Chunj - Is this your Ignis?

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MarshPhantom said:

Chunj, some of us have been wondering what watch you wear?

I believe he wears a Wallace & Gromit novelty watch.

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I may be wrong though.

I've been wrong before.

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Are you saying he doesn't jump in muddy puddles from Monday to Friday?

How does he unwind?

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Impasse said:

It's a Nova; a kit car styled by Richard Oakes. I have a feeling there is a link to the Probe from 1969 styled by the Adams brothers who worked for Marcos.



But, as you know, I have been wrong before.

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Impasse said:

Oh, I see. So what's this then?

iva cosworth said:

I forget its name but it's based on a VW Beetle and is essentially a hard-top Beach Buggy.

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DickyC said:

Impasse said:

Oh, I see. So what's this then?

iva cosworth said:

I forget its name but it's based on a VW Beetle and is essentially a hard-top Beach Buggy.

With Ignis overtones, clearly.

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In an extraordinary turn of events following archaeological discoveries on Salisbury Plain that Stonehenge was part of a complex of Henges comprising one Superhenge, scientists in Govan have announced that Chunj is part of complex of Unjes comprising one Superchunj.

Chunj! Bringer of Light and Unj. We, your people, are desperate for news.

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Chunkymonkey71 said:

I may have experimented with a HARDON in the Ignis before...

Small cubes of bacon?

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Monkeylegend said:

DickyC said:

In an extraordinary turn of events following archaeological discoveries on Salisbury Plain that Stonehenge was part of a complex of Henges comprising one Superhenge, scientists in Govan have announced that Chunj is part of complex of Unjes comprising one Superchunj.

Chunj! Bringer of Light and Unj. We, your people, are desperate for news.

Seeing as yours is the first post since Sunday I am not so sure.

Devotees spend much of their time in prayer.

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Just wait til you're sober!

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I just love the Ignis.

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Sorry.



There. All better now.

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Available only to consenting adults.

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SP04, SP04.

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Chunkymonkey71 said:

I'm sick of the sight of McLarens parked outside Govan Lidl!

We know, mate. We know.

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It's all the driver's bling falling out of the F1 when the door opens that does the damage.

Chunj's Ignis Dinged With Bling.

It was in the paper.

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All Hail! The Chunj is here!

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Chunkymonkey71 said:

There will be many sheds at it.

"At it," you say, my liege. Are we to expect the patter of Wendy Houses?

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Chunj alone should be the judge of that.


Real cases! - Real people! - THIS is Judge Chunjy!

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His Chunjesty fitted those to enliven his most recent Track Day. However, when he has the engine up against the rev limiter in top gear along Sauchiehall Street I can assure you the car is fitted with very high speed rated tyres from a reputable manufacturer. As any responsible driver would.