The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]

[Rawwr]

Jezzerh said:

Words fail me.

Appropriate number plate, though.

[Biker's Nemesis]

Jezzerh said:

Words fail me.

Which branch is that

[Vipers]

Rawwr said:

Jezzerh said:

Words fail me.

Appropriate number plate, though.

Yup, UFB, I immediately thought of "Useless F*t barsteward"

[Winky151]

Vipers said:

Rawwr said:

Jezzerh said:

Words fail me.

Appropriate number plate, though.

Yup, UFB, I immediately thought of "Useless F*t barsteward"

PeN15

[VladD]

Vipers said:

Yup, UFB, I immediately thought of "Useless F*t barsteward"

I thought Penis, Useless fking bd.

[Vipers]

Winky151 said:

Vipers said:

Rawwr said:

Jezzerh said:

Words fail me.

Appropriate number plate, though.

Yup, UFB, I immediately thought of "Useless F*t barsteward"

PeN15

Think we have him neatly sewn up.

[mattyn1]

I still dread seeing my car in this thread!

[Jezzerh]

Biker's Nemesis said:

Which branch is that

Doncaster.

[Hackney]

Last Friday at Flitwick station car park.
I walked up to the car just to make sure no-one was in it. Even now I still can't quite believe it was left like this

[Vipers]

mattyn1 said:

I still dread seeing my car in this thread!

That's why I stayed with my car whilst the OH nipped in Boots. Either the Focus drove through or reversed in, either way, no need to check the back end, that will do, doesn't matter they have loads of room in the front and half in the bay behind them.

I reversed the Volvo, and st scared the focus buggered off and some enterprising PH jumped out with a camer to show my front hanging out and all the room at the back end.

[nonsequitur]

mattyn1 said:

I still dread seeing my car in this thread!

Park neatly within those white line thingy's and sleep well.

[Hackney]

Funky Panda said:

Saw this last week. I defense of the 3 series the 1 series was parked first but a pretty poor show all round

The 3 Series *could* have gone into the space next to the Saab though and left the 1Series looking like the only knob

[NickCQ]

Hackney said:

The 3 Series *could* have gone into the space next to the Saab though and left the 1Series looking like the only knob

I see no Saabs! That's an Audi isn't it on the left?

[Trabi601]

DickyC said:

The In and Out lanes at Chieveley Services; a rich source of hilarity. There are three entrances and one exit. The end one is the exit. I had to get a single car transporter past the Bentley and turn left without hitting anything. Sometimes I park opposite in the HGV parking area but the others drivers are a bit sniffy.

Shocking car park design there, though. Almost every time I have the misfortune to stop there, someone has parked like that.

[DickyC]

Trabi601 said:

DickyC said:

Chieveley Services.

Shocking car park design there, though. Almost every time I have the misfortune to stop there, someone has parked like that.

It's hopeless. But it's not simple pedantry that prevents me from exiting via a more convenient entrance. When I have tried it in the past when the services is busy I've come face to face with someone trying to get in who knows his rights. I find it easier to flog through the system, tangled though it is.

[Europa1]

Came home again last night to find the bins on the street not emptied; the cause was yet again some self-absorbed, inconsiderate onanist of a train commuter who had parked like a complete spacktard meaning the bin lorry couldn't get through.

[MisterWhippy]

Car park had plenty of spaces as well! (Evident by the space next to it)

[Cliftonite]

Europa1 said:

Came home again last night to find the bins on the street not emptied; the cause was yet again some self-absorbed, inconsiderate onanist of a train commuter who had parked like a complete spacktard meaning the bin lorry couldn't get through.

This is surely a Police matter if this is the only suitable route available for, e.g. Ambulance and Fire Service vehicles?

[Lowtimer]

Yes, that is an obstruction offence

[Ali Chappussy]

parked liked this when we went into Pizza Hut and it hadn't moved nearly 90 minutes later. Some people!