VW Golf 7 R -- Chipped -- 0 to 60 in 4 Seconds...

VW Golf 7 R -- Chipped -- 0 to 60 in 4 Seconds...

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scherzkeks

4,460 posts

134 months

Tuesday 5th August 2014
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ORD said:
AWD is probably the least enjoyable set up for road driving - it is designed for safety and ease rather than enjoyment. The car does most of the cornering for you by shuffling torque around, braking wheels, etc. I have never driven an AWD car that I found fun
Wow -- just wow. PH gold. laugh

ORD

18,120 posts

127 months

Tuesday 5th August 2014
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scherzkeks]RD said:
AWD is probably the least enjoyable set up for road driving - it is designed for safety and ease rather than enjoyment. The car does most of the cornering for you by shuffling torque around, braking wheels, etc. I have never driven an AWD car that I found fun
Wow -- just wow. PH gold. laugh
tongue out

RE92

696 posts

124 months

Tuesday 5th August 2014
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ORD said:
I have kissed a man

Blown2CV

28,820 posts

203 months

Tuesday 5th August 2014
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ORD said:
Blown2CV said:
ORD said:
Blown2CV said:
it is good, but it seems to attract hate from at least 1/4 of PH because it's not a V8/posh make/very thirsty. Somehow because it's pretty good and pretty cheap that means it's not a REAL PH car. TBH I couldn't give a fk. I like it.
I wont pretend to speak for the "haters", as I am both impressed by and uninterested in the R. I think that makes me a resounding fence-sitter biggrin

However, it seems to me that the haters have some pretty legitimate reasons to criticise the R as a performance/sporty car and are not, as you suggest, being unrealistic. As far as I can see, the main criticisms are as follows:-

(1) It is overpriced for a blown 2l hatch.
(2) The front-engine + Haldex combination makes it compromised as a "sporty" drive.
(3) The engine is effective but uninspiring.

I don't think it is unrealistic to say "It would be nice to have a NA hatchback with a genuine engine note and a bit of character". Badge has literally nothing to do with it (and never has in relation to hot hatches - I like a Renault, for example!).
i don't know how many other cars have 300bhp for £31k but as i've said, it's very cheap on a lease at the moment so cost argument isn't really valid. So I just want to understand what you mean by compromised drive and uninspiring. They sound like motoring journalist words. Have you actually driven one and are you comparing it with something else, fairly?
AWD is probably the least enjoyable set up for road driving - it is designed for safety and ease rather than enjoyment. The car does most of the cornering for you by shuffling torque around, braking wheels, etc. I have never driven an AWD car that I found fun (contrast a lot of FWD hatches that I think are a hoot).

£31k is a huge amount of money for a Golf. It really is. No matter how you cut it by finance or leasing, it is a lot of money for a 4 cyl hatch.

It is uninspiring in that it has an engine that is designed purely for performance and efficiency rather than enjoyment (see e.g. it's torque curve which is more like an Ecoboost than a 6 cyl sports car engine). It sounds like turd, too, which is hard to avoid but still a fact.

Why would a test drive an R given that I know there is no way I would want one? It's like asking me whether or not I have kissed a man if I say I prefer women biggrin I have driven the GTI, which I quite like, and can't say more power would have sold me on it, especially if that came with more weight.
A lot of words for someone who hasn't driven one. So what do you drive then?

lamboman100

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1,445 posts

121 months

Tuesday 5th August 2014
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The Golf R was just voted the 3rd best performance car by Top Gear mag... Beaten only by a Porker and Macca...

Many seem to be struggling to comprehend the shift that is taking place before their eyes.

VW (and MB) have upped their game.

The R and R400 (and A45) are game-changers.

R is the new M driving

dsuk

135 posts

124 months

Tuesday 5th August 2014
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Can we expect a load of **** to be sticking R badges on the back of their (leased) 1.2TSI's now

ORD

18,120 posts

127 months

Tuesday 5th August 2014
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lamboman100 said:
The Golf R was just voted the 3rd best performance car by Top Gear mag... Beaten only by a Porker and Macca...

Many seem to be struggling to comprehend the shift that is taking place before their eyes.

VW (and MB) have upped their game.

The R and R400 (and A45) are game-changers.

R is the new M driving
Only a first class wind-up merchant would cite Top Gear Magazine.

I doff my cap to you, good Sir.

ORD

18,120 posts

127 months

Tuesday 5th August 2014
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RE92 said:
Great. Now I'm gay.

scherzkeks

4,460 posts

134 months

Tuesday 5th August 2014
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ORD said:
Only a first class wind-up merchant…
Birds of a feather. angel

RE92

696 posts

124 months

Tuesday 5th August 2014
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According to What Car? the BEST car of 2014 is a Nissan Qashqai 1.5 dCi Acenta 2WD.

All it needs is a chip and I'm sure it will be hunting down super-cars on the ring.

Clivey

5,110 posts

204 months

Wednesday 6th August 2014
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scherzkeks said:
Birds of a feather. angel
With a username like that? You funny guy.

Atmospheric

5,305 posts

208 months

Wednesday 6th August 2014
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Wills2 said:
I'm sure the Golf R is a very good car but the posts from a certain PHer regarding its performance are child like, but it is the school holidays after all.

hehe seems we think alike on that one. The rate of posts in a short time is a clear indication....

IvanSTi

635 posts

119 months

Wednesday 6th August 2014
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J4CKO said:
IvanSTi said:
J4CKO said:
What I want to know is, how many of the leased ones (Golf R/135i) will end up remapped ?

For me, it seems like there is a lot of talk of insane performance once remapped, but nobody seems to
actually buy either outright ?

I have no issue with leasing, just seems to be a bit of a oxymoron going on.

Am sure some people buy these cars outright or on a deal where they end up actually owning it but do people modify cars that don't actually belong to them ?

Can see it is pretty compelling, 3 grand or so down, £300 a month for a couple of years and what, £500 to get it remapped to 370 bhp, so if you have four grand, you can drive a brand new, 370 bhp car ? does that sound right ?
Who cares who the car belongs to, how many people who modify cars, actually keep their cars for a long time?

I for one, have spent and am going to spend, a fortune on my car. I'm under no illusions that I am going to keep the car a long time, unless I do decide to take it off the road and race it.

So that money, I/we who modify cars, have spent, is going to be lost* anyway.

*Yes you do get some of it back, but certainly no where near what has been spent.
I think you have misunderstood me, I have nothing against modification, quite a fan really. but was interested if people will
modify a car they don't actually own because it seems pretty prevalent on these latest fast hatches, effectively it isn't theirs to modify is the point I am making.
Ah I get you, I thought you were on about the money loss and there being no point in modifying because you wouldn't ever own the car.

For t'other person up there who asked if I admit to modifying a leased car, no, my own car.

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 6th August 2014
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RE92 said:
ORD said:
I have kissed a man
...and I liked it! Hope my girlfriend don't mind it.

Blown2CV

28,820 posts

203 months

Wednesday 6th August 2014
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ORD said:
RE92 said:
Great. Now I'm gay.
OK but what car do you drive?

Wills2

22,839 posts

175 months

Thursday 7th August 2014
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Not difficult to look in his profile, Cayman S

ORD

18,120 posts

127 months

Thursday 7th August 2014
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I did wonder whether I was missing something more subtle in the question confused

ManiacGT

537 posts

175 months

Thursday 7th August 2014
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lamboman100 said:
R is the new M driving
ROFL... not quite.

bromers2

1,867 posts

250 months

Thursday 7th August 2014
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Overall I'm very impressed with the Golf R (You can see my car history so you know what i'm comparing against), but back on topic - a switchable 400 bhp would be perfect assuming that'd be enough to give the 4wd and tyres something to moan about smile

Blown2CV

28,820 posts

203 months

Thursday 7th August 2014
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Wills2 said:
Not difficult to look in his profile, Cayman S
I tend not to do that. So drives a £50k car and dives into a thread discussing an entirely different type of car that's considerably cheaper than his, saying it's st by comparison? Well it would be wouldn't it? I can only hope that a 911 turbo owner dips into your cayman thread to tell you your car is wk and maybe you'll understand.