Badly modified cars thread Mk2

[Evil.soup]

AW111 said:

3ananaPie said:

As stupid and ridiculous as this stuff as, I always wanted to have a Donk'd (sounds dirty) car here in the UK. Anyone know the cost to import one?

Self respect.

Import costs from the US for a car are in the region of 2-3 grand i think but as said above, the actual cost is far greater than this!!

[k-ink]

Very good

[tonycordon]

Not exactly modified, but a few weeks ago I found myself following a mid blue Skoda Felicia. As it slowed down I noticed that it had a VW badge on it's rear. A bit further on it/we stopped at some lights, it was then that I noticed that someone had cleverly exploited skoda lettering to spell, not FELICIA but to spell (close to) FELLATIO!

[Blown2CV]

3ananaPie said:

Escort3500 said:

1997 Camaro and no, it's not Photoshopped but for sale on Craigslist

As stupid and ridiculous as this stuff as, I always wanted to have a Donk'd (sounds dirty) car here in the UK. Anyone know the cost to import one?

it will cost the respect of everyone you know, and will ever meet.

[Blown2CV]

donk is a great word. It means stupid car on massive wheels, and is also a very particular type of horrific 90s dance music localised only to the area of Bolton IIRC. Youtube it.

[delboy735]

Blown2CV said:

donk is a great word. It means stupid car on massive wheels, and is also a very particular type of horrific 90s dance music localised only to the area of Bolton IIRC. Youtube it.

Nah, this is a Donk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufDTDUPZrag

[ChemicalChaos]

Spotted on the SFS Hoses Facebook page.....

[DougMcC]

ChemicalChaos said:

Spotted on the SFS Hoses Facebook page.....

[Flibble]

DVLA says 3.2L engine, so that actually is an M3, not just a badged up lesser model. I'm quite shocked.

[m8rky]

..but their's no wheelarch space for wheel movement if he gets wider wheels to fill the arches.

[ChemicalChaos]

m8rky said:

..but their's no wheelarch space for wheel movement if he gets wider wheels to fill the arches.

Hence much pending hilarity for bystanders the first time he goes over a bump with spaced wheels.....

(talking of which.... I dread to think what the spacers for those must look like, and the bending load they'll be under!

[Escort3500]

Are you sure you haven't just downloaded a DFS advert for a cheap laugh?

[k-ink]

ChemicalChaos said:

Spotted on the SFS Hoses Facebook page.....

F king LOL That is the saddest thing I have EVER seen. Just wow. Death by fire, for the owner and that thing.

Of course, it has an M badge too. Of course it does. Absolute C NT.

[Centurion07]

ChemicalChaos said:

Spotted on the SFS Hoses Facebook page.....

/thread

I didn't think it was possible to find a winner in a thread like this, but I reckon that might just be it.

I cannot imagine how bad something would have to be to beat that.

How could anyone look at that and think "yeah, nice job. I'm gonna look the daddy driving this around"? Seriously, how?

[RemyMartin]

Omg that BMW. Owner needs a fking slap!

[Evil.soup]

Centurion07 said:

ChemicalChaos said:

Spotted on the SFS Hoses Facebook page.....

/thread

I didn't think it was possible to find a winner in a thread like this, but I reckon that might just be it.

I cannot imagine how bad something would have to be to beat that.

How could anyone look at that and think "yeah, nice job. I'm gonna look the daddy driving this around"? Seriously, how?

Ha ha ha I just noticed the little wing mirror extensions stuck on the original ones, like he is towing a caravan, classic!!

This person needs therapy, many many hours of therapy!

And i dare those that like to say with attitude "its only badly modified in your eyes" to try to justify this monster...........

[irocfan]

[Flibble]

k-ink said:

F king LOL That is the saddest thing I have EVER seen. Just wow. Death by fire, for the owner and that thing.

Of course, it has an M badge too. Of course it does. Absolute C NT.

Of course it has an M badge, that's an M3 he has fked.

[thatguy11]

Flibble said:

k-ink said:

F king LOL That is the saddest thing I have EVER seen. Just wow. Death by fire, for the owner and that thing.

Of course, it has an M badge too. Of course it does. Absolute C NT.

Of course it has an M badge, that's an M3 he has fked.

I'd actually prefer this to be a shameless M badged 318i....it would be less upsetting. Seriously what kind of fktard would mutilate a genuine M3 like this?

[Flibble]

thatguy11 said:

I'd actually prefer this to be a shameless M badged 318i....it would be less upsetting. Seriously what kind of fktard would mutilate a genuine M3 like this?

The worst kind.