Fat car share damaged wife's car?

Fat car share damaged wife's car?

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can't remember

1,078 posts

128 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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OP you need to become a feeder and get your OH up to an appropriate size to balance things out.

Then maybe suggest a sandwich.

Pesty

42,655 posts

256 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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Tell her to find another job.


I can think of not much worse then be forced to share a car with some fatty just to be able to park where you work.

And I'm not exactly small either. She must be fking huge if she can't do up a seat belt. I refuse on safety grounds even if wearing it is her responsibility.

robsco

7,825 posts

176 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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My old Fiesta snapped a coil spring on the passenger side shortly after I'd rogered a big girl in there. I'm convinced her bulk was the cause. You have a case.

The Wookie

13,936 posts

228 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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Where I used to work there was a rather generously proportioned lady who commuted with her chunk off the old block daughter in their Elise company car... And no I don't know, the mechanics boggle me too!

She was complaining that the car was chewing through rear tyres on the inside edges at an incredible rate, even with the alignment set as stood up as possible. As it happens the car is designed to gain camber as it rolls. If it squats a lot...

Awkward conversation for my old boss that one was I'm sure

eskidavies

5,367 posts

159 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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Get her one of these ,single seater ,if no where to park she can always pick it up and put on the banking or somewhere where a car can't go.


RDJ

Original Poster:

7,251 posts

233 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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some helpful comments here.

Apparently her own car (VW Beetle) is off the road with a clutch problem.

But some light at the end of the tunnel! She has to get it back on the road pronto as she has signed up to be a Pampered Chef rep hehe


carreauchompeur

17,836 posts

204 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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rofl

scott15

198 posts

159 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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So does this mean that your missus' is now going to have to go back to walking to work, since she won't have anyone to car share with?

So effectively Bigg'n has shagged the suspension on your car, for a few weeks free ride to work.

You'll never get the smell of fat people out the headlining either!

RDJ

Original Poster:

7,251 posts

233 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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scott15 said:
So does this mean that your missus' is now going to have to go back to walking to work, since she won't have anyone to car share with?

So effectively Bigg'n has shagged the suspension on your car, for a few weeks free ride to work.

You'll never get the smell of fat people out the headlining either!
No, the Pampered Chef thing is just part time; evenings and weekends. You host a party and invite friends around for wine and food and try to flog them cookware at vastly inflated prices.

Mound Dawg

1,915 posts

174 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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robsco said:
My old Fiesta snapped a coil spring on the passenger side shortly after I'd rogered a big girl in there.
You missed out "in Maccy D's" car park" for the complete set.

toerag

748 posts

132 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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I wonder how long my post will stay up...


Black car share damaged wife's head lining?

skelters

423 posts

134 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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Mound Dawg said:
robsco said:
My old Fiesta snapped a coil spring on the passenger side shortly after I'd rogered a big girl in there.
You missed out "in Maccy D's" car park" for the complete set.
That's a new name for her Wizard Sleeve / Clown Pocket. Lets just hope he had a plank tied to his arse to stop him falling in.


LucreLout

908 posts

118 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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robsco said:
My old Fiesta snapped a coil spring on the passenger side shortly after I'd rogered a big girl in there. I'm convinced her bulk was the cause. You have a case.
You Sir, are a legend. That is all.

dsmith1990

1,258 posts

146 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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RDJ said:
No, the Pampered Chef thing is just part time; evenings and weekends. You host a party and invite friends around for wine and food and try to flog them cookware at vastly inflated prices.
Assuming the cookware is of an industrial size in her house

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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I don't think she's likely to affect the suspension in something modern and weighty, but my mate had a massive fat sow of a girlfriend for a while and he did find that her wide arse totally squashed the bolsters on the seat. He had to replace the drivers seat to sell the car.

RDJ

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7,251 posts

233 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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dsmith1990 said:
RDJ said:
No, the Pampered Chef thing is just part time; evenings and weekends. You host a party and invite friends around for wine and food and try to flog them cookware at vastly inflated prices.
Assuming the cookware is of an industrial size in her house
Apparently it's her glands

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

167 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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RDJ said:
Apparently it's her glands
It's always the glands

RichB

51,522 posts

284 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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jimmy156 said:
Unless this women is like 30 stone plus, she must be able to get a seatbelt on if she tried.
It's quite true some people are too fat to wear a seat belt. My wife used to work in customer service at a mainstream manufacturer's UK HQ and she'd receive letters from people complaining the belts weren't long enough to fit round them eek

skyrover

12,671 posts

204 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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A colleague at work has recently had to change the front passenger side spring in her little Corsa for it's MOT.

She gives a very portly lady colleague a lift in to work 10 miles each day,

She is convinced it's because of this fat lady.

Apparently the seat adjustment is broken as well.

robsco

7,825 posts

176 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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skelters said:
Mound Dawg said:
robsco said:
My old Fiesta snapped a coil spring on the passenger side shortly after I'd rogered a big girl in there.
You missed out "in Maccy D's" car park" for the complete set.
That's a new name for her Wizard Sleeve / Clown Pocket. Lets just hope he had a plank tied to his arse to stop him falling in.
We were all 19 once.