Badly modified cars thread Mk2

[boyse7en]

feef said:

I don't get the "Drive it like you stole it"

If I'd stolen a car, I'd be droving carefully and considerately so as to not draw attention to myself.

I suspect that's not what the owner of this has in mind

You never watched any of those Police, Camera, Action videos back in the 1990s, did you?

[feef]

boyse7en said:

feef said:

I don't get the "Drive it like you stole it"

If I'd stolen a car, I'd be droving carefully and considerately so as to not draw attention to myself.

I suspect that's not what the owner of this has in mind

You never watched any of those Police, Camera, Action videos back in the 1990s, did you?

That would be a sticker saying "drive it like you're being chased by the po po"

[problemchild1976]

Mr Snrub said:

ambuletz said:

problemchild1976 said:

lose the headlight surrounds and the badly fitted spotlights and this would be quite nice

JJ

I thought the same, it's too bad. just needs those things you mentioned removed.

And keep that bodykit? Seriously?

yeah.....whats wrong with it?? reminds me a bit of the awesome VW toureg in Repomen

as for the smart..... been done...



JJ

[e21Mark]

phazed said:

Stormfly1985 said:

Mr Snrub said:

Are you a complete and utter bellend but having trouble with people confusing you for your run of the mill meathead tosser? Step this way sir, I have the perfect car for you




http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PORSCHE-CAYENNE-TURBO-TE...

Hmm, 10 owners in 13 years, no MOT since July 16, most probably clocked looking at the mileages between MOTs.

And:

BAD POINTS

AIR SUSPENSION INACTIVE BUT NOT GOING DOWN AT ALL - STILL DRIVES PERFECT By perfect they mean like a turd

ENGINE MANAGEMENT LIGHT ON (YELLOW) DUE TO DECATS - EML light on due to engine being f*****

ABS LIGHT ON DUE TO FAULTY ABS SENSOR - borked brakes

A FEW SMALL STONE CHIPS AT FRONT OF VEHICLE - ok

A FEW SMALL THINGS THAT ARE EASY TO FIX - but not that easy else they would have been fixed. Any bidding is over £7k already!!!

What comes from Telford should stay in Telford.

Pig ugly body kit on something that was hardly a looker in the first place.

[Bdevo3]

this eyesore is permanently parked outside my neighbours strongly considering taking a bolt cutters to the handbrake cables and let it off down the hill. I wouldn't house hens in it

[Ahbefive]

Subtle and stylish. Very classy. Does the numberplate read oi-o-bossy? Extra points.

[Bdevo3]

Ahbefive said:

Subtle and stylish. Very classy. Does the numberplate read oi-o-bossy? Extra points.

never noticed the plate standard irish ste plates 01 year of manufacture d county of registration .

[Ahbefive]

'D' for Irelan'd'?

[xRIEx]

Ahbefive said:

'D' for Irelan'd'?

County, not country

[Ahbefive]

Aha. Skim reading strikes again.

[problemchild1976]

Bdevo3 said:

this eyesore is permanently parked outside my neighbours strongly considering taking a bolt cutters to the handbrake cables and let it off down the hill. I wouldn't house hens in it

the house in the background has some bad rendering on the side - maybe burn the house to the ground

JJ

[WilkoIW]

Not my cup of tea -



http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Stunning-1997-Fashion-gr...

[Baron Greenback]

Just no! esp that colour!!!!!

[DoubleD]

Yeah but the colour is "fashion"

[Veeayt]

I like the body colour, but the rest is genuinely awful

[Bdevo3]

xRIEx said:

Ahbefive said:

'D' for Irelan'd'?

County, not country

d for dublin

[AlexRS2782]

problemchild1976 said:

as for the smart..... been done...



JJ

Yep, that's actually pretty cool (when done properly) tbh

[carlpea]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-PORSCHE-BOXSTER-2-5...

[lucido grigio]

I spotted that too ^^^ whilst looking at the grey car listing.

"Number plate included".....I'd pay extra to have it removed.

SEXY ?....no !

At least this one is more sensibly priced.

[CanAm]

"ALL BY OCD PORSCHE SPECIALISTS". If that's the case I think they should change their name.