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That white Ford needs a good booting to the passenger side.

Road2Ruin

5,167 posts

215 months

Wednesday 18th January 2017
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Rickyy said:


Four spaces!
Oi it's ambiwlans you tard...Sorry JTW

rambo19

2,737 posts

136 months

Wednesday 18th January 2017
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budgie smuggler said:
That is some next level selfishness.
True, but no one will do anything about it, plod would drive past.
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