Chunj - Is this your Ignis?

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Clunge

I think I might have seen your Ignis in town, with what I assume was your good lady. Was this your Ignis? (Apologies for the rubbish phone picture).

[tenpenceshort]

Clunge is away at a snail shell painting symposium this week, so I'm sure he wont mind me speaking for him whilst he's away.

Clunge is a bender so that's more likely his mum than a girlfriend.

HTH.

[DickyC]

DickyC said:

Impasse said:

Oh, I see. So what's this then?

iva cosworth said:

I forget its name but it's based on a VW Beetle and is essentially a hard-top Beach Buggy.

With Ignis overtones, clearly.

[Foxeh]

Chunj, because I follow the crowd and don't wish to be left out, and because you love it - and so must I; upon seeing the glorious Ignis drawing in all it's refinement, I rushed the girlfriend, who if you want to sleep with you have my blessing - she would be honored as will I, to the nearest tattoo parlor to have the Ignis instilled in our lives forever.

[FRA53R]

Foxeh said:

Chunj, because I follow the crowd and don't wish to be left out, and because you love it - and so must I; upon seeing the glorious Ignis drawing in all it's refinement, I rushed the girlfriend, who if you want to sleep with you have my blessing - she would be honored as will I, to the nearest tattoo parlor to have the Ignis instilled in our lives forever.

That looks terrifyingly real

[El Guapo]

Another question if I may be so bold.

Have you experimented with the 'highly augmented rear downforce oooh nice' package (known to the cognoscenti as "HARDON")?
I am led to believe that it improves the handling of the Ignis by calming rebound at the rear when driven by a lightweight driver.

[DickyC]

In an extraordinary turn of events following archaeological discoveries on Salisbury Plain that Stonehenge was part of a complex of Henges comprising one Superhenge, scientists in Govan have announced that Chunj is part of complex of Unjes comprising one Superchunj.

Chunj! Bringer of Light and Unj. We, your people, are desperate for news.

[Monkeylegend]

DickyC said:

In an extraordinary turn of events following archaeological discoveries on Salisbury Plain that Stonehenge was part of a complex of Henges comprising one Superhenge, scientists in Govan have announced that Chunj is part of complex of Unjes comprising one Superchunj.

Chunj! Bringer of Light and Unj. We, your people, are desperate for news.

Seeing as yours is the first post since Sunday I am not so sure.

[FRA53R]

DickyC said:

In an extraordinary turn of events following archaeological discoveries on Salisbury Plain that Stonehenge was part of a complex of Henges comprising one Superhenge, scientists in Govan have announced that Chunj is part of complex of Unjes comprising one Superchunj.

Chunj! Bringer of Light and Unj. We, your people, are desperate for news.

Oooohhhwaaaayoooh! Oooohhhwaaaayoooh!

[GTIR]

El Guapo said:

Another question if I may be so bold.

Have you experimented with the 'highly augmented rear downforce oooh nice' package (known to the cognoscenti as "HARDON")?
I am led to believe that it improves the handling of the Ignis by calming rebound at the rear when driven by a lightweight driver.

I know who makes it but I wish I knew what it waa.

Why don't they help us idiots and write on it what it's for!

[Lobsta]

All hail the Chunj

[Japveesix]

Wow, what a beuatifully made bit of clothing, handmade by Nepalese virgins from rare blue mongoose fur just for the lucky few Ignis owners. If I sell the house I might be able to afford it!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-Ignis-Sport-Baseb...

[ecsrobin]

Chunj there is a lot of talk on the ignis forums about the prototype ignis and it's wingmirrors having a 2 tone matte black and colour coded scheme. I know currently you can get colour coded or matte black, have you thought of digging deep and going for the 2 tone like the prototype?

[Chunkymonkey71]

ecsrobin said:

Chunj there is a lot of talk on the ignis forums about the prototype ignis and it's wingmirrors having a 2 tone matte black and colour coded scheme. I know currently you can get colour coded or matte black, have you thought of digging deep and going for the 2 tone like the prototype?

I'm going for one of each, with the passenger one sitting all droopy.

[Chunkymonkey71]

El Guapo said:

Another question if I may be so bold.

Have you experimented with the 'highly augmented rear downforce oooh nice' package (known to the cognoscenti as "HARDON")?
I am led to believe that it improves the handling of the Ignis by calming rebound at the rear when driven by a lightweight driver.

I may have experimented with a HARDON in the Ignis before...

[DickyC]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

I may have experimented with a HARDON in the Ignis before...

Small cubes of bacon?

[DickyC]

Monkeylegend said:

DickyC said:

In an extraordinary turn of events following archaeological discoveries on Salisbury Plain that Stonehenge was part of a complex of Henges comprising one Superhenge, scientists in Govan have announced that Chunj is part of complex of Unjes comprising one Superchunj.

Chunj! Bringer of Light and Unj. We, your people, are desperate for news.

Seeing as yours is the first post since Sunday I am not so sure.

Devotees spend much of their time in prayer.

[M5Fan]

Chunjmeister, a performance related question if I may. How is the Ignis approaching the rev-limiter, is she guttural and intoxicating? (sadly my steed is wheezy and asthmatic lol).

Also (and apologies for impinging on your time further) but what tyres is she shod with? I'm currently running part-worn radial re-moulds (German of course), there's a slight trade-off in economy, handling, safety and road-noise but anything to help save some more pennies for my Ignis fund! Laters.

[austinsmirk]

I actually saw a blue one near Liverpool last week. I don't think the birth of my children was as exciting a moment.

Or as sexual.

[Monkeylegend]

DickyC said:

Monkeylegend said:

DickyC said:

In an extraordinary turn of events following archaeological discoveries on Salisbury Plain that Stonehenge was part of a complex of Henges comprising one Superhenge, scientists in Govan have announced that Chunj is part of complex of Unjes comprising one Superchunj.

Chunj! Bringer of Light and Unj. We, your people, are desperate for news.

Seeing as yours is the first post since Sunday I am not so sure.

Devotees spend much of their time in prayer.

And it's been answered