Badly modified cars thread Mk2

Badly modified cars thread Mk2

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DannyScene

6,631 posts

156 months

Monday 16th February 2015
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LordHaveMurci said:
Feast your eyes on this beauty!
I think I've seen that audi in the metal, either that or there is more than 1!!
I spotted it in Harrogate, bloody horrible thing

Escort3500

11,915 posts

146 months

Monday 16th February 2015
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DannyScene said:
LordHaveMurci said:
Feast your eyes on this beauty!
I think I've seen that audi in the metal, either that or there is more than 1!!
I spotted it in Harrogate, bloody horrible thing
"Metal", don't you mean papier-mâché? smile

LordHaveMurci

12,045 posts

170 months

Monday 16th February 2015
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DannyScene said:
LordHaveMurci said:
Feast your eyes on this beauty!
I think I've seen that audi in the metal, either that or there is more than 1!!
I spotted it in Harrogate, bloody horrible thing
Spotted this bad boy in Devon, hopefully it's the same one wink !

DannyScene

6,631 posts

156 months

Monday 16th February 2015
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LordHaveMurci said:
DannyScene said:
LordHaveMurci said:
Feast your eyes on this beauty!
I think I've seen that audi in the metal, either that or there is more than 1!!
I spotted it in Harrogate, bloody horrible thing
Spotted this bad boy in Devon, hopefully it's the same one wink !
Holy st so there are 2 blind people actively driving on the UK roads!! Terrifying.

irocfan

40,520 posts

191 months

Negative Creep

24,988 posts

228 months

Tuesday 17th February 2015
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Look how depressed that poor thing is



On the upside, the chances of it being put out of its misery soon seem fairly promising

Edited by Negative Creep on Tuesday 17th February 23:03

Flibble

6,475 posts

182 months

Wednesday 18th February 2015
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You wouldn't want to have a head on in that thing; head/chest hitting that steering wheel instead of an airbag, ouch!

OlberJ

14,101 posts

234 months

Wednesday 18th February 2015
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Negative Creep said:
Look how depressed that poor thing is



On the upside, the chances of it being put out of its misery soon seem fairly promising

Edited by Negative Creep on Tuesday 17th February 23:03
If that doesn't have a voice like Alan Rikman, I'll be disappointed.

aka_kerrly

12,419 posts

211 months

Wednesday 18th February 2015
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irocfan said:
Built by a chap I know from a otherwise scrap Corrado, it was a terrible state with a smashed up Reiger bodykit when he first got it. It's mainly used as a joke to annoy various VW forums but the owner is absolutely spot on, every bit a car enthusiast and a very handy mechanic so although at first glance these cars may appear lobbed together there is a lot of high grade components involved.

Here are a couple of his other creations for you to pass judgement on and waffle about chavs/rats/ruined suspension and all the other cliches that are rolled out...


The Scirocco is particularly interesting being a half and half rat/restoration.

scarble

5,277 posts

158 months

Wednesday 18th February 2015
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Sounds to me like it's got an illegal exhaust, wide arches probably filled out with spacers rather than longer arms, stretched tires, diesel engine fitted by someone other than him (showing his level of mechanical skill there) and a seriously dodgy steering wheel.
I suspect the collapsible column is still there but other than that, it doesn't look all that safe, let alone comfortable.
He also says "the car is sold with no MOT and no TAX but I don't really see why it shouldn't pass another one pretty easily." which really doesn't make it clear whether he's MOTed it since the mods, I suspect not.
By all means correct me.
Perhaps if it is all as good as you say, you can help your friend re-write the ebay listing to reflect this?

Edited by scarble on Wednesday 18th February 15:01

Negative Creep

24,988 posts

228 months

Wednesday 18th February 2015
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scarble said:
He also says "the car is sold with no MOT and no TAX but I don't really see why it shouldn't pass another one pretty easily."
Translation - it's been sat around for ages and I know it would cost far too much to get on the road, so I'm cutting my losses

shakotan

10,709 posts

197 months

Thursday 19th February 2015
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scarble said:
Sounds to me like it's got an illegal exhaust, wide arches probably filled out with spacers rather than longer arms, stretched tires, diesel engine fitted by someone other than him (showing his level of mechanical skill there) and a seriously dodgy steering wheel.
I suspect the collapsible column is still there but other than that, it doesn't look all that safe, let alone comfortable.
He also says "the car is sold with no MOT and no TAX but I don't really see why it shouldn't pass another one pretty easily." which really doesn't make it clear whether he's MOTed it since the mods, I suspect not.
By all means correct me.
Perhaps if it is all as good as you say, you can help your friend re-write the ebay listing to reflect this?

Edited by scarble on Wednesday 18th February 15:01
Sounds to me like you don't know half the fk you're talking about.

You see the dish on the original wheels? Knowing what offsets they come in, they'd be no need for spacers. How about the exhaust, tell me what you think makes it illegal?

xRIEx

8,180 posts

149 months

Thursday 19th February 2015
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shakotan said:
Sounds to me like you don't know half the fk you're talking about.

scarble

5,277 posts

158 months

Thursday 19th February 2015
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The exhaust is a front exit straight through with two motorbike cans, which I would imagine is not only illegally aloud but obnoxiously so too, though it is a turbo diesel, so perhaps not..

As for the wheels, the centre of the rear wheels is outside where the original bodywork was, it even looks as though the inside of the wheel is further out than the hub would have originally been, so either it's spaced or the beam has been modified or they're really daft wheels (well we can see they're daft), not to mention with the rear so much wider than the front the handling is going to be interesting.
Either way I'd not get in that thing.

Pixelpeep7r

8,600 posts

143 months

Thursday 19th February 2015
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Deisel Weisel said:
wrong thread imo. that is awesome smile

RobinBanks

17,540 posts

180 months

Thursday 19th February 2015
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shakotan said:
Nah, its an old school style VIP car.

This kinda thing.





I know the actual car, from what I recall it has clear rear lenses.
I know that the term VIP is very ambiguous and used loosely, but what kind of 'VIP' would want to drive one of those? Harvey Price?

vikingaero

10,373 posts

170 months

Thursday 19th February 2015
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The Badger said:
Deisel Weisel said:
Cameron's Britain.
Ermm. No.

Looks like a French number plate. Also the purple Astra in is also LHD. Hollande's France...

shakotan

10,709 posts

197 months

Friday 20th February 2015
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RobinBanks said:
shakotan said:
Nah, its an old school style VIP car.

This kinda thing.





I know the actual car, from what I recall it has clear rear lenses.
I know that the term VIP is very ambiguous and used loosely, but what kind of 'VIP' would want to drive one of those? Harvey Price?
It's VIP, not V.I.P, it has nothing to do with the acronym for Very Important People.

jogger1976

1,251 posts

127 months

Veeayt

3,139 posts

206 months

Monday 23rd February 2015
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^ Bosozoku, nowt special.


Eh?





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