Chunj - Is this your Ignis?
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Hey Chun (hey, we're buddies now, that's how we roll, right?),
After you scratched the Ignis bumper on that badly parked Morris Ital (I've found out who left it there and had them kneecapped, I love you), are you going to respray the whole car? If so, I can recommend semen white in pearlescent, as I think it will match your eyes. They're lovely, btw.
After you scratched the Ignis bumper on that badly parked Morris Ital (I've found out who left it there and had them kneecapped, I love you), are you going to respray the whole car? If so, I can recommend semen white in pearlescent, as I think it will match your eyes. They're lovely, btw.
tenpenceshort said:
Hey Chun (hey, we're buddies now, that's how we roll, right?),
After you scratched the Ignis bumper on that badly parked Morris Ital (I've found out who left it there and had them kneecapped, I love you), are you going to respray the whole car? If so, I can recommend semen white in pearlescent, as I think it will match your eyes. They're lovely, btw.
If you need a fluffer......After you scratched the Ignis bumper on that badly parked Morris Ital (I've found out who left it there and had them kneecapped, I love you), are you going to respray the whole car? If so, I can recommend semen white in pearlescent, as I think it will match your eyes. They're lovely, btw.
THERE IS FAR TOO MUCH TOADYING ON THIS THREAD!
Excellent though the Ignis may be, it is clearly far inferior to the Lada Samara as far as Govan Takeaway times are concerned.
I feel that Chunky is clearly a man of more wealth than taste, succumbing to the Suzuki Prestige snobbery, while ignoring a much more worthy motor with a lesser badge.
Excellent though the Ignis may be, it is clearly far inferior to the Lada Samara as far as Govan Takeaway times are concerned.
I feel that Chunky is clearly a man of more wealth than taste, succumbing to the Suzuki Prestige snobbery, while ignoring a much more worthy motor with a lesser badge.
Dear Sir Chunjmeister,
Could you take some of your very precious time to tell me about the keyring you use? Is the ring silver or carbon? If it's silver how do you clean it? If you don't have time I'd love to do it. I'm fully experienced in polishing my chrome chess set. I would be so proud to tell people in the pub that I've polished your ring. Let me know. When you have time of course. I'll be polishing my bishop until then.
Love you tons and tons.
"Love" like you love your dad, not "man love" of course.
Well, a bit.
Could you take some of your very precious time to tell me about the keyring you use? Is the ring silver or carbon? If it's silver how do you clean it? If you don't have time I'd love to do it. I'm fully experienced in polishing my chrome chess set. I would be so proud to tell people in the pub that I've polished your ring. Let me know. When you have time of course. I'll be polishing my bishop until then.
Love you tons and tons.
"Love" like you love your dad, not "man love" of course.
Well, a bit.
Hi Chunjy,
Apologies if you have been asked this before in one of the other four volumes, but have you considered getting the sun-visors re-made in carbon fibre? I have added some CF-look vinyl to the ones in my car and it really adds to the sporty feeling. As a mere mortal I don't have the means to get them done in full CF but I'm sure a man of your standing would have no such problem.
Just a thought anyway, looking forward to your reply.
p.s. How did the project to get a custom magic-tree scent workout in the end, were you happy with the results?
Apologies if you have been asked this before in one of the other four volumes, but have you considered getting the sun-visors re-made in carbon fibre? I have added some CF-look vinyl to the ones in my car and it really adds to the sporty feeling. As a mere mortal I don't have the means to get them done in full CF but I'm sure a man of your standing would have no such problem.
Just a thought anyway, looking forward to your reply.
p.s. How did the project to get a custom magic-tree scent workout in the end, were you happy with the results?
t.Apparently, the car pinstripe graphics were designed by the same man as did the pop Prince err. Prince. Squiggle, though being a govan derevation, it was executed in finest Stanley knife and inlaid with blood and snot.
Chunj, does the faux alcontara lining have the smooth feel of a govan lassies tanned and firm inner thigh? Is it bi-directional in texture?
Chunj, does the faux alcontara lining have the smooth feel of a govan lassies tanned and firm inner thigh? Is it bi-directional in texture?
Bravo everyone. This is an excellent thread and you've all done great work here.
Chunkmunky, thank you for sharing your journey with us so that we continue to live vicariously though your automotive adventures. I salute, doff my cap AND raise a virtual pint to the good Sir!
>Insert patronising 'word of caution' on owning such a powerful vehicle here<
>insert fawning comment along the lines of "of course I'm sure a man of your stature can handle it" here<
mrtwisty said:
Is no one else a little confused by this thread? I mean its only a Suzuki Ignis, but you guys are falling all over this 'Clunje' fellow. Its quite sickening really.
There's a chap on PH with a Mclaren F1, but you don't see an army of sycophants jostling each other to lick HIS boots.
Er, yeah, that's cos he's only got an F1, and they're bobbins. You don't know about the Ignis? Are you on the right website?! There's a chap on PH with a Mclaren F1, but you don't see an army of sycophants jostling each other to lick HIS boots.
drivin_me_nuts said:
Apparently, the car pinstripe graphics were designed by the same man as did the pop Prince err. Prince. Squiggle, though being a govan derevation, it was executed in finest Stanley knife and inlaid with blood and snot.
Chunj, does the faux alcontara lining have the smooth feel of a govan lassies tanned and firm inner thigh? Is it bi-directional in texture?
The PH logo on the back was specially cut and fitted by the guy that trims Jedward's pubes.Chunj, does the faux alcontara lining have the smooth feel of a govan lassies tanned and firm inner thigh? Is it bi-directional in texture?
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