Chunj - Is this your Ignis?

[Chunkymonkey71]

OpulentBob said:

Chunk.

Could you please possibly do me the honour of thanking your parents for bringing you in to this world?

I genuflect in advance.

(Best yet!)

[DickyC]

Chenke - Is this your Water Meter?

[Chunkymonkey71]

I got soaked to the skin at the last one. Big stupid combi bypass one too... Means it's got 2 heads.

:-(

In other news, this hotel room is huge! I expect Flemke stays in rooms like this.

[Toltec]

DickyC said:

Chenke - Is this your Water Meter?

Please accept a out loud.

[DickyC]

Toltec said:

Please accept a out loud.

Too kind. As the thread was Chunky's idea - and then he modestly didn't start it - I can only claim to be a catalyst in the process but those exchanges yesterday are some of the funniest things I've ever read on PH.

Chunkymonkey71: comic genius.

[br d]

This thread is an honour and a pleasure, both intentionally and ironically.

Best thing for ages on here.

Chunj, I am pronate.

[Chunkymonkey71]

DickyC said:

Toltec said:

Please accept a out loud.

Too kind. As the thread was Chunky's idea - and then he modestly didn't start it - I can only claim to be a catalyst in the process but those exchanges yesterday are some of the funniest things I've ever read on PH.

Chunkymonkey71: comic genius.

Now now Reeshard- I am merely the kerbed old alloy wheels of your formidable comedy vehicle!

[DickyC]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

DickyC said:

Toltec said:

Please accept a out loud.

Too kind. As the thread was Chunky's idea - and then he modestly didn't start it - I can only claim to be a catalyst in the process but those exchanges yesterday are some of the funniest things I've ever read on PH.

Chunkymonkey71: comic genius.

Now now Reeshard- I am merely the kerbed old alloy wheels of your formidable comedy vehicle!

Oh, mate. You could lecture on funniosity. Perhaps you could give us some pointers on the importance of, for example,
















timing.

[Chunkymonkey71]

DickyC said:

Oh, mate. You could lecture on funniosity. Perhaps you could give us some pointers on the importance of, for example,
















timing.

If it's a couple of degrees out your engine will run lumpy as fk!

(Boom boom!)

[DickyC]

[Flenke]

Get a room you two. What the fk is up with up you?

[Zwolf]

- for the whole thread.

[Impasse]

Flenke said:

Get a room you two. What the fk is up with up you?

Scho... /puffs on pipe//

Tell me, did your schplit perschonality happen schoon after you firscht saw your mother naked?

[Chunkymonkey71]

Flenke- is this your lube?

[DickyC]

I would have imagined her naked behind the wheel of a McLaren but they hadn't been invented then.

[0a]

I cringe at my own defects compared Chunj, his parents, and this magnificent vehicle.

If it were still permitted, I would post this very post on a "Most cringeworthy thread you have ever read?", however who knows what would happen should I post myself on that thread - a ban, for sure, I suspect?

[DanielSan]

This thread is kind of (tiny amount) Pythonesque in its mocking/humour. And for that reason I'd like to make you an offer...

[Chunkymonkey71]

DanielSan said:

This thread is kind of (tiny amount) Pythonesque in its mocking/humour. And for that reason I'd like to make you an offer...

Does it involve wax going on and off?

[DanielSan]

It appears you are aware of my tactics to gain your favour... All in return for a ride in the mighty Ignis obviously.

[Chunkymonkey71]

I'm always happy to share it's joy!