Badly modified cars thread Mk2

Badly modified cars thread Mk2

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BlueHave

4,642 posts

108 months

Saturday 30th July 2016
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In the words of Barry Chuckle "oh dear, oh dear"



http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-Austin-Mini-Racing-...

|http://thumbsnap.com/tGKJPQzQ[/url]

dudleybloke

19,803 posts

186 months

Saturday 30th July 2016
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Name of user said:
WTF is going on with the front end?

LiamB

7,929 posts

143 months

Saturday 30th July 2016
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Found a Micra Pick Up...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NISSAN-MICRA-Pick-Up-Pic...

Also this piece of art hehe
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HIGHLY-MODIFIED-FORD-ESC...

Edited by LiamB on Saturday 30th July 23:45

Oldwolf

932 posts

193 months

Sunday 31st July 2016
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JamesRF said:
Apparently this is modified? Looks more like it's been crashed into and collapsed.

OK I read this an hour ago and I've finally stopped laughing!

All that jazz

7,632 posts

146 months

Sunday 31st July 2016
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LiamB said:
That's completely ridiculous but also cool as fk. I'd drive it! spin

Bodo

12,374 posts

266 months

Sunday 31st July 2016
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Colourblind craftmanship on a Mercedes 190: http://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=...

Bodo

12,374 posts

266 months

Sunday 31st July 2016
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whistle

anonymous-user

54 months

Sunday 31st July 2016
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Bodo said:

whistle
That colour scheme is disgusting.

neilbauer

2,467 posts

183 months

Monday 1st August 2016
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AVV EM said:
JamesRF said:
Apparently this is modified? Looks more like it's been crashed into and collapsed.

A little update on this, perhaps he commutes via rail.



This tyre stretching business has gone too far now.
You will all be delighted to know it's finished and doing the "scene" circuit!

I've been informed by my step daughters boyfriend that it doesn't even drive, he trailers it to e events!

It arrived on my Facebook this morning in all its glory!


xRIEx

8,180 posts

148 months

Monday 1st August 2016
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neilbauer said:
You will all be delighted to know it's finished and doing the "scene" circuit!

I've been informed by my step daughters boyfriend that it doesn't even drive, he trailers it to e events!

It arrived on my Facebook this morning in all its glory!

Doesn't even drive? Colour me surprised.

It's actually starting to look like a trolling pisstake. They need a bit more camber so the tyres don't actually touch the ground and then it would be perfect. It's just too difficult to believe that someone can want to spend time, money and effort on that without a trace of irony.

graham22

3,294 posts

205 months

Monday 1st August 2016
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xRIEx said:
neilbauer said:
You will all be delighted to know it's finished and doing the "scene" circuit!

I've been informed by my step daughters boyfriend that it doesn't even drive, he trailers it to e events!

It arrived on my Facebook this morning in all its glory!

It's actually starting to look like a trolling pisstake.
I guess that's the point, just like some of the Harley customs now done, gone beyond silly, totally un-usable but proving engineering skills (albeit some may argue mis-guided).

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 1st August 2016
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neilbauer said:
You will all be delighted to know it's finished and doing the "scene" circuit!

I've been informed by my step daughters boyfriend that it doesn't even drive, he trailers it to e events!

It arrived on my Facebook this morning in all its glory!

Oh he does? With wheels like that I thought he stuck it on railway lines confused

feef

5,206 posts

183 months

Monday 1st August 2016
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Inspired by those caricatures perhaps?

http://www.wickedartzshop.com/vw-lupo-black-609-p....

Resolutionary

1,258 posts

171 months

Monday 1st August 2016
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This thing has been hurting the internet all weekend. Some additional photos from a recent show:




It is trailered, as opposed to driven, because it can't be driven. It's clearly had a lot of money, man-hours and thought go into it to get it looking so.. er.. different.

Two schools of thought on this:

1) If it's a Lupo GTi it'd be an awesome waste as they're rare anyway
2) If it's not, and if it's a diesel say, then it's an awesome waste in any case

The fella who owns it has been all over Faceache saying it's his build and he's doing it to go against the grain etc etc - but to me it looks like all the things people collectively exercise within the VAG 'scene', amplified moreso for excessive internet fame (you know what they say about publicity). And to that end, the owner has accomplished all he wanted to.

It is by far the biggest crock I've seen at a UK show - and I've seen a lot.

xRIEx

8,180 posts

148 months

Monday 1st August 2016
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If it can't be driven it's no longer a car - it's an ornament, as much a car as an engine block coffee table is an engine. It's the automotive equivalent of the wingéd horse of chav tat, someone will like the way it looks, but to the vast majority it's tacky, ugly and tasteless.

PanzerCommander

5,026 posts

218 months

Monday 1st August 2016
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It gets to a point with show cars that I start to wonder if the original point has been missed, then again maybe my outlook on cars, shows and modifying is so different to theirs perhaps I have missed the point.

I used to go to quite a lot of American car shows when I first bought my Mustang, these days I seldom bother. Seeing a car, rolled off a trailer at the start of the show and winched (yes winched not driven) back onto it at the end defeats the point for me, it isn't a car if it is not driven as far as I am concerned. I swear some of them only have the MOT’s with a running engine so that they can claim that it is a car and not an ornament and keep the points for having everything working.

Edited by PanzerCommander on Monday 1st August 12:46

Impasse

15,099 posts

241 months

Monday 1st August 2016
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Needs to be a driver, you say?


Ikemi

8,441 posts

205 months

Monday 1st August 2016
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My mate spotted this in Henley - He's driving his wife's car, hence the dashboard ornaments!









The lesser-spotted Ferrari Calibra 2.0L!

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Monday 1st August 2016
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Ikemi said:
My mate spotted this in Henley - He's driving his wife's car, hence the dashboard ornaments!









The lesser-spotted Ferrari Calibra 2.0L!
That is special in so many ways. But none of them good.

neilbauer

2,467 posts

183 months

Monday 1st August 2016
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^^^ A Testalibra!
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