Chunj - Is this your Ignis?

[DickyC]

Translation for older readers: "What'll she do, mister?"

[DickyC]

Struggling a bit with, "Govan lasses with firm thighs."

It's a myth which needs to be disposed of pronto.

Sorry, that was harsh. In the interests of fair play I'm willing to be proved wrong.

[DickyC]

You're welcome, Your Grace.

[DickyC]

Do you have a dog called Colin?

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Chunkymonkey71 said:

Working in Aberdeen all week, but if you're about at the weekend drop me a text and we'll do some BBQ.

A word to the wise. Jewsons who were less than half the price I was quoted at BBQ.

[DickyC]

Just passing.



Thought I'd pop in and see how it's going on the Yaris thread.

[DickyC]

[DickyC]

The truth?

You can't handle the truth!

[DickyC]

Nothing since five to four?

What's up? Thread won't start? Ignision trouble?

[DickyC]

[DickyC]

Just dusty. Lord Chunj of Govan has people to do such things for him but they're easily distracted.

[DickyC]

I say, steady on, old boy. His Lordship has concerns and is frequently deep in thought. If the referendum goes the wrong way he will lose his seat in the House of Lords. It is that serious. He has little time to consider your kW (or whatever it is).

[DickyC]

There was a wild-eyed Scot standing next to an Ignis in Tesco's car park in Newbury. I addressed the car thus:

"Ignis - Is this your Chunjy?"

[DickyC]

At a Sex Pistols concert I found myself covered in spit and sought out the manager to remonstrate. I said:

"McLaren - Is this your Phlegm?"

[DickyC]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

I called Suzuki to tell them how to do it right but there was just some shouting, then some karate noises... Then they hung up!

The transcript reads: "Too pow foh, too pow foh!! Aaaaaay...ya!!" brrrrr.

[DickyC]

"Doctor! I think we lost him!"
"He was under this sheet a minute ago."

[DealOrNoDeal]

Sounds okay to me.

[DickyC]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

You'll never look back!

Mirrors are extra?

[DickyC]

tenpenceshort said:

Dear Clunge,

In his well respected book, "Ignision", Gordon Murray describes how he chose a specially unmodified and off-the-shelf Bosch ignition system for the Ig (hope you don't mind me calling it 'Ig', it's just what we Ig experts tend to call it).

Remarkable that Freud discussed this very thing in his 1920 essay Beyond the Pleasure Principle with his explanation of Ig, Ego and Super-Ego.

[DickyC]

The Ignis. Is it descended from the Iguanodon?