Why do women always slam/fling open car doors/boots?
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Our laser printer is now buggered, it only works when the paper tray is +75% full. Why? 'cos the wife, when putting new paper in, instead of sliding the tray in smoothly and gently, got it slightly misaligned, and completed the task with her foot (dam thing sits under the computer table). The feed roller mechanism got screwed trying to extract the jammed tray. A new door seal on the washing machine lasted 1 week. She plugged a 3kw heater into a 50' cable reel. Without uncoiling it. It melted. Cut the mower cable in half. Put a bowl of soup in the microwave for 30 minutes, not 30 seconds. Kitchen filled with smoke. Forgot daughter whilst shopping. She was still siting quietly in her pram staring at the baked beans when she went back for her. Tried to get on wrong plane at Hong Kong. Spent half an hour dialling her own number on her mobile, 'cos she put the wrong number down for one of her contacts. I could go on, but I'd better go and see what she's up to!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't let people in my car again if they show no respect ,
Went out with a girl I met once she was very very hot couldn't believe my luck.
Picked her up one night slammed my door shut proceeded to put her high heels on my dash, I told her to get them off my dash and she got a bit s
tty and cranked out its only a stty car. To which I stood on the brakes and told her to get the fk out of my car !
Never did see that hot body again
Went out with a girl I met once she was very very hot couldn't believe my luck.
Picked her up one night slammed my door shut proceeded to put her high heels on my dash, I told her to get them off my dash and she got a bit s
tty and cranked out its only a stty car. To which I stood on the brakes and told her to get the fk out of my car ! Never did see that hot body again
HootersGsy said:
mybrainhurts said:
PMS...
My ex actually put her bum print in a door panel.
Edit..
Bad choice of words...she bent a door panel with her bum.
I'm not sure the edit is really any better... My ex actually put her bum print in a door panel.
Edit..
Bad choice of words...she bent a door panel with her bum.
Our old kitchen had doors without soft closing mechanism and Mrs V. used to constantly slam them. No pushing them to - just hard slamming. So I removed a door every time she slammed it and locked it in the shed. About 8 doors down she got the message and I agreed to rehang them...
But she still slams the toilet seat/lid down hard and I draw the line at sitting on porcelain.
But she still slams the toilet seat/lid down hard and I draw the line at sitting on porcelain.
loose cannon said:
I don't let people in my car again if they show no respect ,
Went out with a girl I met once she was very very hot couldn't believe my luck.
Picked her up one night slammed my door shut proceeded to put her high heels on my dash, I told her to get them off my dash and she got a bit stty and cranked out its only a stty car. To which I stood on the brakes and told her to get the fk out of my car !
Never did see that hot body again
You crossed a line there. Should have jumped her first. How much of a come-on do you need?Went out with a girl I met once she was very very hot couldn't believe my luck.
Picked her up one night slammed my door shut proceeded to put her high heels on my dash, I told her to get them off my dash and she got a bit s
tty and cranked out its only a stty car. To which I stood on the brakes and told her to get the fk out of my car ! Never did see that hot body again
Oh dear.
I have a story for you. I thought long and hard about admitting this - but decided feck it, you boys like a laugh.
I'm a student Paramedic. Last night I was working on the RRV fast response car. It's a Mondeo Estate, and all our gear is obviously in the back.
Occasionally, we have to return to base to re-stock things we have used out of the bags...oxygen, masks, swabs, etc. etc.
When we were on station, my colleague did a quick re-stock whilst I was sitting in the passenger seat. He slammed the boot lid down so hard it rattled my teeth! I cockily shouted 'bloody hell - shut the flipping door why don't you...?!'
Then later in the night, it was my turn to re-stock. After I had done so, I carefully closed the bootlid to avoid a 'revenge bking' from him...and thought to myself 'see? the bootlid can be closed perfectly well if done carefully...'
I got back in the car, to be greeted with a call to a job. Pulled out of the station (situated in an industrial estate - which was deserted at this time of night), hit the blues, and accelerated up the road.
To be greeted with the sound of the boot opening and tons of gear spilling out all over the road behind us...
Bags everywhere...
We stopped and I sheepishly got out, ran back and gathered up all the fallen gear, and put it back from whence it had tumbled.
I can still hear the goading, piss-taking words even now, ringing in my ears. I would imagine it will take a while to live this one down...
I have a story for you. I thought long and hard about admitting this - but decided feck it, you boys like a laugh.
I'm a student Paramedic. Last night I was working on the RRV fast response car. It's a Mondeo Estate, and all our gear is obviously in the back.
Occasionally, we have to return to base to re-stock things we have used out of the bags...oxygen, masks, swabs, etc. etc.
When we were on station, my colleague did a quick re-stock whilst I was sitting in the passenger seat. He slammed the boot lid down so hard it rattled my teeth! I cockily shouted 'bloody hell - shut the flipping door why don't you...?!'
Then later in the night, it was my turn to re-stock. After I had done so, I carefully closed the bootlid to avoid a 'revenge b
king' from him...and thought to myself 'see? the bootlid can be closed perfectly well if done carefully...'I got back in the car, to be greeted with a call to a job. Pulled out of the station (situated in an industrial estate - which was deserted at this time of night), hit the blues, and accelerated up the road.
To be greeted with the sound of the boot opening and tons of gear spilling out all over the road behind us...
Bags everywhere...
We stopped and I sheepishly got out, ran back and gathered up all the fallen gear, and put it back from whence it had tumbled.
I can still hear the goading, piss-taking words even now, ringing in my ears. I would imagine it will take a while to live this one down...
Spare tyre said:
No mechanical sympathy / they won't have to fix it when it brakes
One of my mates used to slam doors really annoyed us all, all his cars were absolute sheds which is where I think this behaviour originated, once he had a nice car I reminded him you don't need to slam the doors on cars, and if he did slam them he probably always would have to. As the new car was his pride and joy he didn't slam the doors, but amazingly they still closed, so the habit stopped.Hence for many people it is just habit as they had several rubbish cars. Oh and some people couldn't care less about their car - proof if required can be seen the way many people park.
loose cannon said:
I don't let people in my car again if they show no respect ,
Went out with a girl I met once she was very very hot couldn't believe my luck.
Picked her up one night slammed my door shut proceeded to put her high heels on my dash, I told her to get them off my dash and she got a bit stty and cranked out its only a stty car. To which I stood on the brakes and told her to get the fk out of my car !
Never did see that hot body again
Hate to comment on this, but might have been more fun if you just bought an old shed to cart her around in and enjoyed the hotness.Went out with a girl I met once she was very very hot couldn't believe my luck.
Picked her up one night slammed my door shut proceeded to put her high heels on my dash, I told her to get them off my dash and she got a bit s
tty and cranked out its only a stty car. To which I stood on the brakes and told her to get the fk out of my car ! Never did see that hot body again
robinessex said:
Our laser printer is now buggered, it only works when the paper tray is +75% full. Why? 'cos the wife, when putting new paper in, instead of sliding the tray in smoothly and gently, got it slightly misaligned, and completed the task with her foot (dam thing sits under the computer table). The feed roller mechanism got screwed trying to extract the jammed tray. A new door seal on the washing machine lasted 1 week. She plugged a 3kw heater into a 50' cable reel. Without uncoiling it. It melted. Cut the mower cable in half. Put a bowl of soup in the microwave for 30 minutes, not 30 seconds. Kitchen filled with smoke. Forgot daughter whilst shopping. She was still siting quietly in her pram staring at the baked beans when she went back for her. Tried to get on wrong plane at Hong Kong. Spent half an hour dialling her own number on her mobile, 'cos she put the wrong number down for one of her contacts. I could go on, but I'd better go and see what she's up to!!!!!!!!!!!!
Really had me laughing, thank you.Gassing Station | General Gassing | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff