RE: BMW M235i Performance: PH Blog

RE: BMW M235i Performance: PH Blog

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nickfrog

21,189 posts

218 months

Saturday 19th July 2014
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That's a moronicly stupid comment. We all have different circumstances. Sometimes running or even having space for 2, 3 or 4 specialist cars is not that practical so 1 car has to do it all, however badly. As for track driving, the main thing is to have fun, irrespective of pace and car. If you're that bothered about what OTHER people do on track and with what, you might be ready for proper track use, ie racing. In the meantime, a little tolerance would help.

Clivey

5,110 posts

205 months

Saturday 19th July 2014
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DJRC said:
What? I really wasnt going to comment but there is just too much moronic stupidity not to.
Why would you buy a 40k 4 seat family orientated coupe to "have fun" in? You wouldnt. You would buy a 2 seater of some sort.
This is a fast junior GT to traverse motorways, dual carriageways and long distance A roads.
Its designed to go nowhere near a bloody track or moron chav hooligans.
The stripes ARE the "fun" aspect of the car, its a very Bavarian sense of humour.

Debaser

5,987 posts

262 months

Saturday 19th July 2014
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DJRC said:
Debaser said:
This looks like a great car to have fun in!
What? I really wasnt going to comment but there is just too much moronic stupidity not to.
Why would you buy a 40k 4 seat family orientated coupe to "have fun" in? You wouldnt. You would buy a 2 seater of some sort.
This is a fast junior GT to traverse motorways, dual carriageways and long distance A roads.
Its designed to go nowhere near a bloody track or moron chav hooligans.
The stripes ARE the "fun" aspect of the car, its a very Bavarian sense of humour.
Moronic stupidity?

hehe

s m

23,242 posts

204 months

Saturday 19th July 2014
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Captainawesome said:
chungasarnies said:
Really quite like this. Used E90 M3 or one of these would be an interesting, but completely unrealistic comparison I suspect.
Evo magazine did a feature comparing those exact two cars last month.

Verdict?

The M3 does a better job of being a new car than the M235i does of being an M car.
I think the verdict was, in the test below at least, if the author could have afforded the petrol he'd have gone for the M3
The 235i did almost 50% better mpg on test


.. .,

Kawasicki

13,091 posts

236 months

Sunday 20th July 2014
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DJRC said:
Debaser said:
This looks like a great car to have fun in!
What? I really wasnt going to comment but there is just too much moronic stupidity not to.
Why would you buy a 40k 4 seat family orientated coupe to "have fun" in? You wouldnt. You would buy a 2 seater of some sort.
This is a fast junior GT to traverse motorways, dual carriageways and long distance A roads.
Its designed to go nowhere near a bloody track or moron chav hooligans.
The stripes ARE the "fun" aspect of the car, its a very Bavarian sense of humour.
I work in vehicle development. We spend time developing even family orientated SUVs to be competent(even a little fun) on handling tracks. So to think that BMW wouldn't have spent time on a handling track developing the most powerful/sporting version of their small coupe is really odd.

Dave Hedgehog

14,569 posts

205 months

Sunday 20th July 2014
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Debaser said:
DJRC said:
Debaser said:
This looks like a great car to have fun in!
What? I really wasnt going to comment but there is just too much moronic stupidity not to.
Why would you buy a 40k 4 seat family orientated coupe to "have fun" in? You wouldnt. You would buy a 2 seater of some sort.
This is a fast junior GT to traverse motorways, dual carriageways and long distance A roads.
Its designed to go nowhere near a bloody track or moron chav hooligans.
The stripes ARE the "fun" aspect of the car, its a very Bavarian sense of humour.
Moronic stupidity?

hehe
indeed, its no way near a 4 seater, only children and small adults with the frame of children could get in the back, its tiny

its a very well setup car and would have no problems wazzing around a track, for me thou its like the A45 to comfy and GT and far to insulated from driving feedback far too much a console game experience

PowerslideSWE

1,116 posts

139 months

Sunday 20th July 2014
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It can't be that cramped in the back of a 2 series? A friend of mine had a coupe 1-series a while back and i could easilly fit in the back of that without drama or messing up the hair on the headliner, and I'm 1.75 (5'10"ish)

Durzel

12,276 posts

169 months

Sunday 20th July 2014
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Does this share the ridiculous "sound symposer" engine noise fakery with the M135i?

nickfrog

21,189 posts

218 months

Sunday 20th July 2014
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Yes but there is still a good solution to the issue : don't buy the car.

Kawasicki

13,091 posts

236 months

Sunday 20th July 2014
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PowerslideSWE said:
It can't be that cramped in the back of a 2 series? A friend of mine had a coupe 1-series a while back and i could easilly fit in the back of that without drama or messing up the hair on the headliner, and I'm 1.75 (5'10"ish)
I don't know what people are expecting. The 2 series coupe is bigger in every dimension than an E30, and that seated 5.

rb5er

11,657 posts

173 months

Sunday 20th July 2014
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DJRC said:
Debaser said:
This looks like a great car to have fun in!
What? I really wasnt going to comment but there is just too much moronic stupidity not to.
Why would you buy a 40k 4 seat family orientated coupe to "have fun" in? You wouldnt. You would buy a 2 seater of some sort.
rofl Yes nobody would ever buy a car to have fun in with anything other than 2 seats.

What a stupid thing to say.

aeropilot

34,665 posts

228 months

Sunday 20th July 2014
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EricE said:
Dave Hedgehog said:
my friend has a 135 and drove the 235i before me and said its a totally different animal far less floppy suspension far better glued to the road, i have not driver the 135 so can not confirm this

he was actually peeved that he had bought the 135 and will probable trade into the 235 now
Wow, I thought the cars are nearly identical in terms of suspension geometry, damping, etc.
The M235 being a coupe has a much stiifer bodyshell, which makes a big difference compared to the hatch M135.
On my two brief drives of both the M235 does appear to have a better chassis.

Electric steering is still awful though.

EricE

1,945 posts

130 months

Sunday 20th July 2014
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aeropilot said:
The M235 being a coupe has a much stiifer bodyshell, which makes a big difference compared to the hatch M135.
Do you have a source or some numbers to verify that statement? The PR only mentions higher torsional rigidity compared to the old 1 series Coupe.
I don’t see why a coupe with folding rear seats should have a significantly stiffer chassis than a 3 door hatchback, let alone a difference that would be noticeable when driving a car on public roads.

aeropilot

34,665 posts

228 months

Sunday 20th July 2014
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EricE said:
aeropilot said:
The M235 being a coupe has a much stiifer bodyshell, which makes a big difference compared to the hatch M135.
Do you have a source or some numbers to verify that statement? The PR only mentions higher torsional rigidity compared to the old 1 series Coupe.
And the old 1 series coupe shell was similarly stiffer that the old 1 series hatch as well.

EricE said:
I don’t see why a coupe with folding rear seats should have a significantly stiffer chassis than a 3 door hatchback, let alone a difference that would be noticeable when driving a car on public roads.
You would see it if you were able to see the coloured FE model of the shell design. Elaborate monocoque design is so sophisticated that windshield and rear window glass make an important contribution to the designed structural strength of the shell, so a hatch unibody design is still compromised by cutting a big hole across the rear end compared to a 2dr/4dr coupe/saloon.
And yes it's still noticable if driven back to back on public roads. Sure it's not as noticable as the difference between a coupe and vert with the roof removed, but it is noticable.

aeropilot

34,665 posts

228 months

Sunday 20th July 2014
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anonymous said:
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As an Engineer I'll disagree with that statement.

EricE

1,945 posts

130 months

Sunday 20th July 2014
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aeropilot said:
Elaborate monocoque design is so sophisticated that windshield and rear window glass make an important contribution to the designed structural strength of the shell, so a hatch unibody design is still compromised by cutting a big hole across the rear end compared to a 2dr/4dr coupe/saloon.
Isn’t a hatchback essentially the same thing as a short estate?

BMW E46 Estate (w/folding seats) - 14,000 Nm/deg
BMW E46 Sedan (w/folding seats) - 13,000 Nm/deg
BMW E46 Coupe (w/folding seats) - 12,500 Nm/deg

aeropilot said:
And yes it's still noticable if driven back to back on public roads. Sure it's not as noticable as the difference between a coupe and vert with the roof removed, but it is noticable.
I still find it very hard to believe that one could notice the difference in torsional rigidity between the M135i and the M235i on a public road when the two don’t even run the same suspension setup.

Kawasicki

13,091 posts

236 months

Sunday 20th July 2014
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anonymous said:
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I think the E30 is surprisingly stiff (short wheelbase helps), though I'd generally agree that once you get to a certain level the handling returns diminish. Better for ride and nvh though!

Captainawesome

1,817 posts

164 months

Sunday 20th July 2014
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rb5er said:
DJRC said:
Debaser said:
This looks like a great car to have fun in!
What? I really wasnt going to comment but there is just too much moronic stupidity not to.
Why would you buy a 40k 4 seat family orientated coupe to "have fun" in? You wouldnt. You would buy a 2 seater of some sort.
rofl Yes nobody would ever buy a car to have fun in with anything other than 2 seats.

What a stupid thing to say.
My M3 has 4 seats….it's no fun at all. ;D

nickfrog

21,189 posts

218 months

Sunday 20th July 2014
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anonymous said:
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Totally true. The law of diminishing returns has hit hard way below the level of torsional rigidity of a M135i. You could add another 20,000 nm of tor rigidity it would make no more difference even when fully loaded at 10/10ths of lat grip, not that it's even possible on the open road. In other words, stiff is stiff. Porsche did the same marketing trick with the Cayman/Boxster. They sell the Boxster as being super torsionnaly stiff and suddenly they make it twice as stiff again, allowing your average punter to get a serious hard on asa he sees "200%" in the brochure.

The perceived difference is due to a combination of NVH (they spent vast amounts on that), slightly different set up and marketing induced placebo effect. It's fair game if it helps the consumer justifying another £3,000 for essentially the same car particularly when it's going to be driven at 5/10ths.

-Z-

6,029 posts

207 months

Sunday 20th July 2014
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DJRC said:
What? I really wasnt going to comment but there is just too much moronic stupidity not to.
Why would you buy a 40k 4 seat family orientated coupe to "have fun" in? You wouldnt. You would buy a 2 seater of some sort.
This is a fast junior GT to traverse motorways, dual carriageways and long distance A roads.
Its designed to go nowhere near a bloody track or moron chav hooligans.
The stripes ARE the "fun" aspect of the car, its a very Bavarian sense of humour.
hehe you have some very strange points of view.

Do 2 seaters have a monopoly on fun?