Where did 300bhp/ton go?

Where did 300bhp/ton go?

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anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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TREMAiNE said:
dme123 said:
Patrick Bateman said:
Wherever he may be, know that if someone asks for suggestions on which practical family car to buy, his suggestions will involve old American muscle cars.
My favourite "seriously?" suggestion of his was a PT Cruiser convertible as a good option for someone considering a Saab 9-3, Volvo C70, BMW 3 series, Audi A4 and talking about how stylish it was and how it would be a nicer place to be. All backed up with pictures to show just how fking awful a piece of st it was. That one has really stuck with me.
Pleaaaaase! The best time was when someone with a circa £20K budget wanted a family car that was reliable, fast, economical etc and amongst the waves of Audi, BMW, Merc responses was 300bhp/ton offering links to Ferrari Mondials in the classifieds and then when everyone started to bash him he stuck by his choice saying it was the best option! hehe
I can think of a couple he came up with:

1) Jeep Cherokees make an ideal drift car.
2) A Bentley Continental needn't be expensive to run, just get a full oil drum and stick it in your garden for whenever it needs changing.

I think the main reason he left is due to his profile being suspended so often in the end.


TheLordJohn

5,746 posts

146 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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DonkeyApple said:
There will be another Vladimir though. Just as soon as some old boy suddenly inherits some cash and buys a new car for cash for the first time and feels so proud that they have to mention it on every thread. I'm surprised he didn't just add a signature to save himself some time ever day.
Bought a car with cash, but rents a house... Lol.

cerb4.5lee

30,557 posts

180 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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I miss 300 and Vlad too and I always enjoyed reading their posts.

Leins

9,467 posts

148 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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TheLordJohn said:
Bought a car with cash, but rents a house... Lol.
Did he ever mention what that car was...? wink

y2blade

56,104 posts

215 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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I miss him too.

Urban Sports

11,321 posts

203 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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Leins said:
TheLordJohn said:
Bought a car with cash, but rents a house... Lol.
Did he ever mention what that car was...? wink
I remember telling Vlad that the reason he was getting low trade in offers on his 335d was because it was a crap spec, he went ape, it was hilarious hehe

Studio117

4,250 posts

191 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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cerb4.5lee said:
I miss 300 and Vlad too and I always enjoyed reading their posts.
Why?

He polluted the forum with utter drivel and passive aggressive nastiness. He's a complete wker, What about when he was offering people out? knob of the highest order imo.

y2blade

56,104 posts

215 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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Studio117 said:
Why?

He polluted the forum with utter drivel and passive aggressive nastiness. He's a complete wker, What about when he was offering people out? knob of the highest order imo.
Who? 300bhp/Tonne?

cerb4.5lee

30,557 posts

180 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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Studio117 said:
cerb4.5lee said:
I miss 300 and Vlad too and I always enjoyed reading their posts.
Why?

He polluted the forum with utter drivel and passive aggressive nastiness. He's a complete wker, What about when he was offering people out? knob of the highest order imo.
I didn't read all the posts but the ones I did read they made me smile and I found some pretty funny, I didn't realise he offered people out and I agree that seems a tad silly seeing as its the internet.

Leins

9,467 posts

148 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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Urban Sports said:
I remember telling Vlad that the reason he was getting low trade in offers on his 335d was because it was a crap spec, he went ape, it was hilarious hehe
300BHP once told me that I had a very strange view on cars. I was quite proud of that, given he was the expert in such matters biggrin

SturdyHSV

10,095 posts

167 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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Studio117 said:
He polluted the forum with utter drivel and passive aggressive nastiness.
Exactly! You need a bit of that to keep things interesting, otherwise PH would just be a circle jerk of CTR/BMW/MX5 drivers talking about finance packages and dabs of oppo.

Studio117

4,250 posts

191 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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SturdyHSV said:
Studio117 said:
He polluted the forum with utter drivel and passive aggressive nastiness.
Exactly! You need a bit of that to keep things interesting, otherwise PH would just be a circle jerk of CTR/BMW/MX5 drivers talking about finance packages and dabs of oppo.
There's inane posting(guilty of that myself) but the passive aggressive under tone really irked me.

SturdyHSV

10,095 posts

167 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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Studio117 said:
There's inane posting(guilty of that myself) but the passive aggressive under tone really irked me.
Just look at this thread though. Nothing unites like a common enemy hehe

ORD

18,120 posts

127 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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I think PH has completely lost the plot when it comes to this kind of thing.

If you disagree with someone in anything but the most polite terms, you see your posts deleted and a pathetic little message telling you to play nicely. It also seems to be operated on a near-random basis as to which posts get that treatment.

If a car forum cannot accommodate nobheads like Vlad without losing its st, that's a pretty sad indictment of how sensitive people have become. We are all grown ups, and if some idiot wants to be offensive occasionally (but usually accidentally hilarious), I would welcome him with open arms and a few subtle suggestions that he might be a bit wrong and want to chill out.

Banning someone should be the absolute last resort and should be reserved to cases in which he is using racist language, etc.

There is room for everyone, I would hope.

Camaro

1,419 posts

175 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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I liked his posts... Can't think of why though.

Superhoop

4,677 posts

193 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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300 is still around, he's just extremely busy arguing with himself in a locked room at the moment

SturdyHSV

10,095 posts

167 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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ORD said:
I think PH has completely lost the plot when it comes to this kind of thing.

If you disagree with someone in anything but the most polite terms, you see your posts deleted and a pathetic little message telling you to play nicely. It also seems to be operated on a near-random basis as to which posts get that treatment.

If a car forum cannot accommodate nobheads like Vlad without losing its st, that's a pretty sad indictment of how sensitive people have become. We are all grown ups, and if some idiot wants to be offensive occasionally (but usually accidentally hilarious), I would welcome him with open arms and a few subtle suggestions that he might be a bit wrong and want to chill out.

Banning someone should be the absolute last resort and should be reserved to cases in which he is using racist language, etc.

There is room for everyone, I would hope.
Shut up, knob head biglaughwink

Camaro

1,419 posts

175 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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SturdyHSV said:
Shut up, knob head biglaughwink
Why are you calling him a knob head for, you're the reason why people like 300ton/hp don't post no more!

Knob head.

Leins

9,467 posts

148 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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To be fair Vlad wasn't a bad guy. He'd bought a few nice cars in his time, and didn't like people pointing out any of the flaws in them, which is true of many of us

It's just that when he went on the attack he seemed to think he was a rampaging bear, whereas all of us saw a mildly-annoyed hamster. Comedy gold most of the time, but he never really got why the audience were laughing

Still his "Junior Supercar" and "//M Nazis" comments were PH at its very best

DonkeyApple

55,256 posts

169 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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doogz said:
ORD said:
I think PH has completely lost the plot when it comes to this kind of thing.

If you disagree with someone in anything but the most polite terms, you see your posts deleted and a pathetic little message telling you to play nicely. It also seems to be operated on a near-random basis as to which posts get that treatment.

If a car forum cannot accommodate nobheads like Vlad without losing its st, that's a pretty sad indictment of how sensitive people have become. We are all grown ups, and if some idiot wants to be offensive occasionally (but usually accidentally hilarious), I would welcome him with open arms and a few subtle suggestions that he might be a bit wrong and want to chill out.

Banning someone should be the absolute last resort and should be reserved to cases in which he is using racist language, etc.

There is room for everyone, I would hope.
Hiw problem was that he didn't take kindly to a 'few subtle suggestions' and would start telling you how you're ugly, poor, have gay cars and bikes, have an ugly wife, and how he's so much more amazing than you in every way, if you dare to disagree, you should go meet him in person because he bets you wouldn't dare say those things to him in person etc.
He was a very delicate flower but if you sanitise a forum too much then it becomes boring.

A lot of very informed people seem to have become bored and left and PH seem to have kicked out a few too many nobbers. All that means is that the weight of low level guff about dull cars gets more dominant.