Chunj - Is this your Ignis?

[Chunkymonkey71]

It was sold. I've to call back tomorrow though just incase the deal falls through.

However...




Cheaper and still available!

[ManFromDelmonte]

My friend used to have one of those. You will need one for each foot.

[Chunkymonkey71]

Not to worry- I'm only 5'5" tall.

[ManFromDelmonte]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

Not to worry- I'm only 5'5" tall.

Back on topic...

Sir Chunj, have you made any alterations to the Ignis in order to better suit your size? If I remember rightly from my copy of "Lack of Ambition" the seat height was set up for an average height Japanese male (5' 7").

I believe one of the factory prototypes (X222) had a raised floor to fit the chief performance chassis dynamicist, Unabara Yasuyo Tomoko.

[Chunkymonkey71]

I cut eyeball holes in the steering wheel- I like to keep my centre of gravity low so I kept the seat at the standard height.

[northwest monkey]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

I'm going to Poland soon to buy a Fiat 126 and drive it back though. True story. Seen one I like and am making the phonecall later today to hopefully seal the deal.

I believe the term is "pull the trigger".

As in:-

I was feeling particularly hungry this morning, so rather than a normal Snickers and the fact I am a powerfully built Company Director, I pulled the trigger on a King Size.

I actually overheard Nick Mason saying this once at the Goodwood Festival of Speed before he headed off up the drive in a Daewoo Tacuma.

[ecsrobin]

ManFromDelmonte said:

I believe one of the factory prototypes (X222) had a raised floor to fit the chief performance chassis dynamicist, Unabara Yasuyo Tomoko.

Off topic if you get a chance get hold of a copy of chassis flex performance by Unabara Yasuyo Tomoko ISBN-13 978-0756624613 from all good book shops or online merchants. It goes very in depth in how to modify a vehicles chassis to introduce more flex. I found chapter 3 the most useful "what drillbit to select for cutting holes"

[ManFromDelmonte]

ecsrobin said:

ISBN-13 978-0756624613

Very good.

[BrabusMog]

ManFromDelmonte said:

ecsrobin said:

ISBN-13 978-0756624613

Very good.

Carma Sutra!

[MidnightXR6]

What do the seats smell like Chunj

[BrabusMog]

MidnightXR6 said:

What do the seats smell like Chunj

The lost innocence of many a young lady, or so I'm led to believe.

[BritishRacinGrin]

I've scrolled past this thread so many times and chucked at the title but never clicked on it because I don't give a damn about no Ignis... but curiosity got the better of me and now it's one of my favourite threads.

Chunkymonkey71 said:

It was a well designed car! The designers took an alternative path and gave a monkey a crayon, then repeatedly shouted 'boxes' at it.

[HereBeMonsters]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

It was sold. I've to call back tomorrow though just incase the deal falls through.

However...




Cheaper and still available!

Excellent news. I heard the daily of choice has to be rear-engined.

[pad58]

Can't wait for this weekend to see the infamous 'IGNIS'.

I'll report back.

[MidnightXR6]

BrabusMog said:

The lost innocence of many a young lady, or so I'm led to believe.

More like the cream of some young boy with Chunj.

Its turning into a dogging mobile this weekend.

[Chunkymonkey71]

MidnightXR6 said:

More like the cream of some young boy with Chunj.

Its turning into a dogging mobile this weekend.

You're just jealous because you're stuck on an offshore gay bumsex rig all weekend and I'll be mostly drinking myself to death with Pad, Roper, Gog and Zep!

[MarshPhantom]

HereBeMonsters said:

Chunkymonkey71 said:

It was sold. I've to call back tomorrow though just incase the deal falls through.

However...




Cheaper and still available!

Excellent news. I heard the daily of choice has to be rear-engined.

You gonna pull the trigger on Sixer?

[MidnightXR6]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

MidnightXR6 said:

More like the cream of some young boy with Chunj.

Its turning into a dogging mobile this weekend.

You're just jealous because you're stuck on an offshore gay bumsex rig all weekend and I'll be mostly drinking myself to death with Pad, Roper, Gog and Zep!

I'm gutted I won't get to gangbang you with the rest.

[pad58]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

MidnightXR6 said:

More like the cream of some young boy with Chunj.

Its turning into a dogging mobile this weekend.

You're just jealous because you're stuck on an offshore gay bumsex rig all weekend and I'll be mostly drinking myself to death with Pad, Roper, Gog and Zep!

Soooo much this.

[MidnightXR6]

pad58 said:

Chunkymonkey71 said:

MidnightXR6 said:

More like the cream of some young boy with Chunj.

Its turning into a dogging mobile this weekend.

You're just jealous because you're stuck on an offshore gay bumsex rig all weekend and I'll be mostly drinking myself to death with Pad, Roper, Gog and Zep!

Soooo much this.

Shut it Pad. Just you stick yer sausage.